For everyone reading this who has ever been to Chiang Mai and thought that getting laid in the city of the north means bar fining a girl from Loi Kroh or getting a girl from Foxy lady is missing 90% of the action. It’s true what they say about Chiang Mai you really need to know how to speak some Thai to have the most fun, but that’s why there are so many people living here because once you get it you can have a lot of fun.
Those who spend a few years here and still can’t speak Thai have pretty much settled into their own routines and haunts and rarely venture out to the different parts of Chiang Mai. That’s fine if you do that, but this post is about the different side of Chiang Mai, the real Chaing Mai. Where you can walk into many places alone and walk out with someone else. It’s about where you can buy sex in Chiang Mai.
Even though it’s illegal it still happens, you can’t stop the oldest profession in the world in fact that’s why Australia legalized it! Getting sex in Chiang Mai is a sure thing at many places and i’m more than likely going to tell you about places you’ve never heard of and places you know about but have never been and just like Pattaya the prices vary.
Quickly for those guys who have never been to Chiang Mai there is this road called Loi Kroh which is runs from the moat down to the night bazaar along it are Beer Bars where you can barfine the girls barfines cost 300-500 baht I’ve seen some places have it at 200 during weekdays. The girls will mostly go for 1000 baht some ask for 1500 depending on what she think she can get away with. There are some sexy girls on this street of bars but I wouldn’t say any are pretty. If you wanted to be cheap you could go hang at 1 of the three places these girls go after the bar closes Zoe, Hot shot, Lucky where you can cheap and avoid the bar fine but probably spend more on drinks.
Just off the night bazaar is the Foxy Lady honestly Chiang Mai’s only option for a decent Go Go bar. Some fine ladies in here some full-time some just passing through. The girls ask for like 2000 and the bar fine 600 you could get them down to 1500 depends on how they feel about you remember the girls arn’t forced to be there. But it is small and you could go through all the girls there in a week not that you’d want all of them anyway few i’d definately stay away from. You’ll see some of these girls later in Hot Shot with their Johns not the place I’d go if I’m paying for a girl but each to your own.
Next places guys hit up in Chiang Mai are the soapy massages, Sayuri being one of the best ones guys head over there. But it’s not the only place in town there more soapy massages in Chiang Mai if you know where to go. Gold Star has a huge Asian following but Farang don’t seem to go there maybe because i never used to mention it, I wanted to keep it on the lowdown prices are cheap only 1400 for 90 min. Place is worn in but still good and good selection of girls.
Map of Adult Nightlife entertainment in Chiang Mai
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Next are the brothels in town places the old timers talked about the old housewifes club is gone, replaced with some skanky looking bitches I wouldn’t F*() with a broom handle, but guys are still making their way over there (check out the map). I still think the glass window brothel is better as well as the underground brothel. Both places prices are reasonable you can call in advance and the girl will wait for you outside while you pick her up! Sure you have to go there a few times in my experience you go to these places get the girls and it gets addictive and you go back a few more times and that’s what happened when I went to check out the 99 brothel in Santitam after a missadventure with a hooker in the burmese brothel after someone was knocking on my door after 30min to tell me to finish, that’s what 500 baht gets you anyway right? 99 probably has the best looking girls of any brothel in Chiang Mai but the policy there is if you don’t speak Thai and you’re a farang they won’t let you go with the girls.
Now you would have seen that Chiang Mai is a Karaoke town in fact most of Thailand is but the only other place you’ll see as many Karaoke houses in Thailand is Bangkok. In fact I can count 10 new Karaoke houses that have opened up the fast few years. Fact, Chiang Mai was the birthplace of the Thai style Karoake in Thailand.
Now while most brothels like to disquise themselves by hanging a Karaoke sign out the front the difference is with a brothel the girls are inside with a Karoake the girls hang outside. Maybe only 10% of the girls working in the Karaoke will actually go home with you I’d say another 30% will give you their number so they can go home with you the next day when all her friends arn’t watching and another 10% will probably come over to see you the next day because they actually like you. So can you get sex at a Karaoke house in Chiang Mai yeah I’d say 50% of the time.
There are some Karaoke houses that are half karaoke and half brothel like 20 twenty karaoke brings the girls in and parts them to the left and right, one side goes home with you the other side don’t Ter will do the same and now have two locations but get there early! Girls can range in price from 1500 baht to 3000 baht. The better looking girls are at Cherry Bey in fact Cherry Bay has a guarantee and the only place that does where you won’t get ripped off! It’s cheaper to go to Cherry with a group but the girls there are only 240 baht an hour, i recommend because the place is new and the girls are hot.
If you’re not sure about Karaoke or scared of being ripped off go inside buy one drink for you and sit at the bar and ask to talk to the mamasan, ask her which girls will go home with you and which don’t. When she brings out the girls make sure you buy the mamason a drink too for good form.
Finally there are the coyote clubs, there are now 3 in town and have the best looking party girls of anywhere in Chiang Mai there is Bang Saen 1 and 2 and the new place Posh House. Bang Saen 2 has the most girls out of any of the places and Farang have yet to really venture in there Girls cost 400 baht an hour so you’d better make sure you’re good at picking the girls, they have a promotion for three leo beers 150 baht which makes 2 hours with a girl cost about 1000 baht. Most girls here still only make around 10-15000 baht a month and if you don’t look half bad you can get the girl to do you for 3000 if you speak Thai well you can get her number and meet with her for noodles the next day
Sofa House is new and has a number of super hot Korat girls that got shipped in and the only coyote place here that does have girls from Isaan in fact I’d say that 90% of the girls working the brothels, karaoke, soapies, coyote clubs are from northern Thailand, it’s only Loi Kroh that has those skanky isaan girls. Sofa House only wants 150 baht a drink for the girls but a large leo and ice is only 100 baht! There are a few girls here who will go with you but only off hours and will ask for a minimum of 3000 baht.
Coyote joints are more fun and the girls wear less clothes but you can have an equally good time and find just as good looking girls in some of the karaoke houses if you know how to pick the girls and know how to rile the girls to dance and dress down.
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So far these are my best picks for places to find paid sex and some freebies too in Chiang Mai. There are plenty of other places I havn’t even covered like the few brothels in Chiang Mai Land the coyote girls of santitum and some OK Karaokes on Chang Klan but if you’ve been to all of the places mentioned on this list then leave a comment and tell me to write more and if you’re a blog owner forum owner and you havn’t been to all these places then stop writing stories and telling people Chiang Mai is shit for mongers.
One more thing about Chiang Mai nightlife and paid sex, see if Thailand was America Bangkok would be New York Phuket would be Miami Chiang Mai would be LA and pattaya would be Vegas. Vegas is super fun you can go to a lot of places in one night, Miami is fun but overpriced for what you get, New York is great if you love to work, but everyone wants to live in LA. In LA everything is spread out and you need wheels to get around, there is no central location for anything so you gotta do the miles to get to them. That’s what Chiang Mai is like, there are so many temples around the old city by law that can’t create all the nightlife centrally it has to be spread out and that’s why people say Chiang Mai is boring because they don’t know where shit it.