Weird things Thai people do
Thai people do some wired things it’s the cultural differences that perhaps to me seem weird but to Thai people and others they don’t think it’s weird at all. By weird I mean abnormal to me, things like peeing in the shower wearing clothes that don’t need to be warn, walking around calling yourself black to anyone with white skin, might be culturally different but I still think it’s weird.
Thai girls pee in the shower
Maybe I’m just old fashioned or maybe it’s that I just don’t like pee but the majority of Thai girls I know pee when they are in the shower. Why can’t they take a few steps sit down and take a piss. How many times I’ve been in the shower with a Thai girl and she starts making a face and then I look down and there is pee running down her legs. It’s just plain weird, I don’t pee in the shower but hey this is Thailand right. Do western women pee in the shower too?
Thai guys wear two pairs of underwear
I like wearing boxers but boxer huggies are OK too for a bit of support, but why would you wear a pair of grundies then throw boxers over them? What’s with that? Ask most Thai guys and they’ll tell you they wear the huggies and the boxers, the boxers are for show to show out of the pants but the underwear are the actual underwear? So why wear both? What I want to know do they still wear both when they go swimming? Plain weird.
Thai Girls wear shorts under a dress
Thai girls are just weird in general but the weirdest thing for me is they like to get all dressed up do their nails, the hair, throw on 20 ounces of cream lotion get out their sexiest dress put the high heals on then ruin the whole outfit by throwing on an old pair of denim shorts that make their ass look bit and the dress all wrinkled. What’s up with that? Plain weird.
Thai’s like to compare skin tones
Imagine you were back home at work in the office and there was this creeper who would go around the office putting their arm next to you pointing at you then pointing at themselves and saying “I’m black”. Weird. Well that’s what Thai people are like all the bloody time. The whole thing is kinda creepy and weird.
Thai’s eat KFC with a knife and fork
You ever see Thai people struggling to eat the damn chicken legs with a knife and fork, it’s called finger food man! Think that’s weird then go to Mister Donut and watch the Thai’s eat a doughnut with a knife and fork. Hundred years ago Thai’s were eating plain rice with their fingers, in fact many still do! So how do you go from eating runny green curry and rice with your fingers to eating a KFC chicken leg with a knife and fork. Just plain weird.
Thai’s Put tomato sauce on a Pizza
When you buy a pizza it’s already perfect, well if you were smart enough to buy it from the Pizza Company it is. Great thick crust ham and pineapple my favorite then the Thai people I’m with take that great cheesy tasting pizza and whack a whole bunch of Ketchup on the pizza, then top that off with another layer of Oregano, if I was lucky enough to get the Hawaiian instead of the seafood, just gross and totally weird.
This list is far from complete so before people start telling me I’m generalizing too much again I’d love to hear what you think Thai’s do that are just plain old weird. Comments section below. Let the crazy begin.