I made some plans to have dinner with my friend she’s a chick we go back a year or so now cool girl tends to go for the girls more than the guys and we but heads sometimes cause we both dig the same kind of chicks but it’s cool she’s a fun girl. I give my mate a call and tell him to come along and invite a couple of other girls it’s a weeknight and so not everyone can come it’s just a small get together at Sukhasem Cafe.
So I rock up there with this chick that i’m into and would you believe my bloody ex is working there! You know the one I left in Pattaya. Great this is going to be an interesting night isn’t it. So my girl friend and my mate rocks up and he’s with this chick i told to come earlier they met up at the shopping center earlier and know each other. But this chick is weird we can’t figure out what her deal is, is she looking for money or what not sure but she’s strange. Anyway this girl I’ll call her Tia comes in with my mate sits down and says is this all that’s coming? Kinda got the impression that she wanted more guys to come so she can scam them or something whatever it is she does. So about 5 minutes later she calls her friend up to come along. I don’t mind so much whatever more people the better right.
Anyway so my ex is giving me weird vibes and the girls can feel it ey it’s just a strange night and we finish up with dinner and we’re going to go to Infinity afterwards right. But just as we finish up this guy rocks up friend of Tia wearing flip flops shorts and a goofy looking hat. Comes up to the table no introduction doesn’t say anything just hello to the girl and sits down and says this table has a weird vibe. Yeah no shit because we don’t know who the hell you are and your acting like a total dick head. I’m ready to leave before i get into another fight. Total doosh bag have people totally lost all manners and know how to introduce themselves or something. Where I come from if you acted like a total dick like that with guys you don’t know you’d get jumped. So we ditched those two and went with the other two girls and had a good night sometimes when the vibe is bad you just gotta move on.
I never get weird vibes from Thai people always seems to be the Farang hey it might just be me too not sure but I’ve honestly had it ey. You know when your in your own country everyone is a stranger and there are customs and rituals you don’t even think of when you meet new people. In Thailand though the pool of potential friends is much smaller and the dickhead factor in a lot of guys who comes to Thailand is abnormally high. Check out Thai Visa for a complete list!
So like a few months ago i was talking to this chick from Facebook and a few of her friends are friends with this Irish dude. So thought I’d add the guy and start chatting since he lives in Chiang Mai and seemed half normal (for an English teacher anyway) lol. We had planned to meet up go out on the town kinda thing but I was kinda busy and he went back home for a little bit yeah. Anyway I invite him out to the Karaoke since I don’t think he’s really done it before.
The other night comes and we plan to meet at Lee Lah. He said he was going to bring his Russian friends with him I’m like sure why not more the merrier right. But I give him a call to confirm and to tell him again that the girls are 150 an hour yeah and you have to pay for drinks for the girls but i’ll bring a bottle of Tequila to get the girls wild yeah. He’s like he only drinks beer and his mate doesn’t drink alcohol. That’s cool but I reiterate you gotta help pay for the drinks anyway if he comes because it won’t be fun otherwise. Agreed and i rock up at the Karaoke house when they arrive and his mate the Russian dude is in a wheel chair. Now that’s cool and everything but what’s not cool is you don’t tell me this shit before hand. I once had an online date with a chick who forget to inform me she had to wear huge hearing aids you know, that kinda shit you tell people before you meet them you know. I mean they never been there think you’d ask if it’s wheel chair accessible or like what he’s after and stuff I dunno guys if it were me i’d say that shit before hand because lack of mobility can be a problem in a karaoke room. Still optimistic we can have a good time we go in and get the room.
Unfortunately the police are up from Bangkok checking the Karaoke’s for underage girls (under 20) and since half the girls at this karaoke are underage there’s not much choice. I don’t know this till I get in the room though and fuck once your in one of these places it’s kinda bad form to leave right away you know. So I tell them just to pick a girl we’ll hang here for an hour then we’ll leave from there and go somewhere else. I ask them to pick a girl and line up about 8 chicks not good looking but there all fun girls and hell you don’t go to Karaoke to get laid most the times anyway. These guys refused to get a girl, must be a European thing because I’ve had other Europeans do this shit before. In fact the Irish guy says to me “I want to sit and talk to her first”. Dude don’t you know if you want to sit and talk to her your going to have to pay to do that? OMG amatures.
I just tell 3 girls to come in and sit with us cause these guys are really giving me the shits you know. Talk about weird vibes again. My good friend arrives and he’s an upbeat guy and I can tell he’s weired about these guys too. Sure they don’t know me and they’ve never read my blog which probably is my mistaken for meeting up with them in the first place this is why I have the VIP membership in place so I don’t have to meet up with pussies who don’t know how to have fun.
We’re in Thailand bro you gotta experience every level of entertainment, everyones been to a dive bar back home and everyones been to a classy restaurant. Thailand has those levels too but if you’re a guy that only wants to eat champagne then don’t arrange to meet me at a cheap karaoke house bro!
So an hour has almost past and I tell the guy i’m getting the bill to go somewhere else which is really I don’t wanna hang out with you guys anymore cause your boring as fuck. I get the bill and of course they’ve added more to the bill then normal and i tell them to change it up and it comes back 1100 baht. 300 baht each guys we had some beers and I had already brought a bottle of tiquila earlier that night which one of the girls had like 15 shots from they were hoping we’d stay lol. Anyway the guy in the wheel chair is like I’m not paying that! I only drank water!
You stingy mother F*&^(^&*
Here we’re talking about nine dollars and some change. It sucked the girls weren’t there tonight but hey we’re gonna move on and you wanna tell me you don’t wanna pay because you only drank water you stingy prick! Again why I only wanna meet VIP members who don’t wanna count drinks and bitch about getting shorted $3. I mean seriously guys I told these guys on the phone that it’s gonna cost them about 300 baht an hour when we’re there and I don’t care if your drinking or not because that’s what the total cost is if you drink or don’t drink it’ll probably be about the same and then you come along and bitch because you have to pay an extra 100 baht more than you should because you didn’t drink. Dude I brought a bottle with me see me asking for 100 baht for the girls who drank for it OMG I almost went ape shit at this guy but how do you yell at a guy in a wheel chair I dunno i didn’t want to stuff up my night so told the irish dude to give me 500 and he can get the rest off his mate. Cheap cunt.
The Irish guy planned to come to the next karaoke house which is step up (maybe a leap) higher than this joint is but honestly I was glad when he bailed and said he’d just go home because dude if these guys are bitching about 100 baht what they going to do when they get a 3000 baht bill which is what it would have been at the next place.
See you take a guy to the cheapest place in town and he still bitches over 100 baht what do you do with that? He ain’t happy in a cheap place the girls aren’t good enough for him but he’ll bitch over 100 baht what’s up with that?
For guys starting out with Karoake Lee Lah is a great place to start not because the girls are good looking or anything but because if you don’t know what your doing then it’s better to start there than going to Bang saen where the girls are 400 baht an hour and if you don’t know yet how to work em then you’ll feel ripped off. But if you go in and bitch over 100 baht then you know what just stay at home dude.
My mate pointed out to me that the XS at Wynn in Las vegas is $2000 for the table $400 for a bottle of grey goose and $300 for a girl to sit with you and this is before you pay for mixers and tips! Sure the girl is hot but when you go to a place that costs you $10-$20 an hour for everything don’t bitch about it this is Thailand relax and just go with the flow.