5 ways to get rid of a Thai girl in the morning
So you've had a late night out brought a little Thai trinket back to the room or perhaps your gik has been over for the night. You wake up in the morning and realise that the girl you thought was ok last night is really a total nightmare, she won't leave, how do you get rid of her? Well here is my favourite top 5 list of getting girls to leave the next day with the least amount of complications.
5. Pay Her
This works with or without the girl being an actual prostitute. If she is a working girl this will be her signal to leave and more often than not that's all she's been waiting around for anything. Now if she isn't a working girl you will have severly offended her and she will likely not accect the cash, probably yell at you and leave quickly, either way it's a sure fire way to get rid of her.
4. Tell her to go buy you some pants
This one works well if you are staying in a hotel and the girl seems to have got attached to you and doesn't want to leave keeps showing up. After you've showered and dressed, ask her to go buy you some pants. The reason for pants is it'll take her at least an hour to do this especially at 9 in the morning, say you need a new pair to wear. She'll be off trying to find you a pair meanwhile your checking out of the hotel and onto the next haunt.
3. Start making phone calls
When it looks like the girl is not going to leave and I want to get rid of her I won't say anything straight away. I'll start making phone calls to other girls I know, say i miss you on the phone the same time I'll be looking at her with my finger over my lips gesturing that she not make a sound. I'll make a date with one of the girls to meet me in an hour or two. After the phone call is done I'll ask her what she'll be doing for the day, typical response will be something along the lines of "nothing to do with you" 🙂
2. Go to the gym or for a jog
The one thing Thai people are less enthusistic about less than reading books is Excercise. Tell the girl your going to the gym or going for a jog, even be polite as asking her to go with you and she will more than certainly refuse.
1. Tell her your wife will arrive soon
Need her to leave quickly then this is the best way to get rid of her quick smart. Thai women are tough little buggers and they are fearless. But the one thing they fear more than anything is other Thai girls. Look at your watch and yell "omg is that the time, my g/f or wife is going to be here in 20 minutes!" look her straight in the eyes and make sure you believes you. She will be gone in 5 minutes garunteed. The reason why this works so well is because she knows if the wife shows up it's more than a certain the wife will pull a knife on her before even looking at you.