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Complete Guide to Gentlemen’s clubs in Bangkok (Bangkok Coyote Clubs)

If you hate night clubs then a gentlemen's club in Bangkok might be just the thing to change your mind. There are dozens of coyote clubs in Bangkok and at these kinds of places you feel like your at a nightclub but your not. If your in a Bangkok gentlemen's club your about where most guys wish they could be every night. There is something about girls wearing barely anything music, strip shows and coyote dancers that will never get old.
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Now I know many guys out there may have come to Thailand a hundred times yet still have never set foot in a Gentlemen's club. The main reason is usually price. If your alone it can be quite expensive and you've heard horror stories about people getting 60,000 bills at the end of the night. So read the guide to pricing a night at gentlemen's clubs in Thailand. I think your missing out so here is a list of places in Bangkok you can go to a coyote club.

This list of Gentlemen's clubs is not in any particular order but I'd recommend any of them. But if you do go to any of these clubs please come back here and comment let us know how it was and how much you spent.

The Pimp Coyote Club

Well if I was going to start anywhere with the gentlmen's clubs in Bangkok I'd have to start with the Pimp. The Pimp in Bangkok is was of those places that you really will never forget. This is one of the most popular coyote clubs in all of Thailand. I recommend going on a night WITHOUT a promotion on because this place gets super busy.
Membership 20,000 for 12 bottles
Drinks are 270 members and 330 non members.

Website The Pimp Bangkok: http://www.thepimpbangkok.com
FaceBook The Pimp Bangkok: http://www.facebook.com/ThePimpBangkok

ไม้เอก coyote club Bangkok

What I like about the Maiake club is the range of membership options they have. You can join in for as little as 10,000 which gets you 7 bottles of red label (my favourite) so it's a pretty good deal. The girls are very friendly here but not the glamors I've seen at other places which probably explains why it's cheaper. The private rooms are cool but will cost you a bottle or two. Unfortunately the girls drinks are timed at 1 drink per 40 min. So basically you pay the girl 500 baht an hour to be with you.

Website ไม้เอก กทม: http://www.maiake.com

the lounge coyote club bangkok

The lounge coyote club has the best setup in my mind. Kind of reminds me of the star wars bar on sukhumvit but of course a lot more class. The girls sit around in a circle in the middle of the club so you can always see the available girls. Other clubs push girls on you that you don't want this place has a very cool vibe. Right near the Poseidon club in Bangkok very easy to find. This place has been around for over a decade and has a very good following.

Website The Lounge Bangkok: http://www.thonburiplaza.com

exotica coyote club bangkok

I've never been to this place and probably will never go because their membership is for Black label only and I prefer Red Label. Cheapest membership is 20,000 and that's for 9 bottles. They have a pool and a good looking bar but the place just seems to swank for me lots of suits go here which probably explains that. If you have some Thai friends who are swinging dicks then take them here they'll probably fit right in.

Website Exotica Bangkok: http://www.exoticabangkok.com

neverland coyote club bangkok

This place has some really good vibes, the pr girls arn't as friendly as the coyote girls so make sure you pick and ask for the right ones. This place if you don't get the membership it get's costly because non-member have to pay for mixers which are 100 baht a pop. So membership is worth it at 20,000 baht. This gets you 12 bottles of Black and drinks for the girls are 270 each. They do time them so it's worth getting a drink every 40 minutes or so.

Website Neverland Bangkok: http://www.neverlandbangkok.com

big apple coyote club bangkok

The Big Apple coyote club in Bangkok is a great starter club for those who have never been to a gentlemen's club before or are worried about pricing with memberships. The Big Apple has a very cheap starter membership package that starts at 5000 baht that includes 3 bottles of red and drinks are reasonable. This place doesn't get a huge crowd so wonder in for a good night out with the boys.

Website Big Apple Bangkok: http://www.bigapplepub.com

The Resort coyote club bangkok

I don't understand why this place hasn't gone under yet, there's hardly anyone ever there, it looks old and the girls are on average. They only sell black label and the membership and when I went last time they tried to charge me for drinks I didn't even have so if your thinking about going to this place think again. Try elsewhere this place sucks ass not recommended at all but I thought I'd list it anyway, maybe it was just a bad night.

Webiste The Resort Bangkok: http://www.theresortclub.com

beauty club coyote club bangkok

This is another great starter club with membership from only 5000 baht. For that you get 3 1 litre Ballentine which isn't a bad drink it's kind of like Red Label. Mixers are free and the girls ask for 280 per drink I don't think there was a time limit but you know you just keep buying drinks so whatever. The girl normally doesn't go past 7 drinks before she's throwing up in the bathroom anyway. There are so many girls in this place it's gotta be like 3 to 1.

Website Beauty Club Bangkok: http://www.kachood.net

vintage club coyote club Bangkok

This place is one of the best value for money gentlemen's clubs in all of Bangkok. Sure the membership is 10,000 and you only get 4 bottles but it is hennessey and with the membership girls drinks are only 250 baht. They have these really cool long lounge chairs that when you lay on them the girls get right up on you. Man it's a great place Thailand don't you think? Try the Vintage you will not be disappointed.

Website Vintage Bangkok: http://www.facebook.com/thevintage.clubs

เรา Sena coyote club bangkok

This place is very Thai and you're likely to be the only foreigner in there though they do get a few white guys in now and then. The girls don't speak English but that's cool they know how to have a good time. Prices are reasonable but the music is super load so don't sit anywhere near the stage or the DJ box. Kinda puts me off going to the place because of this but I'm a sucker for a good time. This place is very popular with the Thai crowd which makes me think that it's probably a good deal.

Website for Rao Sena Bangkok: http://www.raolounge.com

model club coytoe club bangkok

The model club in Bangkok is a relatively new gentlemen's club but they have been hard at work marketing through FaceBook. I've been seeing girls pop up from everywhere showing a little something wearing their logo and such. They are doing a good job on the online world and their club is unreal. I don't know about age limits in the place because the PR girls I had sit with me were 16 and 17!! Nice. Definitely check this place out.

Website Model Club Bangkok: http://www.modelclubbangkok.com

The Club coyote club bangkok

The newest coyote club in Bangkok has just opened up called The Club. It's going to take a while before this place really get's going if ever. I'm not so sure about it. Construction was pretty quick and I havn't actually been yet so if someone goes let me know how it goes. It might be the only place in Bangkok that has real go-go dancers that know how to swing on a pole so it does have potential. Price, take the credit card!

Website The Club Bangkok: http://www.facebook.com/theclubbangkok

เรา Srinakarin coyote club bangkok

This coyote club probably has the best show of all the gentlemen's clubs in Thailand. I've seen the girls topless here and a lot of girls here have the implants. I think it's got to do with the management at this place I can't explain it otherwise. The girls are always wearing just underwear at this coyote club. Definitely worth the 240 baht per 40 min of their time. This place is probably in my top 5 of best coyote clubs in Bangkok.

Website to เรา Srinakarin Bangkok: http://www.raolounge.com

White Lioness coyote club bangkok with russians

Getting bored of the same old Thai coyote clubs? Why not go further east and try some Russians! Yes that's right the biggest and best Russian gentlemen's club is now in Bangkok and goes by the name White Lioness. Appropriate name I think too. Just watch your wallet in this place. More like a place for Bankers than your average tourist to Bangkok. Girl drinks are 800 baht a beer will cost 400 and depending on who you are there is a 1000 baht cover charge get's you a drink. Honestly I don't think it's worth it at all but hey something different to try if you get bored.

White Lioness Bangkok

st moritz coyote club bangkok

If you ever wanted to enter the world of the Thai elite then you couldn't go past the St Moritz coyote club in Bangkok. Girl drinks for members are a whopping 360 baht and they slam them down quick! The who's who of Thai men in Bangkok come here to play. The girls are outstanding and i'm not just saying this. The shows are great they often have Thai superstars coming to sing at the club it really is a place you can have a great night out. Recommended 5 stars!

Website St Moritz Bangkok: http://www.stmoritzbangkok.com

the sky club lounge coyote club bangkok

This is one very busy coyote club. They have a cheap membership price of 10,000 baht which get's you six bottles of black. No choice to go to the karaoke room which basically gives you private access to the girl. I'd only use that if the girl had agreed to do something extra you know what I mean. Really if you don't speak Thai at all this place is going to suck. You'll have to come early to get the best girls the best girls are normally already reserved.

Website Sky Lady Club Bangkok: http://www.skyladyclub.com

the sky 2 coyote club bangkok

Recently opened in 2011 and just like The Sky lounge this very Thai place holds lots of Thai superstars who come to play here. The girls here are great but the place gets really busy on member nights. Member prices are pretty reasonable with a starter package of 10,000 baht for 6 bottles of Black. I don't know why they all have to sell black how bout some Captain Morgans or vodka. They do pretty good cocktails here that are very strong and the girl drinks are real alcohol. Loosens up the girls I guess.

Website The Sky 2 Bangkok: http://www.thesky2bkk.com

How much would a typical night out at a Gentlmen's club cost

Doesn't matter if you have membership to the G clubs or not costing should be about the same. You should be able to go to any one of these places (with the exception for maybe the Russian and St Moritz) and spend about 5000 baht per head that's without going crazy. Go a bit crazy and you might spend about 10,000. That said I would always take about 10,000 baht for the night because you never know what happens in a big city like Bangkok. And if your lucky you'll get a girl that wants to go home with you.

One thing I'll say about the G clubs is they are really good value for money. I'll give you an example. Say you got a membership at the St Moritz and you get 12 bottles. You go to it once a month and you go on a day when they have a special show like a singer entertainer blah blah blah. These are really fun nights you don't just pay money to stare at barely clothed Thai girls who obviously can't dance. This kind of place the girls are entertainers and actually entertain you instead of waiting around to be picked up and taken home. Now you have one bottle of black every month at the club which between 2 people is plenty. Say you buy the girl 4 drinks over 3 hours costs you 1440 baht your mate pays for half the bottle which you now get the bottle for 1200 baht. So you've just had an awesome night out saw live show real coyote dancers that know what they are doing and had a super hot girl accompanying you, total cost 2600 baht. Now for the same amount of money a the Nana go-go's you would have 8 beers and 4 girl drinks it would cost you the same or more and it wouldn't be half as entertaining.

If you are worried about the cost of coyote and gentlemen's clubs in Bangkok then you should read the guide to pricing a night at a gentlemen’s club in Thailand. In the guide you'll find out how to save money and not get scammed.

PS I won't have a map of all these gentlemens clubs until mid 2012 because I got taxis to them and now can't remember where they are. Thai people suck with directions so I have to go to them all over again at which point i'll come back here and add the map.


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70 Responses to Complete Guide to Gentlemen’s clubs in Bangkok (Bangkok Coyote Clubs)

  1. Captain January 2, 2012 at 3:57 am #

    Hi Chris, just found your site while looking for info on Rao Sena which I hope to visit for the first time, in a couple of weeks.

    I can give some insight on Exotica. Have been going there a few times per year for the last 5yrs. In 2011, hit it 3 times, all with Thai business friends.

    Cons – In 2006 it was one of the best in BKK. Classy with a very high-end feel, almost always busy, even on week nights. It has been on a slow decline since then. Really needs to be remodeled and updated, something that they started early in 2011, but by my last visit in November, still haven’t finished.
    Coyotes only dance a couple of times per night, weak performances by 6 out of 8.

    Pros – Friendly and fun girls to drink and play games with, good selection with several who speak very good English. Tend to be a little bit older, but not bad. The pool is nice to look at but rarely gets used except for private partys.

    Not my favorite GC, but will go back for the friendly staff. My Thai friends feel like it’s good value for the money and even though it’s a little rough around the edges now, the name still has prestige with the locals.

  2. ChiangMaiGuy January 3, 2012 at 1:38 am #

    never been to one but sounds interesting but as I live in CM be good if there were any here? interesting you like Red which i think is far less interesting than Black for not a lot extra – do people get a choice? I ask as many things I want to go to insist I have to have 100 Pipers rubbish or Red even if I am happy to pay extra.

    • Chris January 3, 2012 at 6:47 am #

      You should try the Bang Saen it’s listed on the chiang mai mongers map, closest place they have to one in Chiang Mai. Bangkok most sell Black label so you’ll do fine 😉

  3. Captain January 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm #

    Hi Chris, to help support your point that GC’s are good value for money, my experience has been that the girls just drink from the same bottles of whiskey you get as part of your membership. Now that helps them disappear a little faster, but is also cheaper than 300-450B a pop for something just for them like Tequila shots.

    The only time I have seen a small GC (not on your list) abuse the “extra tax” of overpriced girl drinks, my local host had a few words with the manager, off to the side, at the end of the night and threaten never to bring guests back again. He promptly reduced that bill by 1/2. We have been back a few times since, not one girl drink has been ordered!

    • Chris January 3, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

      Definately all clubs charge differently and there is inherent taxing in the industry but like you said it’s good value for money.

  4. Mark March 5, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    Hi Chris,

    First off, thanks for all the work, and sharing all of this with everyone – it’s a tough job venturing into this very Thai world and figuring out what’s what, but a man’s gotta do… . Plan to check out a few places (Monte Carlo, and all the Nawamin clubs first) so will definitely pool all useful info gleaned.

    A few places you don’t mention – Forte (at end of RCA at other end from the clubs), Soprano (Sukhumvit – possible soi 40???); Glass Home Studio, and others that will come to me. Anyone know what happened to the old Mai Ake that, for me, was the best…

    Am a bit confused – the Captain seemed to imply that the girls drink from your bottle – but aren’t the girls’ drinks basically just time in disguise? 40minutes IS one drink, and you’ll be billed everywhere for the amount of time they spend with you… (The girls may try to help you down your bottle too as well, of course). But you can’t just have girls at your table drinking your bottle with that being the only charge, CAN YOU?!

    Mark

    • Chris March 5, 2012 at 11:17 am #

      Sure there are places I didn’t mention but it’s a pretty long list already and doubt many people will try them all out. Kudos to those who do!
      As for the girls really depends on the place, mostly though if they charge the girl by time you don’t have to buy them drinks and they will drink your bottle.
      If they don’t charge you time then you should buy them drinks, how many is up to you but typically it’s one drink per 40-60minutes AND they still drink from your bottle.
      I like the idea because a few hours of this and the girl is drunk and she opens up.

  5. MC March 25, 2012 at 7:36 am #

    Chris,

    You seem well integrated in Thailand. Can you explain some of the different roles in the clubs? Is it true that some girls are hired by the club just to drink with the customer?

    • Chris March 25, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

      most girls in G clubs are there just to be hostesses and not go home with you.

  6. Nutt April 10, 2012 at 4:01 am #

    Just a quick note that you might want to share. I was at The Pimp last week. There were 5 of us and we used the VIP room with pool table. Six girls joined us for approx. 4 hours. The total bill came to 50,000 baths. We found out that the girls’ drinks were charged not according to the amount of time they sat with you but based on their popularity (15-30 drinks each) if they join you in the VIP room for the night, not to mention the extra drinks they ordered. It was a bloody experience and the fun wasn’t worth the bleeding.

    • Chris April 10, 2012 at 4:16 am #

      I don’t know how many drinks you bought and bottles VIP room you need membership if I remember right but 5 guys 6 girls the price seems about right to me depending on how hard you went. Though the popularity thing sounds a bit off, who exactly says they are popular? I’ll make some phone calls in the morning see if you got ripped off any more info you can provide me and the readers would be helpful.

      • Nutt April 11, 2012 at 3:58 am #

        We were told by the a service supervisor at The Pimp that for those girls that are popular among the customers, their drinks would be around at least 15 – 20 drinks per night – since they are supposed to get that many moving around different tables anyway. For 4 hours, if each girl charged one drink per 30 minutes, and at 300 bahts per drink, the total cost for drinks should just be around 14,400 bahts (4 hours x 2 x 6 girls x 300 bahts). Plus foods, 2 bottles of whiskey, and mixers, the bill shouldn’t be near 50,000 that I paid. There wasn’t any hard action in case you wonder, just the usual half-way stripping and a bit of touching. Anyway, I just want to share the info. and don’t mean to be a tightwad. I know that I could be paying a whole lot more in places like Tokyo, but this is Thailand and I thought some of the readers could use the info.

        • Chris April 11, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

          Mixers are free with the bottle and the girls aren’t charged 20 drinks, not sure what happened to you but none of it makes sense. I can see a night costing that much but also sounds like you were taken for a ride. In Thailand you should always ask the price of everything before using a service or purchasing anything. Thanks again for your comments too.

        • Nutt April 11, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

          Thanks, Chris! I guess I could have gotten hit with those inherent taxing in the industry that you had previously mentioned above. The lesson is duly noted and your clarification is well appreciated.

      • Nutt April 11, 2012 at 4:07 am #

        Hi Chris,

        By the way, thanks for your offer to make phone call and check this out for us. I will be curious to hear what they have to say too, but I am not going back regardless. Good luck!

        • Louis September 17, 2012 at 9:45 am #

          Hi,
          I think the calculation are
          6×4(if u are taking model)xthb300 for 1st 30min = 7,000
          6x2x3.5×300 = 12,600
          Tipping as I see most gal charges additional 2-3 drink, and if u take them top off another 2 drinks are counted, mommy charges u too
          2 bottle without VIP arond 3-4k per bottle
          VIP room charges u either 1 bottle or similar price

          So drinks alone is about 15k + food
          Room is about 5k
          30k for 6 ladies
          Is not cheap and even more expensive if u are not VIP

  7. Jonny April 10, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

    GREAT SITE… very interesting and exceptionally helpful!

    I may have missed this within the article; can you go to gentleman’s clubs in smaller groups (i.e. pairs) and not have to pay for bottles etc? Basically I’m going to Thailand in May (CAN’T WAIT) and there is only two of us.

    How much would entry typically be? Your guide only seems to mention these huge ‘membership’ fees.

    Thanks for your advise!

    • Chris April 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

      You are only required to buy drinks which are typically 200 – 300 baht a drink, your not required to buy anyone any drinks.

  8. any May 27, 2012 at 6:10 am #

    Hi Chris comprehensive show, what do you mean by PR ?

    • Chris May 27, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

      PR just means Public Relations, PR girls are typically those who will chat with you and pour your drinks

  9. Chris the 2nd May 27, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    Are G-Clubs places you typically go as a group or is it okay to go alone? I guess as a single person your costs also will be more (private room,…).

    As far as I understand there is NO sex in those clubs but some of the hostess are keen to meet with you after the club close?

    • Chris May 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

      I have more fun if I go with one or two more friends, the girls if you spend enough in the clubs will come see you later and some are available after work for long time if you ask.

  10. any May 27, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

    So the PR girls just sit and por drinks and we also have to pay them is it, Can we atleast fiddle or feel them for the money you pay ?

    • Chris May 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

      your better off getting one of the coyote girls for that

  11. PhilthyMcNasty June 17, 2012 at 1:49 am #

    Are there typically sideline girls in Coyote clubs? Any way of finding out which ones are?

  12. engita June 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    as your listing for g-club in bangkok seems like resort is the worst of all. resort has change name to house. i just went to resort last night, i really think resort is really really good. to be fair i have not been to other g-club in bangkok so i shoudn’t say that resort is the best club in bangkok. so chris brother can you do the latest survey is resort ( new name house) really that poor rating in your comments???

    • Chris June 22, 2012 at 5:14 am #

      I’ve been to so man of these the resort doesn’t rank. It’s just my opinion

  13. Andy August 16, 2012 at 10:44 pm #

    Dear Chris thanks for this website. I would like to share with you guys my opinion. I live in Bangkok since 2004 and I got 2 member at St.Monritz and 1 now at Montecarlo. I found out that even here its the same story. 99% of the girls are good actress and a beautiful liar, try to make u believe that they like you and at the end they even don’t answer to the phone when u call the
    . In many years I can’t bring at home even 1 and Im not old (32) and I’m quite good looking guy and can speak thai. You don’t find guys that the G club are just for loose the money. With the same value I can go Utopia and have more fun. There is a G Club where you can pay and bring the girls with you on bed ? Thanks in advance.
    Andy

    • Chris August 17, 2012 at 2:49 am #

      Hey Andy,

      I found that once you get one girl out of these clubs the rest will follow. The girls sure they lie and do whatever they can to keep you coming back. In Chiang Mai I found it easier to get the girls out of the club normally for a 1500-2500 baht fee though Bangkok is more expensive.
      Have you tried talking to the mamasan and asking which girls go out? The girls you can buy are easier but cultivating a relationship with the right girl is better.

      • Andy August 22, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

        Hi Chris ,
        Thanks for the answer. What you said is right but cultivate a relationship with the top 10 hottest girl of the lounge Its near impossible . They are full of many very rich thai guy that spoil them a lot. It’s quite hard to surprise them. If I have to spend time to cultivate a normal girl in a lounge have no reason to go there cause I can find it in many pub in Thong Lor , Ekkamai or RCA. What your idea?

    • Solo August 26, 2012 at 8:13 am #

      Andy, it is possible to get the girls from St. Moritz back to your place. I’ve had many follow me home after work. Don’t even need to be young and handsum, and no money offered. 🙂 My other friend has even got them to meet him for dinner before they start work.

      If you want to go to a G-Club where you can get the girls to bed, try Pegasus on Sukhumvit Soi 23. It’s even more expensive than St. Moritz. The lady drinks are 900 B (50% for members).

      BTW, White Lioness has closed. There goes the only Russian G-Club in Bangkok. 🙁

  14. Sam August 20, 2012 at 3:21 am #

    Andy you are right. I just feel the same thing. I just took a membership in Maiake. I think it is a real waste of money. It’s like I am paying the girl for all night and at the end she go to another table. May be go with some other guy. All girls will give the number. I think they have a dedicated phone for this purpose. “good actress and a beautiful liar” I like this statement because it is 100% true. In maiake they have rooms for private dance which cost you 500B for 5min. Another waste. The only problem I have is 4 more bottles of black label left.

    • Andy August 22, 2012 at 7:36 pm #

      Hi Sam,
      Yes man you right, I think they have a phone number just for the stupid client like us. I start to believe that Gclub its not a place for foreigner. I pretty believe that thai people not complain about this , they are happy just if the girl take care the there. The last girl that I sit with she angry and complain because I never try to call her ( was a second time) and she told me ” is you don’t call me I’m angry na”. In the next few days I try to call her 4-5 times and she never pick up the call and never call back. I repeat again… Good actress and beautiful liar.

  15. sox September 25, 2012 at 4:12 am #

    hi Chirs

    normally do people go alone to G clubs? cos, will be alone to bangkok this weekend for business trip, plan to visit 1 of them.

    How much do a bottle cost? cos i’m only 1 person.. 😛

    • Chris September 25, 2012 at 8:02 am #

      You can, but it’s more fun in a group (little cheaper too) but you can still have a lot of fun, costs of bottles depends on what you drink! but I’d take about 10-15,000 baht for the night to have a super fun time.

      • sox September 26, 2012 at 7:10 am #

        will it be easy to tag a girl out during their working time or maybe after their work?

  16. Salar December 5, 2012 at 7:20 pm #

    hi buddy thx for gr8 info iv been here more than 2 years didnt know this kind of clubs well (but was member in usuall clubs ) well recently i tried queenzclub bangkok which is in the street i dont know lol always should take look to site for the name of the street its pretty new , as they said 6 m they have good offers and very cute girls u can check the offers at their site (the music and dj and location and ofcourse the respect of worker there is perfect u should try) but about the girl i didnt tak but my friend said he took it and it cost for him as member after 3-4 h around 3000 thb lol! because they offerd 300thb per 45 min they didnt say about extra charges 😀 and i cant get 1 think here the girls in these kind of club just come and talking with u?! that s all? if its that why the people dont go to ratchada and pick 1 its my question in this kind of club just we go and talk with girls for few hours thats all>? nothing gonna happen 😀 ? ill be thankfull if u answer me lol

    regards 😉

    • RowdyRoddyPiper December 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm #

      3000, sounds a little steep but not over the top. He probably wasn’t factoring in start up drinks. It varies by establishment but usually the moment you select a girl 2-3 drinks are added to your bill. This is considered the start up cost of taking her. It keeps customers from butterflying between girls all night. If you figure he was getting clipped for 900 in start up drinks and another 1500-1800 in running drinks it seems like he’s pretty much in range. As always you can ask the mamasan to clarify any billing questions, though as stated in the main article, it’s better to ask first than when the check arrives.

  17. RowdyRoddyPiper December 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

    Just a few tips for the people having difficuly taking out girls from a G-Club. I have spent more than my fair share of evenings in G-clubs both entertaining clients and socializing with friends.

    1) They are not bar girls like the ones in Nana, Cowboy or Patpong. They have an extremely negative view of those girls; if you treat her like she’s a bar girl you won’t get very far. Imagine if she treated you like some fat, bald, aged sexpat? You’d be turned off too.

    2) They don’t like to be isolated with the customer, so if you are alone you are better off inviting two girls to sit with you. It’s much better to go with a couple of friends and get girls for the table. I’ve found this makes the mood more social and less transactional. If you and your friends are smart you can each get to know the other girls so you’re not just selecting from the “meat show”.

    3) Playful fun at the table (finger guessing games, dice, shisha) goes a long way. Groping and disrespect do not. As long as you are paying for the drinks a girl will put up with overly active hands, but when the night is done she’ll bolt as fast as possible. Obviously some hugging, touching etc. is fine but keep it close to what you’d do with a girl you meet out at a normal club.

    4) Have a post-closing destination that is not your condo, hotel, or short time room. There are plenty of good after hours clubs you can invite a girl and her sisters to. I generally don’t hang around until the G-club closes and then take the girl out. They don’t necessarily want to be escorted out by a customer. They don’t want a rep as being available for take out or have to explain to other customers. I head out an hour or so before the G-club closes and then message the girl where I am. If she turns up, great, if not, plenty of girls you might have seen earlier will be there 😉 Also a simple supper can be a great way to move things along if you aren’t up to party till 6am.

    5) If you don’t speak Thai bring a friend that does. At the very least get a smartphone with a data plan so you can use google translate to bridge the gap. Bar girls speak english because they interact with farang customers regularly. G-Clubs tend to cater toward local Thai and Asian customers so the level of English spoken is quite low. You can ask the Mamasan for a girl with good English but the pickings are quite slim. If you don’t speak Thai, a willingness to let your girl teach you some words or phrases is a great way to pass the time and she will love it.

    6) Dress well and groom well, especially if you are farang. If you turn up in shorts, slippers and a singlet the girls will assume you got lost on your way to Nana or Cowboy. Bad breath and looking unkempt will kill your chances; carry Fisherman’s friend or Clorets. Local Thais can seemingly wear whatever they want, probably because they are stepping out on someone and looking too nice leaving the house would raise suspicions.

    7) It’s a marathon, not a sprint. If you go in with the mentality that you have to pull a girl out TONIGHT you will have almost no chance of success. Consider the structure of the club; you buy at least 10 bottles of whiskey, you get a membership card and assigned a mamasan to manage you. The intention is for customers to return on a longer term basis and the girls know this. Being pushy to close the deal TONIGHT will be a major turn-off. If you don’t have a membership you will have basically zero chance. It’s just not worth it for the girl if you aren’t a viable long term customer.

    8) Keep photos of yourself with friends, pets, family on your phone. It shows you are a normal person and can give you a lot of conversation possibilities. Also install a program like Line or Whatsapp so you can keep in touch without burning through her credit. Try to avoid Facebook if possible. It’s a surprisingly small world and even moreso with social networking. I generally tell them I cannot have facebook because my work will not permit it.

    9) Lastly, don’t take it too seriously and have a sense of humor about it. If you’re constantly doing a cost/benefit analysis or getting frustrated that it’s not moving fast enough you’ll ensure it doesn’t move at all.

  18. FunGuy February 28, 2013 at 12:25 am #

    First of all I just like to thank Chris for all the great info you provided here. Now a few questions:

    Never been to Thailand and going there for the first time. I am already lost with explanation on table fee, drink fee for a girl, and time, etc.

    Here plain and simple, pay the entrance fee and pay the girl if you want a lap dance. How does it work in Bangkok G-Club? What are my best options? Btw, do they strip all?

    Thanks in advance!

    • Chris February 28, 2013 at 6:20 am #

      If you want a lapdance don’t go to a G-club go to a go-go club or karaoke club. Bangkok G-clubs work like this for most establishments, you must buy mamason 2 drinks and you must buy a girl 2 drinks to start then one drink for every 40 minutes but this can be different depending on where you go (amount of drinks I mean). If you intend on going to a g-club in Bangkok you best get a membership or you’re going to get reamed! g-clubs and karaoke don’t strip, though you can talk them into it if you get a private room, this costs more, like I said if you want to see nakid bodies you’re better off going to a go-go but the girls will look 10 times better at the g-clubs and not be so dirty. g-club girls only fuck who they wanna fuck and typically doing it with a g-club worker doesn’t costs anything, but you pay in other ways.

      • FunGuy February 28, 2013 at 7:03 am #

        So g-club is just to meet some finest girls, get some experiences about their establishments, and get ur ass ripped with charges with chances of scoring… very low. Anyway thanks for ur feedback!

        • Chris February 28, 2013 at 7:07 am #

          I went to the pent the other day, pulled a girl no probs, but if you don’t speak Thai or have money than it’s unlikely you’ll get laid. bottom line.

        • FunGuy February 28, 2013 at 9:42 pm #

          What’s your suggestions for bachelor party (group of 8-12)? We like to explore as much establishments there as possible. We have 5 days. Which Night Club or Bar? Which soapy to go to? Which G-Club? Which Go-Go bar in Soi Cowboy? Any BJ bar in Soi Cowboy any recommendation? Which Nuru massage? etc… What else I miss?? all in all, we are most interested in places where most of the hot chicks are! Have you been to any traditional massage place provided by a few hot Masseuse like Chris Tucker did in Rush Hour 2? Looking forward to hear from you soon. Thanks again!

  19. Sean April 4, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    Hey Chris,

    Thank you for this amazing guide but I do have some questions just to clarify some points that I don’t get 100%.

    I live in BKK and I really want to go a gentlemen’s club sometime, for example The Pimp looks really nice but…

    1. Is a membership a must to get it? Or can you just pay a small fee to get in and just buy a bottle for that particular night? (Is it okay to go the club with 1-2 friends and share the price of that one bottle?)

    2. While you have your own bottle… You buy drinks for a girl if you are interested and each drink means ≈ 40 minutes?

    3. Let’s say, you find a girl that you like and spend 2-3 hours with her buying here couple of drinks for around 1500 baht… and if you are “lucky” to get her home… will the girl charge you more for the “fun” that you’re going to have or does the girl come home with you only if SHE wants to have fun for “free”?

    Sorry for my stupid questions I just want to clarify those for myself before I go anywhere! 🙂

    • Chris April 4, 2013 at 5:39 pm #

      The purpose of a G-Club in Thailand isn’t supposed to be about sex, it’s about the experience so don’t let that be the focus.

      1. Most places have mini-memberships, if you can’t afford a mini-membership with you and a mate then don’t go because you’ll get reamed. The Pimp has good marketers there are cheaper better places. Going with friends and sharing the membership is advised.

      2. You don’t have to buy her drinks, in fact most places drinks are extra just to confuse you. If she sits with you or not you get charged drinks. Each place has different times and costs of drinks but think of it has time, typically it’s 40 minutes because the girl might have to do soemthing 20 minutes out of the hour like dancing or mingling.

      3. It’s been my expereience that you’re better not talk about money until she does. This way she will respect you more and your odds are better for getting it free. Most G clubs if I met them out of hours I never paid.

  20. Milbrath April 6, 2013 at 12:00 am #

    Seems like a lot of money to spend to *maybe* get a girl to go home with you. However, good info.

  21. smokinfun August 21, 2013 at 7:45 am #

    You forgot Sherbet – it’s on Soi Ekkamai – a very high end G-club. With lots of girls and the parking lot full on high end Mercedes and Ferrari. It’s a bit expensive for my taste – and they always seem to charge me 10,000 baht even if I have bottles in the well. My membership ends November 2013 – so probably my last visit this September. Will try the others. As for getting girls; they are the best girlfriends – come home to bed around 2-3 am and then have to work in the evening so you are free to run about. Get some late night sex and morning sex too. And they are almost always stunners!!

    • derek October 24, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

      hi there smokinfun. I have recently got membership at sherbet. some tips on getting a girl home will be great.

      • smokinfun October 25, 2013 at 11:21 am #

        Hi there, Sherbet is upscale – lots of expensive cars. But really – it’s about the girl liking you. You will know in about 15 minutes or 2 drinks tops – then just ask to move on to the next girl. But I’ve had a girl just suck down a whole bottle and then pass out. They also ‘double charge’ – sell you the bottles for membership and then charge the girl drink price to drink your booze. Essentially selling it to you twice.

        A fun place; but don’t feel bad changing out girls. You will have to wait until closing time to bring her home. If you are lucky; she will like you and then come over every night (no fees either, just because she likes you) – and you still have evenings free. Very rare – only happened twice. My apartment isn’t very nice; maybe if I had a nice condo I could keep them longer.

  22. Nick October 4, 2013 at 1:17 am #

    Hi Cris,

    I went to The Pimp before and considering of going to Monte Carlo. Can you give me some review for Monte Carlo?

    Thanks in advance!!

    • Chris October 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm #

      The Pimp is over rated, Monte Carlo is OK though my favorite is still The Pent.

      • mike October 17, 2013 at 12:24 pm #

        I went to the Monte Carlo last night, my first ever G club, and had a good time.
        My ex’s daughter works there and she showed me the ropes, introduced me to a couple of girls with little English … the door girls were a bit flummoxed when I walked in though !
        they had a good band on, “paradox”, plus LOTS of coyotes
        While waiting for a taxi I did see 2 girls leaving with customers

  23. Roy December 19, 2013 at 7:36 am #

    Hi Chris. First up … kudos. Your site is awesome! Very keen to check out a g-club (seems pent is your favorite), but only in Bangkok for two nights on vacation so don’t want membership and not planning to spend all night there. Say a couple of hours 8-10 before checking out the gogos.

    2 quick questions. Is there a cover charge for entry at pent and if so am I better getting a bottle (ill be with one friend – both 30 like to party)? What’s the English level like (we don’t speak thai)?

    Cheers!

    • Chris December 20, 2013 at 7:59 am #

      If you don’t get a membership then don’t go to the G clubs because you get ripped off. But you could have 1 bottle there you and a mate would be around 7-8k but that bottle will go quick but if you’re only going for a few hours and you’re happy with that price then sure. They do have girls that speak English there.

      • Roy December 20, 2013 at 2:27 pm #

        Cool. Thanks Chris. Happy with that price, so will get a bottle and stay for a few drinks. Much appreciated!

        • Chris December 21, 2013 at 3:25 am #

          have fun!

  24. Jess December 31, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

    * you’re

  25. Johny January 15, 2015 at 8:58 pm #

    Hi there,
    I just ask a question. One person paid 5000-10000 and be member..
    Can we enter the place with our friend and can we share with our provided drinks with friends ?

    • Chris January 15, 2015 at 9:40 pm #

      Of course! Its best if ur mates help u pay though!

  26. anderson July 19, 2015 at 12:35 pm #

    hey chris,
    first of all, I appreciate your website a lot. Hope of new updates

    my question was

    1) I don’t understand the reason why we have to pay lady drinks. So basically, we’re also paying the girls to drink from the bottles we bought? I don’t understand what’s going on here.

    I’ll be going to the pimp as a mini member sometime next week ~

    • Chris July 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm #

      You dont have to buy them a drink. You pay for there time. Drinks are extra. Its cheaper for you to have them drink ur bottle

      • anderson July 20, 2015 at 8:15 am #

        ohhh that makes more sense ~
        I understand the whole point is to enjoy the experience and feel entertained instead of looking for a girl to bring home later that night.
        If you ask their numbers and they don’t like you they’ll politely reject right?
        Thanks chris

        • Chris July 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm #

          they’ll probably give you a number if you ask for it, however if they don’t like you they will message you and ask you to come back to the club. If she doesn’t wanna meet during the day stop talking to her.

  27. kicker March 9, 2016 at 9:07 pm #

    I scored a sherbet girl, went to her condo and stayed overnight.

    Is that their practice? This is my first time in a Gentlemen clu here in thailand..

    • Chris March 9, 2016 at 9:47 pm #

      It’s happened to me but not regularly, she must have digged you.

    • ben April 22, 2017 at 6:03 pm #

      there isn’t a real standard practice for anything it seems to me. thai people are much more in the moment. they do what feels right in that moment. personally i practice give and take. i take the girls out some times or buy them a smal gift and they make sure i’m happy. if you’re good to the girls they will be good to you. i take them to a thai restaurant/dancing with live music after work for a hour. they love it and the costs are low. 8 girls one guy +- 1600thb food and a bottle hongthong with mixers. i do this once a week. result they gif me sex whenever i want and never pay for it directly. friends with benefits works fine for me. girls just wanna have fun. just make sure they don’t walk all over you. it’s ok to say no sometimes. be nice but not to needy. you are the price not them. alpha male mindset. the feminist approach won’t serve you in thailand. try to be assertive and calm and you won’t have much trouble getting laid in thailand. make sure you dress nice. thai girls love well dressed men.

  28. ben January 3, 2017 at 9:15 pm #

    hi guys i’m moving to thailand summer 2018 and want to set-up a g-club in hua hin. if you guys have any tips and wishes on concept, music, shows, girls, price, brand drinks or thing’s you feel are missing at other g-clubs all info will be great help here. also any info on the hostesses salary’s and earnings will be fantastic. i’m also thinking of a hummer limousine as a moving vip room and transport too and from the club. would you guys like that? also great for a little after party with some girls i think. thx guys.

  29. ben January 3, 2017 at 9:37 pm #

    great website Chris. very helpful.

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