Last year I was hitting up postjung super hard this is before I had told everyone about it and before guys started copying my tactics. Honestly I only have myself to blame for that but hey i’m a good guy right I share. I’d be careful about following in my footsteps with this story as you could end up in some trouble if you pick the wrong girl. Experienced players in Chiang Mai should have no problem though.
So I posted this note on postjung saying that I wanted to meet a girl for fun basically meaning I wanted to fool around. Surprise nothing but ladyboys started messaging me. So I thought I’d try a new tactic, I wrote that I was handsome rich and wanted to meet a nice girl. Must have had perhaps 50 girls add me to MSN. Perfect.
After deleting the poofters and ladyboys and time wasters I was left with about 10 girls some weren’t online but there were two girls left who were keen. One girl was called Yee the other girl was Noi. So I was talking to them for maybe a few hours and trying to get a meet up and the girls weren’t that keen in typical Chiang Mai girl style they tell me they want to get to know me better before we meet. So I try a few more things with both of them and at the same time they both want to meet me.
First girl Yee is 23 she graduated Chiang Mai Uni is looking for a job and wants me to pick her up at her place. When a girl let’s you pick her up at her place it’s usually a good sign that she trusts you and there are good times to come. She is good looking white skin my type and she seems eager so I ask for directions and say i’m on my way. We plan to go have some drinks but of course I have other plans.
At the same time the second girl contacts me Nok and asks me to pick her up she is 18 first year at Rajabhat University speaks no English has a great body ok face but her Thai isn’t very clear as she is from the mountains. She asks me to meet up with me in from of Rajabhat University so I tell her I’ll be there soon.
So I’m meeting up with both of these girls the 23 year old graduate and the 18 year old first year uni student. Firstly Rajabhat University is close to where I live so I figure I’d go wait for her she what she’s like if not I’ll go pick up the other girl.
Well I go wait out the front of the Uni and it’s like 40 minutes later she shows up meanwhile the other chick is calling and calling asking where I am and getting pissed off and I’m thinking I’ve lost all my chances this girl stands me up and the other girl won’t meet anymore I’m thinking I should have went to meet Yee first as she was hotter anyway but i’m going for the easier and younger girl. I get a message from Yee telling me not to come now just as Nok rocks up.
So i’ve blown my chances with Yee which i’m pissed at myself mostly for double booking but at Nok as well for being late. When Nok shows up she’s got a good body nice face white skin she doesn’t like talking Thai but speaks Lanna to me which I hate but I roll with it. So I ask her if she wants to go get noodles, sure she says.
So she gets on the bike and I ask where she wants to go using those exact words. She says wherever I want. Not the best thing for a chick to say to me, so we drive off and I’m thinking stuff it I’ll just take her to the curtain hotel. She I drive over to the Love Boat a short time hotel around Jed Yort and park in the parking space and walk inside. She’s standing outside looking a little confused (she really is from the mountains) and I said it’s ok come inside. When she is inside she’s looking around and asks me “so how long have you lived here for?” I can’t stop but laugh, this girl really doesn’t know anything.
If you’ve never been to a curtain hotel in Chiang Mai it’s basically a parking spot with a door, the door is unlocked you walk into the door there is a room and then they pull a curtain behind the car, you pay by the hour and you pay when you leave not when you arrive.
Inside the room and the curtain already pulled I tell her we are going to have sex. She tells me she doesn’t want to and thought we were just going to get noodles. I say we can get noodles after we have sex. She doesn’t seem pleased but gets on the bed and goes along with it anyway, wasn’t that much fun honestly but since the room only cost me 160 baht for the hour I figure it was worth it. I ask her afterwards why she had sex with me and she said she had sex before so why not. No I didn’t force her either guys! We have a shower get dressed and I drive her home. When we get to her place she asks me “are we not going to have noodles” I tell her next time
A week later I call her up and tell her that I felt bad about last time and that I want to buy her noodles again. She seems hesitant and so I assure her that this time we really are going to eat noodles and that last time I was just bad and want to make it up to her. So this time I pick her up at her apartment around 10pm at night she hops on and again I ask her where do you want to go. Again she says “Up to you”. So without hesitation she jumps on and again I drive straight to the curtain hotel and have sex with her again. After cleaning up she asks me are we going to have noodles now, I tell her I’ve already eaten and I’ll drop her off back at home.
A few days later I call her up again and she picks up the phone, I say what are you doing? Nothing she replies, so I ask her “Do you want to go for noodles”. She hangs up the phone.