Not everyone has a pot of gold in the bank, retired, and easily live the dream in Thailand. Some of us actually have to work really fucking hard save up all year for a 2 week jaunt in Thailand, I know, I’ve been there! I remember when I was 20 we had a 3 day long weekend, when I got back I caught a taxi to work from the airport and back at it! The shit you can do in Bangkok in 3 days!
First place you’re probably going to head to are the GoGo bars so I have a few tips and tricks for newcomers and old timers alike.
First tip is, Don’t buy any girl a drink who comes up and asks to sit with you! There are two types of girls you are watching out for here, there are “Drink Trolls”, the girls who act a lush and squeeze drinks out of you. And then there are “ugly bitches” those fat nasty’s who come sit next to you start a chit chat when all you want to do is tell her to fuck off.
What say when girls I don’t want come up and sit next to me.
“Sorry this seat is for my girlfriend”
Boom! Those bitches are gone! The one thing all these girls are most worried about in the opening stage is stepping on someone else’s toes. The next thing they are worried about is that you’re not actually interested.
The girls on the stage are all looking at you, actually they are looking at EVERYONE. You think she’s staring at herself in the mirror? Well OK, she probably is! But really the mirror allows her to look indirectly to see if someone is looking at her.
Don’t wear a hat! It’s an interesting fact that girls will make all sorts of assumptions of you in particular your age, if you’re already a young guy, you don’t want to make yourself look any younger, if let’s say you are 20-21 there’s going to be quite a few girls dancing who are 4-5 years older than yourself. Live it up player!
