How to travel WITHOUT a computer

I’ll start this post by explaining why there is a 2 week gap between my last posts. I’ve been writing 1.7 posts per day for the past 18 months without a break and I was starting to feel like I was running out of material or burnt out. At the same time Paradise City the other writer on this blog had his house wiped out from the big Hurricane that hit the USA. So he went to deal with that while I went to Isaan, and I went there without a computer!

Isaan if you don’t know is an area in Thailand it’s not a city but the north eastern part of Thailand. It covers a huge area and is mostly dry farmland with nothing but farms separating each town and the areas between each city pretty much all look the same. So you’re probably thinking why I would go to an empty space nothing place without a computer? Well the cities aren’t exactly empty, Korat is about as big as Chiang Mai but lacks the amount of Universities that Chiang Mai has so chasing tail requires a different tactic one that doesn’t use a computer.

So I showed you guys my travel plans in this post and travelling on a bus dragging along a laptop would just be annoying a tablet would work but I wanted to try something different and surprisingly this tour I met way more people than if I had taken my computer.

My focus is always on the ladies and pretty much the only reason I go anywhere. Ask me about any city i’ve been in Thailand and I can rattle off the names of the clubs, soapies, and coyote houses I’ve got phone numbers of regular girls, sideline girls, and coyotes but temples and elephant rides I don’t have a clue. Want a good time I know exactly where to stay and I do it all without a computer and here’s how and why.

Why would you want travel without a computer

travel thailand without a cmputer

In this day in age it doesn’t really make sense to not be connected and i’m sure there’ll be more than a few comments saying what an idiot I am but bugger that. The reason why I decided to make this trip without a computer is because there is still a huge percentage of Thai’s that are not at all connected and would you believe a huge percentage of girls that are still not on Facebook. So how do you connect with those girls? That’s what I decided to find out on this trip but still having a backup plan when things fall through.

How to travel WITHOUT a computer

Before you travel you must setup your backup plans. Backup plans are the Internet dating girls that are always an easy shag and can also be your free transportation, they help you get cheap accommodation and can drive you to the bus station when you need to get out of town. The way to do this is to get onto a dating site like Thai Love Links Thai love lines or Thai Friendly and email girls in each city your visiting. You’ll need to chat a bit with them get a repoire and save their phone numbers in your phone with a city index. I call it a City Index and what this is in your phone save every girls phone number with the city name before it.

Eg:

Pe G Bow – (Phetchabun Girl Bow)
Pi G Diw – (Phitsanulok Girl Diw)
Cm G Noon – (Chiang Mai Girl Noon)
CM B David – (chiang mai boy david)

Saving the numbers in your phone this way makes it easy to find who is who I know about 6 Noons but they all live in different cities.

When you get to your city destination don’t book a hotel instead message all your city girl contact list and say your about to get into town can they pick you up. You should be able to get someone to get you to your location have her drop you off and arrange to meet later. It’s easier if you have a map of the city but even without one ask the lobby of the hotel where the famous statue is in town. There will likely be some sort of temple or statue where people go to pray. Seems like a low act to pickup at a temple but trust me girls go there when they feel like things arn’t going right and you’ll be able to take advantage of this situation.

Like I said earlier not everyone is on the internet. But every Thai girl goes to the temple. Most girls who arn’t connected are typically girls that have never gone to a club before and don’t go out, the only chance you have of meeting these girls is at a temple or shrine. For most Thai girls they feel safe at a temple so your chances of not striking out are a lot higher than if you were say at the mall. Girls at a temple have time on their hands, girls at the mall might be in a rush to go somewhere, especially on a date!

If your not sure what to say to the girls when you meet them just ask them if they speak English, if you speak Thai then simply follow with “ไม่เป็นไรพี่พูดไทยได้”. Find out their name and if they are free, immediately invite them to get a drink. Keep trying until you find someone to go get a drink with you. Best thing to get is an ice drink as you’ll probably be hot and I’ve never met a girl that doesn’t drink cold fruit shake. You can repeat this as many times as you have in the day. But whatever you do do not invite them to your place unless of course she’s rubbing at your leg. Instead get the number and invite for noodles later on or the next day.

Shrines are way better than Temples as they are usually really busy especially in the afternoons. Probably the best shrine in Thailand is the Trimurti Shrine in Bangkok. This shrine is where so many Thai’s go to ask for love. Girls with boyfriends won’t go here so it’s probably the only place in the country you know there is a steady flow of real single girls.

Without a computer you really rely on other people a lot. I find that the locals no more than what’s on the Internet. Without a computer and you relying on other people you make friends with people you would never have met otherwise.

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