Let’s face it, most guys tend to think with their dicks more than their brains and when it comes to cheating on their wife or girlfriend the little guy in their pants overall all sensibility. If you have been or are thinking about cheating on your girlfriend or cheating on your wife there are some precautions you should take to ensure you don’t get busted. Since I live in Thailand I don’t have to worry about the show cheaters but I do have to worry about crazy Thai girls who are more prone than anyone to chop the little guy off.
If you follow the following list of precautions and tips for cheating on your girlfriend your less likely to come out with a bad experience. Believe me I’ve been caught a billion times both by western girls and Asians in fact my current girlfriend knows I slut around on her so much she even helped me learn how to hide traces of me cheating on her just so she doesn’t have to know about it. Guess what you don’t know won’t hurt you.
Always tell the girl your cheating with you have a girlfriend
I can’t stress how important this one is. Everything can come undone if your lover thinks she is the only one and decides to track you down, find out where you live and stalk you then approach you when your with your wife. Believe me you don’t need that kind of stress in your life. You don’t need to lie to a girl in order for her to become your mistress in fact many girls even like the idea. There is an old Thai saying that goes “drinking water from under the sink”. This is used to describe women who sleep with married men or men in a relationship. There are so many that do it it’s considered normal. You just have to be honest. If the girl asks you when you’ll break up with your wife ALWAYS say never. You love your girlfriend but you love her too, accept it. Nearly 80% of girls I know will still keep seeing you and sleeping with you once you reveal this.
Always wear a t-shirt when you make love
If you have fair skin like I do then the last thing you need is scratch marks on your back and arms. Whenever you do the dirty never and I mean never take your top off. Girls have long nails and even just holding you tight might be enough to leave some fingernail marks on your back.
Never bring anything home
Let’s say you bought a box of condoms to take to your lovers house. Maybe you have some left. Well leave them there man! Don’t ever bring any evidence back home. No written down phone numbers no left over condoms nothing, whatever you left the house with that’s what you come home with. If you can’t leave the condoms at the lovers house then throw them away. Don’t even think about hiding them either chances are you’ll forget where you put them then one morning be awoken by your angry girlfriend with a pair of scissors in her hands. Don’t let that happen.
The second Sim card
The only evidence tracing you to your cheating ways should be a second sim card. Sim cards are so small they are so easy to hid that it’s impossible to get caught with one. Never leave it in your car or your wallet. Find a box or something to put it under not inside your bedroom. This is the only thing you need to cheat on your girlfriend. Put the girls phone numbers saved on the sim card and only use the sim card when you want to hook up with the girls stored inside. Remember if your wife catches you with this Sim it’s over dude all the evidence she needs is this tiny little thing so whatever you do don’t let her find it. If you don’t have a phone that has 2 sim cards then either get one or get a phone to change sims easily. If you want to be a player you need a players phone. Players don’t have Iphones they have cheap ass Imobile phones that take many Sim cards.
Eat eggs after you’ve cheated on your girlfriend
When my girlfriend suspects that I’ve cheated on her first thing she wants to do is get naked to see how much sperm I have left. Weired I know but some girls think like this. So my trick here is to eat a few eggs (I’ll have an omelette). This really does work and makes your cum all frothy and white. Be careful with this though because I once ate 40 eggs in one week and my heart was pounding probably from too much cholesterol so use it only when needed.
So all you wanna be players out there hope you found these tips useful for cheating on your girlfriend. For any women out there reading this and want to know how to find out if your boyfriend is cheating, if you suspect it’s true it probably is.
Just recently found your website, great stuff, been to thailand a few times, probable some of the best practical info around.
First time responding to any sites, you’re very good at what you do
Awesome info Chris! I have to admit, I’ve just about fathomed out all of the above on my various attempts at cheating on my wife. However, I once made the fatal mistake of telling a girl I loved her, and that I might even consider leaving her for her. In the end, it became one big sticky mess, and I’m not talking about the bed sheet. My wife found out, she was heart broken, and it’s taken more than a year to really get things back to normal; though I know she’ll never totally trust me again. The thing is, I do love her, I just need fresh p****y from time to time.
I’ve had the second sim before but my fricking phone stored a message I sent, so even though I sent it on a different sim, it still showed up in my call history.
Anyway, sounds like you get a lot more play than me mate!
oh god, oh god! haha, this is interesting!
Women should have some tips too on how to cheat boyfriends. Any tips for us, men?
That’s a good idea, I’ll write one soon i should be fair about it.
don’t do it Chris – hehe (just kidding) one of the things I find AMAZING about Thai girls is their acceptance of this.
Not so in Farangland – far less likely any girl will accept being second.
For me – I don’t have a GF is the way I deal with it. So the girl I am with is not a GF and I don’t have a GF and am not looking for one either. They accept this and I do ok 😉
That’s lovely, Chris! I’ll be the first to read it.lol
I’m not really into this ‘cheating’ thing – and if I don’t have a GF (and I don’t) then it’s not cheating right? can’t really understand fellas coming here to ‘settle’ with a particular girl then cheating.
As Elvis once said ‘why buy a cow when you can get milk from under the fence’ 😛
eggs to increase your sperm count ………… that’s informative
lol, it’s egg whites just helps you get more coming out so it looks like you havn’t done the naughty.
What you have to realise if your cheating within a 500 mile radius of your girlfriend she’s going to know or she isn’t Thai.
You may think she doesn’t but rest assured she does.
So consider what she’s thinking…. if she makes a fuss she’ll lose you.
If she stays quiet it means she sees you as a meal ticket.
Many older Thai women accept a little hankypanky, the mia noi culture is still strong among Thai men, but the younger girls are over that.
She’ll only stay if she doesn’t really care.
If you have a gf don’t cheat – if you want to cheat don’t have a gf! can’t see the conflict 😉