Now I don’t want to start making this blog all about dating Thai girls but as you know I’ve been using the Thai dating sites to laid for the past few weeks and this post is really about how to get the girls into the sack. The reason I’m writing this actually is because I’ve been told not only by Thai girls but by foreign women as well why don’t guys here try to have sex with them?
At first you might be thinking maybe the reason is because these girls are dog ugly guys go out on a date with them the first time take a look a chat then bugger off. However this is far from the case. The girls actually want to have sex with these guys but they arn’t doing anything about it, in fact the girls are wondering why they arn’t trying to get in their pants. A lot of you readers out there are probably puzzled by this just as I am, but I really many guys here know how to close a deal with a girl unless a 1000 baht note is involved.
Sure girls like it when you be all respectful and shit but don’t forget you can still respect your wife and fuck her senseless as well. Dating a girl is the same way. If you don’t put it on her she’ll have self esteem issues, either think your not into her, or even worse think your totally gay.
Some of the stories chicks have been emailing me and from what I’ve heard from the girls I’ve been seeing off the Thai dating sites is these guys are taking these girls out for drinks expensive restaurants then taking them home with a quick peck on the cheek until next time they pick them up and do it all over again. Honestly guys cut your nuts off wrap them in a sheet of newspaper go to the next door neighbors house set the newspaper on fire knock on the door and run away.
I have this rule that if I don’t get laid within 3 hours of meeting a girl it ain’t going to happen. This day in age women love sex as much as we do so what are you waiting for hit it up. Take the story this girl told me today about this 20y/o guy Stefan takes this girl out ends up at her house and just cuddles and she’s asking me why he didn’t try to fuck her? I’d like to answer the question but I can’t only thing I can think of he doesn’t know how to close the deal. This rule doesn’t apply to just Thai girls guys it’s the same thing for Japanese Russians Australians and Americans all of which since I can remember within 3 hours or at least that night if you arn’t going to get laid it won’t happen at least for a few weeks.
Here is how I close the deal with Girls
I have a number of rules that not only save me money but get me laid more often than most people. First never take the girl to a nightclub. A nightclub is a terrible place to take a girl if you want to score. It’s load so it’s hard to talk her into it, she probably enjoys it there so it’s difficult to get her out and into your room. Instead take her to a park or the local waterfall somewhere where you get more privacy, making her comfortable with you when your alone is key to gaining her trust and making her more willing to come to your room.
Secondly don’t take her to an expensive restaurant! If she turns you down you’ve just wasted your money and from the girls perspective she just thinks your trying to get in her pants then never be heard from again. This is how it’s happened to her before so don’t come at it like the last jerk, eat a bowl of noodles or chicken with rice, again this is making her feel more comfortable with you because your in a setting where she goes with her friends to eat dinner it’s all about making her feel comfortable with you.
Forget the movies. Sure say on the phone you’ll go watch a movie with her but after you’ve taken her to the waterfall and had a bowl of noodles simply say “I’m a bit tired lets what a movie at my place instead”. Now after walking around the jungle or temple and having eaten the girl is going to think this is a good idea anyway and if she’s keen and says yes you can pretty much pick up a pack of condoms at 7 eleven on the way because your 95% there, I have a 99% record and the only reason I failed before because I went to her place, you should always go to your place or a short time hotel. If she does say no to going to your place cut the date short and go home yourself because if she says no it ain’t going to happen so just cut your losses which isn’t much anyway.
If your on vacation it’s easy because the TV is likely in front of the bed but if you have a house make sure you’ve set it up before hand to have the TV in front of the bed. The only way you could fail in this instance if your such a soft cock you don’t know how to get your pants off or she’s on the rag. At which point enjoy the movie and make a date next week and repeat the same thing.
Now the waterfall thing doesn’t work if you live in Bangkok and the only place I can think of that is quiet enough is a temple, try to find one that has like a pond to feed fish or something like that and spend a good hour getting to know all about her, ask her questions all the time and don’t talk about yourself man, let her talk and talk and talk because soon she won’t be able to say anything except for aghhh arghhhh argghhhhhhh. Nearly all the girls I’m doing are all screaming while looking at a picture of my girlfriend on the table so if I can close the deal while they look at a picture of my girl then there is absolutely no excuse why you can’t do the same thing.
Here are a few good dates I use that always seem to work for me.
Date #1: 160 baht
1. Go to the waterfall
2. Eat at my favourite noodle shop where everyone knows me
3. Back to my hotel for a movie which i never watch
4. Go have a beer with my mates
Date #2: 240 baht
1. Go to a temple or park and feed the fish
2. Eat at my favourite rice shop
3. Back to my place for a movie
4. Go have a beer with my mates
Date #3: 140 baht
1. Straight to the short time hotel
Date #4: 300 baht
1. Take her out with my mates for some beers
2. Take her to a short time hotel or my place
These are all really cheap dates that always seem to work for me especially for Thai girls because these chicks are already impressed by you seeing you are a farang, you really don’t need to do much else. Forget the movies 360 baht restaurant food 900+ baht or nightclubs 2000+ baht man you could spend hundreds of dollars before you get laid you’d be better off going to a soapy massage parlour then doing all that crap. Try the dates I’ve listed out and come back let me know your results, if you have any other suggestions for good cheap dates that guarantee you get laid or have a comment please let me know below.
Oh yeah before I forget the dating sites I’ve signed up to that are helping me get laid are ThaiLoveLinks.Com and ThaiLoveLines.com.
You really sound like a slimey dickhead.
Again.. slimey..
Well you have a right to your opinion dude that’s kewl I don’t mind. If i’m slimey so be it, at least I have the balls to tell it like it is. If you like edited politically correct crap try ThaiVisa.com they have a lot of that.
Yeah, go enjoy thai visa
You sound like a guy who doesn’t get laid all too often…
again, doesn’t get laid.
F’great man.. this is one of ur better ones, ha ha, rolling around here.. but hey.. sounds like it’s on the knob…
Thanks man.
I have deep respect of men in general. I look up at you guys as men of principle worth admiring, who respect the value of women may she be a prostitute/whore, a food vendor, a housemaid or a career woman. But if some of you guys are nothing but driven with your sexual appetites, not different with brutes, I think our respect to you would be lost and you have nothing to expect good things from us women but deceit, dishonesty and all tons of shit!
Men like you are feeling inferior who keeps seeking the validation from women by acting as macho, showing your ability in bed. And it can be that you were once losers because you had been rejected by women during your younger years and now you get the chances to revenge by acting like a real jerk and egocentric.
After reading this article, I’m not sure anymore if white guys are worth my respect and great admiration! If ever this comment will be published, I call your attention, men, to please act like genuine men whose heads are not governed by your dicks but driven by your intelligence and self-esteem! You don’t have to fuck all the whores in thailand/ or anywhere in SEA to establish self-esteem and prove your masculinity. You’ve got to be a man of principle to be a man!
Thank you for publishing this!
Let me guess… you are a farang female..
Me, Eric? Yeah, I’m a filipino woman living in Bkk.
Chem, Eric is guessing me as farang, not to you! I’m half thai and half chinese.
LMAO…sorry! bad eyesight, need pair of reading glasses now.
Right on, girl!
As a woman, I can also speak in behalf of women. By nature, women don’t really want sex with any men they can meet on the streets or anywhere. Women want to stick having sex with one guy alone in a right timing. Not all women love to have sex with someone after 3 hours that she doesn’t even know the family name.
However, there are few points that women may turn into needy for sex:
1.) Sex for getting an income to get by. As you can see, the role of women as housekeepers and men as workers have changed drastically in this modern times. Men and women must work to earn and survive due to global economic crisis. In this situation, women who have no enough education to qualify for office works are forced to sell their bodies just to earn and bring food back home. (Here, women have to learn how to outwit men. It’s survival for the fittest, you know. And all prostitutes of different races are into it.)
2.) Looking for affection. Men might celebrate and laugh behind the back of women for getting a fantastic sex last night for free. Sure, it was free. Women, by nature, want to be loved and cherished by men. But nowadays, men don’t recognize this kind of emotional need of women. Because of this, women just look for stranger to fill it up by playing the role of a woman interested of one night stand when in fact all she needs is hug, cuddle and kisses even just for a short time.
( Base on my personal experience, I have many one night stands with men of different races I’ve met on my travel to neighboring countries. Did I charge them? No, sir. I even share the bills of our hotel, food, drinks and taxi fare. Am I needy? Yes, needy of affection and only by having sex I can get it even if I know that the guy I sleep with is only after of his sexual gratification with no string attach)
Men should remember that men’s and women’s nature are not different with the animals. Women can produce a baby for only once a year. And so by nature, women don’t have to look for a bunch of guy the whole month to give her his sperms. Because her reproductive ability is limited. In this area, women must be meticulous on choosing her mate to get a fine seed. However, men’s nature is basically different. You can squirt all your sperms to any woman many times for one night because you have unlimited supply. (and you’re damn happy with that nature,lol) It’s no wonder why guys have to roam anywhere or travel the seven seas just to find mates and release their seeds. Birds and animals naturally do that. However, men are above the animals. They can control their sex drive and not letting their sex drive control them.
Anyway, another interesting story, Chris. Wish, BKK has waterfalls. But Chaopraya river can do,lol.
Cheers!
Hi Pearl and Chris,
Always have a good chuckle when I read some of your articles Chris re quick sex with many girls and appreciate that this is your opinion. As anywhere in the world there are guys & girls that are happy with a quick roll in the sack but I believe that the majority of people would like to be shown a little respect and treated with care and honesty. I am sure that most girls in Thailand would like to have a good loving relationship with a man just like everywhere else in the world. Perhaps the disrespect shown to Chris by Thai’s at restaurants etc is a little Kama coming back at you but I do appreciate your candor.
I am an Aussie and will be coming to live in LOS in the not too distant future and sure hope I will be able to meet a beautiful genuine Thai girl to hang out with. For Pearl, not all guys have a one night stand attitude to life but most seek a great companion and friend, Cheers, Mike.
Good luck man….
just be carefull….
ok, try this, leave you wallet in the safe… just take say 300 THB for a few drinks…. then tell us how was your night..
It does happen, I ended up going home to a house where 5 girls lived.. they never asked for anything.. So I rented a jeep and took them all over the place… lovely…
Eric,
The night I met the 2 cool girls I actually had only taken 400 bt as it turned out. Ran out of cash because I bought a couple of flower necklaces from the little ones to wear themselves. big girls took me out to a couple of clubs on their bike, did all the things that Chris keeps away from, had a ball dodging holes in roads, eating noodle soup, got home late and slept in.
cheers, Mike.
Pearl, I guess you were once young and had a lot of fun rejecting men and always got your way but now you’re an old loser who spends most of her time bitching and moaning about egocentric jerks after they’ve made you realize your inferiority when they don’t call you back after the night you went home with them to validate yourself. I’m sorry for that, try to be nice the rest of this life, maybe next life you’ll be lucky and come back as a girl who knows a good man when she sees one before she gets old.
How is this for a principle: “Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal” ;p
Poor Mr. Somchai who doesn’t know how to analyze an english comment. If you’re a thai, go get a good translator. If you’re one of the hounds of sexually hungry farang, go fuck more assholes til you die. (lucky me, I’ve got a good translator and real values as a woman)
All getting a little too personal don’t u think?
As Chris often says everybody is entitled to have their opinion just as he has his.
Pearls ideals should be respected especially as she is not trying to impose them onto others (at least that is the impression that I get).
I hope that I don’t get branded as a sex maniac just because I am falang.
cheers,
Mike.
Thanks for that comment Mike, I don’t mind people attacking me that’s ok I prolly deserve it. 🙂 But the other commenters it’s good to hear their opinion as long as it ain’t personal attacks.
Hello Mike, thank you for your respect to my opinion. I really hate to rant like a mad girl. But I guess Mr. Somchai is reacting irrationally like he is a farang I’ve mentioned above affected with my previous comment. By the way, please understand that I don’t hate farangs. I am just against those men: white, tan, black or maybe green skin who have used many thai women here for pleasure and finally complained something against us, generally. Although, Chris, keeps saying we are entitled for our opinion, using the general term Thai, instead of saying SOME THAI, shows bias. I finished journalism and so I know the code of ethics of writing, which I hope bloggers should also consider applying to their articles. I believe, Mike, you’re one of the upright farangs in Thailand who I still have faith and respect of ,as a woman and human being. I’m proud of you, Mark. When I said proud, I mean it! Stay that way. Not all of us Thai hate farangs.
For Chris, I would never try to attack you personally, man, although most of your articles that I’ve read are using words; i.e THAI, which is clearly generalizing…but anyway, I’ll try to calm down now and won’t bother coming here to avoid ranting. This would be my last comment. I do hope, Chris, that you have more power to your site. Keep writing as you have the right to express your thoughts, observation and analysis.
For Somchai, if you’re a Thai, hope you can be more polite on expressing your thoughts before judging a thai woman or any woman of color. You don’t know me, my past relationship and my present relationship with a man. Stop acting like you know all about a woman. Keep your own principle because I keep my own!
(I won’t apologize for blasting you. You deserve it)
hi Pearl,
Chris does generalise about the Thai’s that he deals with but in all fairness he does say often that these are his experiences and only what he finds.
Don’t leave the site as some of your posts are also amusing for me too.
cheers,
Mike.
Awesome pearl
I got a bit of slack over this article and while I enjoy random sex I can’t say that everyone does, in fact most guys I meet coming to Thailand (typically school teachers) won’t even dare to come out with me for a night out because they know how I roll and what goes on.
While I think that’s funny everyone one is different. The article is an insight into my mind and how i get things done. A lot of guys think the same way but then a lot don’t. I honestly think it’s a way to have fun until you meet the right girl.
Not sure what u are sayin but.. why should I wait (sex) when I am doin it more than 2 times a day?
Sure nice to meet the “right girl” or perhaps for you the Mr right, but in the meantime it starts to grow cobwebs…
Wrong spot, sorry guys.. but u know where it goes…
Hi Chris,
Not judging u in any way. For those who wish to have multiple relations so long as nobody gets hurt good for u. I just wanted to point out that some of us guys are happy to have one girl at a time. As mentioned I enjoy your honesty and have gained an insight into some of the Thai culture from your articles. I was in Phuket recently and met a couple of realy great girls in a small bar that were cool, not after money but happy to have a good time.
How about posting a few photo’s of u with some of the girls that enjoy your company?
cheers,
Mike.
Well noone should get hurt because i’m brutally honest with these girls and tell them I have a g/f so noone is ever broken hearted. Most don’t even bother calling me back. As for photos with girls well in a few months I have planned to do a piece called 30 days 30 girls where I have a different girl every day for 30 days. Something to challenge me 🙂 Obviously they won’t be hookers so it’s a lot more difficult than you think but I’ll need to be in Bangkok to do it there just isn’t enough girls in Chiang Mai to pull it off. Stay tuned to the Blog for more on that 🙂
Nice.. yeah, I can only imagine.. when I spent my 2 weeks in BKK with the GF I saw an unlimited amount of pussy about.. dressed nicely unlike the jean shorts they all wear here.. dont get me wrong, I like sexy but as I am getting older I like a bit of classy too..
I bet you can do it, go man go…
Why can you do this, but I cannot? Why do I live in Thai, yet stay alone every night? Why has not 1 Thai woman ever shown an interest in me? Why do I get rejected by every Thai woman I show a genuine interest in? Why why why? Chris, I’ve only been living in LOS for several years now, speak fluent Thai and have a good job, a comfortable lifestyle, but wtf? I don’t get it, Thai birds are not even slightly interested in me. I guess I’m just hopeless, not great like you. You have aquired great merit, yet I must continue to suffer alone. You are righteous, I must be wicked and doomed to suffer forever. That’s life, I guess.
Don’t lose hope, John! Just keep swimming…just keep swimming. You’re not alone 😉
Chris, I hope someday someone will translate these article to Thai and show them to the (bigger) Thai public. Within Thai culture talking in such a disrespectful way is not done. You’ll get problems when important people will read these articles. You’re a guest of this country and guests are supposed to be respectful for their hosts.
Chis
all you should beware is HIV as your lifestyle like this it not so far
Chris
For the most part I love your articles, some I don’t totally agree but that’s the beauty of everyone’s opinion.
Keep them coming.
Ps yes that nick name is what your thinking it was given to me by some Thai ladies 🙂
Love the name man, classic.
Took me a minute to get the reference, it is hilarious though
call me a cynic (which would be correct of course) but I just don’t ‘get’ why anyone would want to settle with one girl. Why not do that back in ‘farangland’? I am a lot older than Chris (and twice as handsome of course) but I had all that ‘serious relationship’ gig back home – one big reason for being here is the young available girls – shit I could never get that back home.
I know many farangs who have found ‘happiness’ with their 20/30 year age difference young wives/girl friends and good luck to them but it’s not for me.
I lurv the chase, the differences and the excitement. Call me what you want, emotionally challenged? dirty old guy? selfish? I don’t care – I am honest (mostly) with the girls and never lie or promise anything to get sex – and I get lots of sex.
as Elvis said ‘why buy a cow when you can get milk under the fence’
Hi C.M.Guy,
out of curiosity, how much does it cost u for the company and where do you find the girls?
cheers,
Mike.
I very, very, rarely pay and that’s only if I’ve found a ‘new’ girl at a bar that has just ‘arrived’ and inexperienced and I’ve had a few drinks 🙂 internet is where most of us get our dates and Chris has listed them. It’s quite easy to get laid here – but for balance I don’t lie nor tell them I am looking for ‘serious’ just that I am looking to date – not serious and ‘not ready’ for a serious gf. I have lost some with this honesty but also got some respect and fun 😉 often I say ‘look you are lonely and I am free – why not meet up until you find mr. right?’ The most important thing I can tell them (which really helps) is that I have NO gf or wife and that is no lie. If they think you have you’re a gonner and it’s nice not to lie and treat them with respect and kindness, which I always try to do, and I have loads of fun.
Occasionally they will ask for ‘bus fare’ if they are coming a long way and if I fancy them I am happy to pay that (often 500).
It is easy enough to find girls to chat online and get phone numbers, but quite hard to get them to show up for a real date. On average I need to chat to 15-20 girls to get one real date (this is in bkk). Part of the problem maybe is if you are near 40 and look like desireable guy in your profile they don’t believe you are really single, even if you really are 😉
If you just after casual sex and have limited time them paying for it is much more practical
I agree if your on a two week vacation or short trip, pay to play is your best option.
I must admit that hasn’t been my experience so not sure why. I chat with loads of girls and get to meet a high percentage and do get casual sex by being open that I am not ‘ready’ for a serious gf but would love to meet them – of course if they don’t ask then… they don’t get told.
The important point is that if you live here and can demonstrate ‘knowledge’ and that you are not a tourist (specifically a sex tourist) then it’s pretty much easy IF you put the effort in and are happy and nice (which should count me out hehe).