Chiang Mai has Karaoke Pattaya has go go bars Bangkok has everything but Phitsanulok is home to the Coyote! I’ve never been anywhere in Thailand where every single club had Coyote girls and that’s what Phitsanulok is all about, the Thai Coyote girl!
Phitsanulok is considered a part of Northern Thailand and is about half way between Bangkok and Chiang Mai. It’s not a small place but it’s not big either. What makes this place special though is it’s kind of a crossroads for many different places and a large trading post for what I’m not sure exactly but many Thai’s come here for a few days and leave. This makes Phitsanulok an awesome place to party and to meet Thai girls when Thai girls are on vacation or away from home they let loose and are more willing to go home with you than if they are in their home town. Even though this is a coyote town with a small amount of game you can definitely work the girls in this town but the girls on vacation are so much easier!
Hiring a Motorbike in Phitsanulok
Thanks to a mate this was easily done there is a motorbike and car rental shop right across the road from the Topland Hotel also located on the monger map for Phitsanulok. Police presence in this town is quite high and I even went through an alcohol checkpoint on a Wednesday night so drinking and driving isn’t the smartest thing to do here. Taxis are everywhere and are only a phone call away and very cheap. Motorbike taxis can be found also especially at the Bus station which are an affordable way to get to your hotel.
Where to stay in Phitsanulok
I chose to stay at the Poonsook hotel, probably not the best choice though as it’s away from all the action but it was right next to the bus station and since I’d never been here before I stayed here. After going around the whole town my recommendation would be to stay at the Leelawadee Park hotel or the Topland Hotel which are both centrally located and easy to get something to eat. If you stay at the hotel you probably won’t need to hire a bike as everything is within walking distance.
Nightlife Map of Phitsanulok
Soapy Massage Parlors in Phitsanulok
Phitsanulok is a small city smaller than say Chiang Mai but has more Soapy Massage parlors with way better quality! Can’t match Bangkok of course but the prices here are unbeatable! All the soapy massage parlors are inside hotels and super easy to find, the entrances are a little obscure though but I found all the hotels had security guards out the front. I personally feel a little weird going to the lobby and asking them where the soapy massage is so I find it best to ask the security guard. I didn’t actually see any of the rooms at the soapies here but did go check them out. Girls were surprisingly good looking! Better than what I’ve seen in Pattaya and Chiang Mai!
Thai Brothels in Phitsanulok
I am really surprised how many Thai style brothels there are in Phitsanulok but like I said in the beginning of the article this town is like a crossroads and people are coming and going and are normally by themselves with a few people so what better way to spend the evening then going to a brothel right! I’d say 95% of customers are Thai but every place was more than happy to accept Farangs. The best brothels are all located in one place but they are disguised as massage parlors. Normal massage costs 500 baht hand jobs are 700 and full service starts at 1000 baht.
Nightclubs in Phitsanulok
I would have thought there would be more nightclubs in Phitsanulok then there is but the amount of nightclubs doesn’t matter when you actually have some quality places! The best place to go where everyone seems to go is the Picasso at the Topland Hotel, the place is on the 4th floor and definitely worth a visit, don’t get there till about 10:15pm so you can get a seat. Most of the club is already reserved so doesn’t give you many options but you should definitely come here alone or with a mate, don’t come here with a chick it’s just a waste. The Picasso has about 20 coyote girls working here, they dance a couple of rounds and then mingle in with the crowd selling shots of tequila and vodka. My first night here I made a mistake of actually buying a few tequilas for some girls, they ended up cock blocking me from talking to anyone else. Everyone at the club is real chatty and happy to talk to Farang as long as you don’t hang with the Coyote girls! Shots are about 100 baht each and it’s really only 1/3 of a shot anyway, not worth it. Prices are super cheap for this club though cheapest bottle is 700 baht for a liter of pipers with a few mixers and ice, I didn’t spend more than 1000 baht and still had half a bottle for the next night. Picasso Phitsanulok closing time is 2am.
Video of the Picasso Nightclub
If you have money to spend definitely check out Forte one of the best coyote clubs I’ve been to in a while though I still think the Rad Club in Khon Kaen is the best one in Thailand this place was really good. Actually I went into the place and this girl comes running up to me Chris Chris! lol She used to work at Google walking street Pattaya. Actually most of all the Coyote girls I met in Phitsanulok did runs down to Pattaya where they can make 2000 baht an night as a Coyote whereas Phitsanulok they make maybe 1200 baht a night. And no Coyote girls don’t go home with you for money! Forte girls charge 150 baht a drink and closes at 2am when everyone goes upstairs into the VIP rooms. Now the VIP rooms with a girl will cost you about 1500 baht an hour! The mamasan said you have to buy the girl 3 drinks an hour in the room and there is a service charge of 150 baht an hour for someone to mix drinks whether he mixes or not! Overpriced honestly just go down stairs buy a girl a few drinks and have a beer the place is awesome and the girls are Grade A!
Galaxy and Playground are also good places to go both places don’t check ID’s so the crowd is very young with many underage girls (under 20). I honestly didn’t like either place but it really depends on what your looking for. Both places again have Coyote girls Galaxy is more of a guy place whereas Playground you’ll find lots of University girls and is probably the better of the two. Galaxy is a real late night place and you’ll stumble out of there around 5-6am if you get here when Picasso closes you may not even be allowed in as it’s already packed!
Street Walkers in Phitsanulok
What would a sex tour of Phitsanulok be without finding where the street walkers are at. This is easy around the clock tower which pretty much marks the center of the city there are about 20 girls around the tower and surrounding streets that stand there in short skirts, pull up to one you like and drive off with them that simple really. Prices are very reasonable 500-1000 baht depending on the girl, just make sure you ask for proper ages because one of the girls I talk to said she was 18 but I didn’t believe her I asked for ID and she was really 16! Most the girls are only looking for short time but some will do long time it’s bit of a hit and miss really.