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The Ultimate Chiang Mai Nightlife Guide 2017

Chiang Mai may be one of Thailand's biggest cities but it’s still small enough to be able to get through all the traps in one week. But just like every Monger knows the more time you spend in a place the easier it is to access the skirts.This map and information is continually updated so be sure to come back regularly to view the latest information on planning your next trip to Chiang Mai Last. If you're just here for a short time i recommend going on the Chiang Mai Pub Crawl, which is not just fun but will give you a good look around the best night life in Chiang Mai.

There main areas of interest to Mongers exploring the nightlife of Chiang Mai:

Map of Adult Nightlife entertainment in Chiang Mai

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Chiang Mai Soapy Massage Parlors

Sayuri Massage Parlor in Chiang Mai is one of the most well run with the most number of girls available in the city. Not that far from the old moat the Sayuri massage parlor pronounced Sa-Yoo-Ri (japanese) is an easy 1500 for regular girls timed by the hour however i recommend Celeb @CNX as a newer alternative.

For more information visit The Complete Guide To Soapy Massages In Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai Bachelor Friendly Hotels

Don't you just hate booking a hotel online on a whim then arriving everything looks great you go out have some fun maybe picked up a girl then come back to your hotel and they expect you to pay 1000 baht or more for your new friend to come with you. Pain in the backside. Well I thought I'd try and save people from the same anguish and mark on the map all the bachelor friendly hotels in Chiang Mai so that you don't get stung either.

For more information please visit The Complete Guide To Bachelor Hotels In Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai Nightclubs

The nightlife in Chiang Mai can change on a whim, the nightclubs of 5 years ago have mostly gone and the new places in Chiang Mai have recently stepped up their game and created more of a scene than a decade ago. With more tourists moving into the city something had to change. The newest nightclub SafeHouse is likely to be the next place to be because if it's location. I recommend everyone hit the Chiang Mai Pub Crawl if you're new or old to town. Check out the following page which tells you exactly where all the nightclubs in Chiang Mai are at.

For more information please visit The Complete Guide To Nightclubs in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai Beer Bars

There is only one main beer bar area left in Chiang Mai along Loh Kroh road. It’s not exactly exciting stuff down there and most of the girls are not actually from Chiang Mai. I recommend the best beer bar in Chiang Mai instead of going to Loi Kroh Road which is thee main beer bar area take a look yourself then come back here and find out where you really should go. The good thing about Chiang Mai is if you're not completely messed up walking around the streets at any time of the night is completely safe.

Chiang Mai Short Time Hotels / Curtain Hotels

A Curtain hotel otherwise known as a short time hotel you pay by the hour and don't get a key to the room. It's called a curtain hotel in Thai because they draw a curtain behind you when you park the car/motorbike then enter through the unlocked room door.

Though these places are all over Chiang Mai here are the ones that I recommend:

The Amada short time hotel is relatively cheap but also close to the beer bars of Loh Kroh road. Rooms start at 180 per room and go up. All rooms are themed like the Jungle room, or the Boat room.

Bis Resort
Bis Resort is a short time hotel that is trying to disquish itself from all the others. There rooms are not themed but are all perfectly apointed in 21st centure decor. Every room has a jacuzzi and rain shower. These rooms are compeletly covered in mirrors as well.

Love Boat
The love boat is a long time favourite short time hotel for dek sideline girls in Chiang mai. It's not uncommon to see the girls hanging out the front waiting to either go in or get picked up. Rooms start here at 140 baht by the hour but the rooms are all in good condition.

Chiang Mai Girls Dine in Or Takeaway

If you don't like the idea of a Soapy Massage and really just want to grab a girl and take her to the short time hotel then here are the places you've been looking for. On the Nightlife map of Chiang Mai these are the places marked with a blue pin. Walk into any of these places and the first thing you want to do is talk to the manager don't talk to the girls. Find out from the manager who will or won't do farangs and costs though costs are typically dictated by the girls standard fees are 1500 but they can start from 500 up depending on the place. The glass brothel is the best in Chiang Mai in my humble opinion it is pretty small but very friendly.

Chiang Mai Go Go Bars

The GoGo scene in Chiang Mai is pretty lame with only a few places to visit. The only two I recommend however is Foxy Lady and Bang Saen. Now Foxy lady is the real gogo club with dancing girls on two levels, get's it's fair share of punters.

The Bang Saen isn't a GoGo bar per-say it is more of a gentlemen's club that has girls that service you like a Karaoke house. Drinks for girls here are an expensive 200 baht a drink but the girls make sure you have a good time. My advice is to pick a coyote dancer and not the PR girls. The PR girls are boring but the Coyote girls love to party.

For more information please visit The Complete Guide to Chiang Mai GoGo Bars

Chiang Mai rooftop bars

Even when mongering you still need to take some time out relax and have a good meal. Something like a few drinks at a rooftop bar are just the thing. If you check out the link it will show you a number of different rooftop bars where you could take a date or just enjoy a night out.

For more information please visit Rooftop bars in Chiang Mai.

That's it for the mongers guide to Chiang Mai Nightlife. If you see anything outdated incorrect or missing please don't hesitate to let me know via comment or the contact me page.

Chiang Mai Pub Crawls

Chiang Mai isn't known as the party capital of Thailand however it does have some really unique and fun bars for the best party in town you must go on the Chiang Mai Pub Crawl.

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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

61 Responses to The Ultimate Chiang Mai Nightlife Guide 2017

  1. Mr. Somchai November 26, 2011 at 9:59 am #

    What about that place attached to the President Hotel (where Fabrique is)? There’s an entrance with pics of a bunch of girls. Also there seems to be something going on across the street. Never done it though.

    • Chris November 26, 2011 at 10:05 am #

      Yeah that’s similar to the Chiang Mai Cafe, though it’s more of a place you sit down have a few drinks, pay money to put a necklace with cash around the girl so she then comes and sits with you and talk with her. I’ve been there and only a few girls will even go out with you for an unreasonable price, so I didn’t think it was worth mentioning. Place accross the street is a Karaoke joint I had one beer sat with a girl cost me 1500 baht, don’t want anyone else to get ripped off, go at your own peril.

  2. Frank November 27, 2011 at 2:52 am #

    Hi Chris, are you sure about the location of the glass window brothel ? Isn’t it on the KamphaengDin Rd ?
    I was looking for it but i think you pinned them wrong.


    • Chris November 27, 2011 at 6:55 am #

      You know what I did too, I bloody pinned them to the wrong road, OMG I must have sent a bunch of guys going to the wrong place, truly sorry guys, I’ve updated the map now.

  3. Frank November 28, 2011 at 2:43 am #

    Hi Chris,

    i am sure you know where they have the book with the student pictures. Can you please pm me.

    Thanks and cheers

    • Chris November 28, 2011 at 7:44 am #

      I’m not really following mate?

  4. M November 28, 2011 at 3:51 am #

    Chris, do you have google-able name for “Bis Resort”?
    Having no luck with my google search for it.

  5. Andrew December 1, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    hi chris,
    brill web page you have,
    i usually do my mongering around Pattaya,
    Hmmm, all my mates rave about Chiang mai,
    Yip must have a look.
    Kind Regards

    • Chris December 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

      Chiang Mai definately has some plusses, but don’t expect the GFE here.
      If you do come hope you find my guide helpful.

  6. David December 6, 2011 at 10:33 am #

    Hi Chris, awesome work you had done putting up this site. These tips certainly come in handy for my coming trip end of Dec.


    • Chris December 6, 2011 at 10:53 am #

      Hey David! Certainly took a while to put together so hope it helps people out a lot. If your coming on holiday I definately suggest going to Baan Saen for a night with some mates and go to Piano Karaoke for the sexiest takeaway girls in Chiang Mai.

      • Steve December 17, 2011 at 8:36 am #

        Hi Chris, Do you know the take out prices at Piano, and do all the girls go out and do you have to pay an arm and a leg on drinks etc while you’re there?

        • Chris December 17, 2011 at 9:27 am #

          Yes all the girls in there are takeout. Prices are 1500-2500 baht depending on what the girl wants to charge you. You don’t have to sit down and get a room, just go in there and talk to the manager tell them your looking for a girl to take out and ask which girls will go with you if your a farang, the girls will stand in front of you, buy one a drink and negotiate. Alternatively you can just call them up and ask the same thing it’s cheaper then go pick her up. Trust me you won’t be dissapointed the girls are fine as!

        • Steve December 17, 2011 at 10:08 am #

          Great – thanks for the quick response Chris. Having lived in CM for 12 years I am really crazy about the classic tall white skill girls you see in Central etc but haven’t been able to find any place that have genuine CM girls working there. I assumed that they were all working in BKK, so it’s amazing you have identified a place that has the true white skinned Chinese looking girls. Many thanks. Steve

  7. JOe January 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm #

    HI Chris,

    I am going to Chiang mai for 4 days and thereafter 1 have 2 days left for enjoying.

    Can you let me know which would be places in chiang mai where i can very good chicks got a short/Long time ?

    Also where do u suggest me go after my training in chiang mai.
    I have only 2 days, should i go bangkok/Pataya/Phuket.

    I Just wanna do everything in those 2 days.

    Need your precious advice.


    • Chris January 8, 2012 at 2:42 am #

      Chiang Mai you won’t find a lot of Long time but there is plenty of short time. I recommend you go to the glass window brothel if you like chicks with lighter skin. Loi Kroh girls will do long time but you’ll be hard pressed to find anything decent. If it were me coming for four days only I’d try the one mentioned and Piano Karaoke and I’d party at Bang Saen for a few nights. I wouldn’t go to Phuket and Pattaya would be on my list most definately.

      • Steve January 8, 2012 at 3:08 am #

        Hi Chris, I followed your updated map for the Glass Window place but just couldn’t find it. Is there anything outside the entrance to identify it, or is down a side soi or something? Cheers.

        • Chris January 8, 2012 at 3:14 am #

          Everyone seems to be having trouble finding this place, it’s on the road and not down a little soi. It has really heavy tinted glass windows and the only place with glass doors and windows on the street. When you turn down the road the gecko restaurant is on your left go down about 100 meters and the place will be on your right. I’ll go take a photo later and update it here help people out. But the place is farang friendly cheap with mostly chiang mai and chinese looking girls.

        • Mr. Somchai January 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

          Haven’t been in there but if i believe I’ve passed by it a few times. I thought the actual name was ‘glass window brothel’ at first. But there’s no English signage. Just real dark glass with possibly a poor excuse for a bouncer hanging around outside. Hope that helps people.

        • Chris January 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

          lol actually that dude is really cool and friendly. I meant to get a photo today but didn’t get a chance tommorrow.

  8. Paul March 12, 2012 at 9:40 am #

    ” but lonely planet says that the cost is …….. ”

    I ventured out with a few buddies a few nights ago and ended up in the ” Says Karaoke ” place as mentioned on your map. I have been in there before but they have now done up the place.
    My buddy fancied a takeout and the Mamasan insisted that the girls could only be taken out for 2.500 !!
    There was no willingness to negotiate on her part.
    We even spent a few hundred on beers in there before asking.
    It looked like we were the ones that were going to be screwed so we left. I am pretty sure that no local would even think of paying that. Any ideas of how to handle that situation as right thru the conversation my friend was very polite and smiled and offered 1500 and was told no.
    Are they scared of farangs with large cocks damaging the herd, cause if so I can whip mine out and would quality for 500 Bt then.

    • Chris March 12, 2012 at 10:22 am #

      I don’t think Says karaoke is on the list (don’t know that one but Piano is quite good), however 21 Karaoke has the most girls and they are 1500 takeaway.
      My advice is this, walk in and talk to the mamasan, tell her to bring the girls out that can go home with you, she’ll then bring them out and line them in front of you. do this at the bar without ordering a drink, call the girl over to you close and ask her how much to go home, they typically say 2000 but will go for 1500 depending on how scruffy you look. But 21 Karaoke has the most and cheapest girls, Piano karaoke has some of the best looking ones.

      • Paul March 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

        Sorry to interupt the packing Chris, this place is just off Chang Klan Road across the road from the Glass ……. place and is pinned on your map. Has anyone had any luck in there ?

        • Chris March 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

          Yes one of my mates goes there regularily for 1200. Tip is go in there and go straight to the back bar and ask the guy there. Ask him which girls can go for 1200 baht. Don’t ask the price just say “which girl can go for 1200 baht.”

        • Paul March 12, 2012 at 6:12 pm #

          Thanks Chris, I knew that 2500 was way off but loosing a few potential customers because if greed is so Thai and they didnt seem to care at all. Perhaps maybe that price included Moo Tot from the place next door, a limo ride to the short time hotel and a buy one get one free coupon.

        • Chris March 12, 2012 at 11:10 pm #

          Same thing happened to me initially, then i just kept going back buying a beer until eventually they caved in.

  9. Anton Glas April 4, 2012 at 4:09 am #

    Hi Chris

    A few days ago I ventured out on my trusty motorbike in search of the brothels and lady houses you published on the Google maps.

    They were easy to find, I just went into Google street view where all these establishments are listed, printed out photos of buildings and details and carried them with me as a reference.

    I arrived at the various places which was during the mid afternoon because I have no idea of the opening times, then discovered that these are very much Thai orientated, none of the signs outside were in English and in the end I was reluctant to go in. Although I speak enough basic Thai to make inquiries, I was concerned that I may find myself out of my depth in these places as probably the only Farang customer and edgy because I don’t know the procedures and what’s really involved here. Also had major concerns about being ripped-off because besides having experience with the old long gone bored housewives club, these venues are a whole new ball game for me. Another point is that I want to avoid being roped in to paying large amounts of money for a few minutes thrill. I don`t mind paying a reasonable price for a reasonable service but some of these establishments on your list appear rather expensive to me just for a quicky.

    I would feel much more relaxed and comfortable if I had a Thai companion with me, but unfortunately this is not possible as all the Thais I know would not be interested.

    Has anyone actually visited these brothels and lady houses and if so, what were your experiences? Or would anyone be interested in meeting up and testing the water in these places? Safety in numbers as they say.

    • Chris April 5, 2012 at 3:09 am #

      There are some rip off places but none of which I have listed here. You’ll be fine to go into any of the places mentioned here alone. But if you wanted to go to the next monger meetup make some friends there someone is sure to want to go.

  10. Anton Glas April 19, 2012 at 8:37 pm #

    Hi Chris

    Sorry to be a doubting Thomas (that’s doubting not John) but I believe that these days any sort of mongering in Chiang Mai is hopeless and a lost cause.

    If there are any lady house establishments or areas where it is possible to obtain even a half decent girl in Chiang Mai, than I`m not finding them.

    For Farangs there are those handfuls of sorry beaten up bars at the top of Loi Kroh. The rest of the street is just shops, massage places, restaurants etc; just an ordinary and less than exciting street.

    Then there is the boring, mechanical well over priced soapy massage parlours. Great if you like almost clinical sex, get it over with as quick as possible places that can charge up to 2500 baht a pop depending on how much they think the mug will pay.

    As for these mythical beautiful young fair skinned maidens, I know where they are. Most are in the Chiang Mai land karaoke bars (even those places seem to be dwindling month by month) and the new body to body massage parlours such as the Pretty club where being permitted to have full sex with the girls is not guaranteed. But oh boy, is that going to cost you, thousands and thousands of bahts. I know from experience when I got financially blasted in a body-to-body last year.

    The Thai orientated girl takeaways and brothels you mention, I think most Farangs would not feel at ease venturing in those places for the first time on they’re lonesome. And that includes me. I want to make it clear that I am no cheapskate and don`t mind paying a reasonable price if I believe that I would receive the service I paid for, but I have heard so many horror stories of guys getting ripped off big time when they decide to explore the never regions of outer Farang mongering territories, that appear to be few and far between in Chiang Mai.

    As for the your recommended dating sites, the Chiang Mai girls are particularly sparse. And for what there is come across as being so pure that they almost qualify as being Nuns. This also includes the dating classifieds, one being Craig’s list for example where the Chiang Mai crowd is hardly given a method. The most options of meeting willing and able girls from Chiang Mai online are those from the escort agencies and I for one would not be prepared to refinance my house in order to afford an hour with one of them

    So as I asked previously I would like to hear from any guy’s that have tried and tested some of the strictly Thai dating sites, the Thai orientated brothels, the dek sideliner girls, the so called hotels where the girls are literally hanging about outside just waiting for a nice Farang to come along and shag them.

    I am fully aware that if there are any decent mongering places left in Chiang Mai, (which I doubt) than the guy’s that use them will probably be reluctant to spread the word to everyone and I don`t blame them. But as for what is mentioned in the Chiang Mai section of this site, it appears that very few are actually taking up your advice because of the lack of personal experiences on the comments sections.

    Sorry, but I’m just being realistic and truly believe that Chiang Mai is no longer worthy of a mention under the mongering section. I am not deliberately crapping all over these boards for no reason. I have lived in Chiang Mai for over 25 years and believe I am quite knowledgeable as to what is happening in Chiang Mai

    So lets put it to the test and see if anybody from Chiang Mai is actually visiting these places or using the recommended dating sites and has had good results.

    So please, convinced me.

    • Chris April 19, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

      Anton, I’ve personally visited every place listed in the Chiang Mai mongering section of this site otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to write it, in fact it’s the only list of it’s kind online. I’ve taken mates of mine to most fore mentioned places but since it’s a “mongering” section most people are not comfortable with commenting so I doubt you’ll get many responses.

      The downstairs brothel and the glass window brothel are both cheap and you will have great results, these places are most frequented both by Farang and Thai and really aren’t that intimidating there is someone there that speaks English. Both places you’ll get a good looking girl who you can take short time for 1500 baht.

      Notice I didn’t put the Pretty club on the list? I don’t wanna send guys to disappointing places. But I could take you to a place that is also 1500 with about 30 girls to choose from. I won’t put this place on the map though 😉 If you or anyone else wants to know about that place come meet me for a drink on the next Monger meetup, next one is May 4th.

      You mentioned Chiang Mai Land, again notice I didn’t mention that place or any place on chang klan road, drug money and not worth it.

      There are plenty of young thai girls on the dating sites I mention and I’ve helped heaps of guys out help find them. Really not that difficult, Sideline girls, there is contact details of a girl in my forum of such a girl looking for either short or long term contract, they are there dude just look in the places I’ve mentioned.

      Either way mate if you don’t get a response from anyone make sure to meet up with me at the next monger meetup.

      Best of luck

  11. Frank May 6, 2012 at 3:00 am #

    Hi Cris,

    Just wanted to thank you for the Bises resort.
    Had a real good time yesterday with my Gik.


    • Chris May 6, 2012 at 6:18 am #

      awesome dude I love that place!

  12. Fenton June 18, 2012 at 4:13 am #

    There are no girls in Chiang Mai.

    If you are gay or lesbian, Chiang Mai is a great place to be. If you like women in their 30s, great place to be.

    If you are like me and like your women between 18-23 then any other other city town or village is better than CM.

    Yes you can get them but the cost, and time needed to figure out where and how.

    If you are a foreign girl and want to get some good vacation sex with some sexy falangs come to Chiang Mai. There are tons of fit, young sexy Falang men passing through all the time, and they are not having sex with the locals because there are no good ones. If you don’t believe me just go to Zoe in Yellow any night of the week.

    Chiang Mai in a nutshel: Great weather, tons of old silver bellies, tons of lesbians, tons of 30 something used up girls, expensive town, very expensive town.

    About me. Lived in Chiang Mai for 6months and got the hell out.

    • Chris June 18, 2012 at 6:03 am #

      I’ve lived in Chiang Mai for the past 4 years, in the first year I had the same sentiments as you, that is until I could speak Thai really well, got into a crowd of 20 something Thai’s and learned where to find the hot girls 18-23. There are litterally hundreds of thousands of girls that age in Chiang Mai and they are not lesbians, in fact the lesbians you talk about are mostly bi if they are pushed into it. You talk about Zoe Yellow that’s your problem there, those girls are trash and maybe good for a one night stand come back I’ll show you how Chiang Mai really works. And expensive? huh far from it dude.

      • Fenton June 18, 2012 at 6:41 am #

        Thanks for you feedback bro.
        I know what you mean about Zoe. It’s an example of why it is so hard to find the good stuff. Chiang Mai is a glimpse into the future of Thailand as a whole.
        I also know were the girls are in CM. But I’m not telling. I have read all your posts, great stuff, but I can also see that you aren’t telling either. I saw in one post you hinted at where to find them. And I had a laugh in another post where you describe where to find take aways and you took us in the exact opposite direction and miles away from the good stuff.

        I speak English, Chinese, (I lived in China but am not chinese), and Thai well enough to charm the ladies.

        The point I want to make mostly, is if someone is researching where to go in Thailand and for some reason they find some information pointing them toward CM, that I hope they see this post, and it challenges them to look into how difficult it is to get the nice ones in CM. I can and have gotten nice ones in CM but you will go through 20 to get one good one and that process is expensive. Not to mention dangerous.

        Something else I wanted to mention, every time I have gone to any other town in Thailand I have found exactly what I wanted in less than 24 hours and in many cases less than 3 hours.

        There is lots of local money in CM. The local guys get first crack at the local girls, they are spoiled, and in very high demand. Supply/demand dictates that which is dear will increase in cost. This principle is extremely well defined in CM.

        You yourself say that in your first year you felt the same as me. How much money did you spend in your first year figuring out how to get the good ones? All that expense is totally unnecessary. Just go to any other town in Thailand.

        And even in the place I know where to find the good ones, in that local I spent a lot of time and money and effort before getting anything out of there. And it wasn’t until I could actually speak thai some before I had any success there. And twice in that area I got cues from a girl, pursued and found them to be gay, time wasted. On another occasion in that area I got a cue, pursued, made headway, got numbers and facebook, moved on to dinner, then she asked me to buy her a new Laptop computer so she could do her schoolwork, and I hadn’t even gotten to second base yet. I think it was a great example of how these girls see us. Walking wallets. Be a good girlfriend for me and I’ll do all kinds of things for you and take you shopping etc, but these girls want you to take them shopping for computers and 5000baht dresses before they even decide to put out. And then if you do get them to put out they are certainly not going to be exclusive to you.

        I appreciate your offer. I still have business in CM and go there on occasion. If you are serious about the offer, send me an email, as listed above post, and I’ll take you up on the offer.

        Thanks bro. There is a lot of great info in your posts. You’re helping a lot of folks.

        • Chris June 18, 2012 at 6:47 am #

          Took a lot of figuring out but now all I pay is a bowl of noodles 🙂

        • RawState October 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

          Fenton made an interesting comment, and he also said he is not willing to tell where to find the chics in CM. Well i strongly doubt that it would be necessary since i am sure he has much experience but he obviously took the wrong path to figure out this stuff. Otherwise he would ve never wasted all that money and time on it. I ve been livin here for a while and i always happen to find what i look for..and i dont even speak thai. And i am not talkin about finding prostitutes. Why would i pay them? They should pay me. I guess its just about focusing on the stuff what matters not the insignificant shit what nobody cares about.

  13. Dr. Taco August 7, 2012 at 9:09 am #


    This is an old thread but I am not sure where to post. This is about the “glass door brothel” as it is called on this board. Directions seem strait forward enough. Walk south from Gecko Restaurant and its about 100 yards/meters on your right. I did this on google and (sorry I don’t know the technical term) dragged the little man to get the “street view” and I think there is currently an image of “GDB”. However, I walked down there today and the place on google street view seems gone. The tinted windows are gone, the rooms were empty except for a few pieces of office furniture, some of which were in plastic shrink wrap.

    Anyone know anything? I was looking forward to checking it out. I need me a massage! Just a little neighborhood joint with girls that know what they are doing suits me fine.

    Good luck all!

    • Chris August 8, 2012 at 8:21 am #

      I went there 10 days ago and it was open only a few girls in there though but it was like a friday night so just figured the girls had already been taken, i’ve been in there before when it was packed with girls. Either you got the wrong place or it is closed I’ll go back it and check it out. It’s an old thread but one that I update constantly.

  14. mike c September 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    I will be in CM Oct 28thto do some fishing and mongering, could use some help to find a lady to show me aound or long time…

    • Chris September 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm #

      Sign up to VIP and i’ll be more than happy to introduce you to some great girls!

  15. LongMan December 27, 2012 at 12:34 pm #

    OK, thanks for the contribution on where to monger. My first time in Chiang Mai and my second day.

    Day 1 – Went eagerly to the Black Glass Brothel and had no problem finding the place after Gecko, but it was closed. I went at 5pm thinking there will be action and this old woman sweeping the outside gave me this knowing grin but shook her head and said it’s closed, then with a broom in one hand she point I think 8 or 9 fingers which I figure she meant 8pm or 9pm open. So I made a trip there at 8pm, nothing then again at 9pm and still nothing! So I’m not sure if this Black Glass Brothel is still happening or not.

    I went inside this Karaoke across it and it does have nice girls but man are they stuck up. I’m not sure if it’s my mannerism or what. I enquired and was told the price B1,500 for 1 boom and I probably made the mistake of rejecting the first girl I thought I like. She was beautiful but too skinny. I then waited for another girl who left whom I really like for like an hour and she never got back. So I settled for another pretty face who then rejected to go with me and said something really rude in Thai which I don’t understand but can feel it and the whole place give me looks. Fine, no boom with her, no problem. So I chose another girl and this time the mamasan rejected me. WTF?? She gave me this two index finger cross and said the second girl’s on call when she was just sitting there with no other men around her. I figure it’s not my game or my night with that place and left.

    I ended up with an overpriced B3,500 karaoke girl Pin after Nawarat Bridge, and after nego from B4,000. I still think I overpaid. The mamasan went back with us to my place for the cash as I had only B1,000 and she had no change. Gonna go back later and see if she still remembers the change. The girl Pin was really nice.

    Day 2 – Chris should update this as I took a red car at 5pm rush hour to the Chiang Mai Hill Hotel and the mp has moved.

    Two lousy days. Hope everybody can learn from this.

    • Chris December 27, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

      thanks for the report, in the brothels if you don’t speak Thai you can sometimes have issues if your not a regular. As for updating the information, it’s up to date on the VIP map.

      • LongMan December 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

        I dunno…It was good to go with the first girl so they were ok to do business. I don’t know what happened after I rejected her since nobody said anything after that and mamasan was also alright, or so it seems. It was quite civil and I apologized quite well to maintain good terms. It was that rude hussy that did something.

        Did a Foxy girl just now. Took her back to my guesthouse on her scooter with no problems. They look better inside the bar but good attitude, which is something I appreciate. Though she did ask for a tip which I said no. Then I asked her for a ride back to Night Bazaar after rejecting her tip request and she was cool with it.

        Also got my B500 change back from the Nawarat karaoke.

        And Orange House burgers are freaking awesome~!

        • Chris December 28, 2012 at 7:10 am #

          Never go to that Karaoke, such a scam. I left it off my map for a reason

  16. mikeed1999 November 4, 2013 at 11:28 am #

    Hello for some reason i cant see the map for the brothels can any one help with directions or names ??

    • Chris November 4, 2013 at 11:40 am #

      You need to be a VIP member it’s quick and easy to sign up

  17. Eric January 6, 2014 at 1:19 pm #

    Hi Chris,
    not sure whether you’re still in CM or not but coming over there on Feb 11th for couple of weeks for the first time and I appreciate all the info here
    just wondered If you’re still doing the mongering thing, if so, will you have one around that time if not, It would be cool to meet up for a drink or two ?
    Have a good one

    • Chris January 6, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

      I’ll be living in CM for at least the next 12 months (just signed a lease) Jan and Feb are very busy times for me lots of people coming to CM so my time is really limited to meeting with VIP members only. If you sign up I’d be happy to meet for a few and give you some local knowledge.

  18. Erik January 18, 2015 at 11:52 pm #

    Hey Chris, love the site. Thnx for the research. Curious where is the best and easiest place to sponsor a girl for a month or so? Chiang Mia or Bangkok?

    • Chris January 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm #

      Bangkok way easier to find! If you speak Thai then Chiang Mai is better because well…the girls are cheaper!

  19. Erkan February 25, 2016 at 2:18 am #

    Hi Chris. Thanks for all info. Where is the best zone for night life to pick girls ? Huay Kaew or Thapae?

    • Chris March 1, 2016 at 11:33 am #

      In chiang mai to pick up girls, i recommend the iron bridge from around 5pm till 8pm just hang around there will be plenty of chill out girls, these girls don’t drink and party but they are fun if you meet the right girl.

  20. Savior yan August 2, 2016 at 4:39 am #

    Trust me dont ever go for karoke girl…the most expensive girl ever…addd together…29900baht for fuck two girl..then the girl only stay with u 2hour 30min…16900 the karoke fee the girl sit with u,drink..not add the tips u force to give around..more 2000baht the girl two 13000baht because discount already,if not the price is 15000 for the girl…wtf…especially at Art in paradise nearby karoke…dont ever trust it..with this kind of money i can find 3 girl fuck all day in chiang mai….wtf some more girl only sleep there give u fuck..never blowjobnor anything….cb lousy service ever..litte litte also pain…not trust go try…careful with the wechat ladies nearby…ask there are karoke girl or not.

    • Chris August 2, 2016 at 2:59 pm #

      You should have given me 30,000 i could have taken you and we coulda had 4 girls each.

  21. Savior yan August 2, 2016 at 4:40 am #

    Futhermore there never bring any condom with them…

  22. Frank August 2, 2016 at 4:25 pm #

    For 2 to 3000 you can pick them up in front of the Karaoke bar. No need to go in.

  23. Jack September 13, 2016 at 9:19 am #

    A heads up to all those expecting body-to-body massages in Chiang Mai – it seems there is no such thing! I went to Pandora and a friend went to Celeb@CNX, we both only got a shower, massage on the bed and sex. No soap, no inflatable mattress, no body-to-body massage. I have no idea why Chris calls them “soapy” massages, since the guys at both Pandora and Celeb@CNX told us they don’t offer that service, and that none of the other places in Chiang Mai do either. If you’re looking for massage and sex it’s fine I guess, but don’t expect anything like the real soapies in Pattaya. Thanks Chris for taking the time to make the map and everything, but you should really point this out clearly in the article, or at least in the descriptions for both Pandora and Celeb@CNX.

    • Chris September 19, 2016 at 3:18 pm #

      Soapy Massage is the literally translation from thai. อาบ อบ นวด which is exactly what these places are. I never said these places have the mattress slip and slide. Only 1 place in BKK that i know of and one in Pattaya.

  24. Martin December 4, 2018 at 6:47 am #

    I tried Absolute Paradise massage in CM twice in October. A former hotel building, a mile out of town. While it is down a quiet street which looks wrong till you see the building, it feels completely safe. An ordinary young guy on reception asks you to wait 2 minutes while he rounds up the girls, who are waiting out the back. There were 3 on the first night, 5 when I went back the second night. Paid him 1200 thb for an hour full service massage, chose a girl, Cuqui (cookie?), the older if the three, went up to a clean former hotel room upstairs, with decent shower: She said “We are going to have sex aren’t we” and that was my plan, not to waste time with massage! She was petite, said she was 29, she was fun and jokey, agreed 600 thb for sex. Spent 10 minutes in the shower, then straight on the bed. Started with bum massage on the bed, then she moved onto the floor on her knees to give a blowjob uncovered, after first saying it would cost extra I persuaded her it was part of the sex deal. More sex on the bed,: after about 25 minutes she asked if I had come, and kept inspecting the condom, I said no, I like to go a long time and will want the full hour thank you! As she was petite, smiley and pleasant I enjoyed things at my pace, I would normally have haggled for some anal but she was tight and reacted well to me moving around into different positions for straight sex from behind and with each if us going on top. After about 40 mins I came hard and she had us both straight back into the shower. With shower time it was about 50/55 mins total. I saw no othef customer while I was in and out. Nrxt visit I chose a younger girl, who I had turned down on the first visit and regretted, as she stuck in my head when she looked disappointed when I chose her older colleague. I vowed to myself to go back to have her and was glad I did. She was clearly less experienced but was trying. Sometimes that feels awkward but she seemed to enjoy it, she was bigger, not overweight at all but fuller bodied, she followed a similar routine, didn’t waste time, seemed shy for the first 5 minutes then let herself go. Out in about 45 mins, again we agreed at the start we didn’t need to pretend we were there for massage, though I actually stopped shagging and massaged her for at least 10 minutes which I enjoy doing. Paid same to both if them, 2000 total 1200 at the desk and 800 including tip to the girls. Thought that was ok as I didn’t have to buy them bar drinks or waste time chatting. My impression, right or wrong was that Absolute Paradise is probably 50/50 aimed at locals and farang, and a place with no trouble, easy in, easy out. First taxi driver needed my satnav map to find it. On leaving I walked 3 minutes back along this quiet lane to the main road and got a tuktuk there.

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