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5 ways to get rid of a Thai girl in the morning

So you've had a late night out brought a little Thai trinket back to the room or perhaps your gik has been over for the night. You wake up in the morning and realise that the girl you thought was ok last night is really a total nightmare, she won't leave, how do you get rid of her? Well here is my favourite top 5 list of getting girls to leave the next day with the least amount of complications.

5. Pay Her

This works with or without the girl being an actual prostitute. If she is a working girl this will be her signal to leave and more often than not that's all she's been waiting around for anything. Now if she isn't a working girl you will have severly offended her and she will likely not accect the cash, probably yell at you and leave quickly, either way it's a sure fire way to get rid of her.

4. Tell her to go buy you some pants

This one works well if you are staying in a hotel and the girl seems to have got attached to you and doesn't want to leave keeps showing up. After you've showered and dressed, ask her to go buy you some pants. The reason for pants is it'll take her at least an hour to do this especially at 9 in the morning, say you need a new pair to wear. She'll be off trying to find you a pair meanwhile your checking out of the hotel and onto the next haunt.

3. Start making phone calls

When it looks like the girl is not going to leave and I want to get rid of her I won't say anything straight away. I'll start making phone calls to other girls I know, say i miss you on the phone the same time I'll be looking at her with my finger over my lips gesturing that she not make a sound. I'll make a date with one of the girls to meet me in an hour or two. After the phone call is done I'll ask her what she'll be doing for the day, typical response will be something along the lines of "nothing to do with you" 🙂

5 ways to get rid of a Thai girl in the morning

2. Go to the gym or for a jog

The one thing Thai people are less enthusistic about less than reading books is Excercise. Tell the girl your going to the gym or going for a jog, even be polite as asking her to go with you and she will more than certainly refuse.

1. Tell her your wife will arrive soon

Need her to leave quickly then this is the best way to get rid of her quick smart. Thai women are tough little buggers and they are fearless. But the one thing they fear more than anything is other Thai girls. Look at your watch and yell "omg is that the time, my g/f or wife is going to be here in 20 minutes!" look her straight in the eyes and make sure you believes you. She will be gone in 5 minutes garunteed. The reason why this works so well is because she knows if the wife shows up it's more than a certain the wife will pull a knife on her before even looking at you.

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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

7 Responses to 5 ways to get rid of a Thai girl in the morning

  1. ChiangMaiGuy October 11, 2011 at 2:54 am #

    my number one is always ‘I have a business meeting at…’ in fact if I am in any fit state I always say this the night before so it’s no great shock – the other problem is constant phone calls which can be a pain in the arse – so I just don’t answer most of them and they give up. I really should get a second sim and wish the better phones could take 2 sim cards.

  2. Working in Thailand November 1, 2011 at 12:35 am #

    YOur website is gobsmacking,. you ‘read’ as a man with almost no moral fibre.
    Visual and transactional seem to be the sum total of your relationships with women.
    I suggest therapy to understand why you had no respect for the women in your life growing up.
    I live here and see ‘men’ (and I use that term loosely) ,on a daily basis.No Im not a middle aged frump who is envious of the thai female,…who would want to be one ?
    Makes one ashamed.
    I would be bloody amazed if you publish this

    • Chris November 1, 2011 at 3:24 am #

      As I understand it, moral fiber is ones strength of character surely something I am not lacking. And I used to see women like you on a daily basis back in the west, who would want to be with one.

  3. dj September 14, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

    Chris you need to start checking your posts for grammar and spell checks. Or at least tell your Thai/indian writers too.

    • Chris September 14, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

      I write them all myself, so yeah I think you’re right, looking for a job?

    • baaru December 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm #

      dude indians and thai write much better english than u can ever think. So move ur lazy ass and start flipping burgers in a fast food chain.

  4. Faraday April 30, 2013 at 7:36 am #

    Ha ha great tips Chris….but if my wife was to turn up I’d be horrified – we got divorced 8 years ago!

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