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Sex with a Thai University girl

Last year I was hitting up postjung super hard this is before I had told everyone about it and before guys started copying my tactics. Honestly I only have myself to blame for that but hey i'm a good guy right I share. I'd be careful about following in my footsteps with this story as you could end up in some trouble if you pick the wrong girl. Experienced players in Chiang Mai should have no problem though.

So I posted this note on postjung saying that I wanted to meet a girl for fun basically meaning I wanted to fool around. Surprise nothing but ladyboys started messaging me. So I thought I'd try a new tactic, I wrote that I was handsome rich and wanted to meet a nice girl. Must have had perhaps 50 girls add me to MSN. Perfect.

After deleting the poofters and ladyboys and time wasters I was left with about 10 girls some weren't online but there were two girls left who were keen. One girl was called Yee the other girl was Noi. So I was talking to them for maybe a few hours and trying to get a meet up and the girls weren't that keen in typical Chiang Mai girl style they tell me they want to get to know me better before we meet. So I try a few more things with both of them and at the same time they both want to meet me.

First girl Yee is 23 she graduated Chiang Mai Uni is looking for a job and wants me to pick her up at her place. When a girl let's you pick her up at her place it's usually a good sign that she trusts you and there are good times to come. She is good looking white skin my type and she seems eager so I ask for directions and say i'm on my way. We plan to go have some drinks but of course I have other plans.

At the same time the second girl contacts me Nok and asks me to pick her up she is 18 first year  at Rajabhat University speaks no English has a great body ok face but her Thai isn't very clear as she is from the mountains. She asks me to meet up with me in from of Rajabhat University so I tell her I'll be there soon.

So I'm meeting up with both of these girls the 23 year old graduate and the 18 year old first year uni student. Firstly Rajabhat University is close to where I live so I figure I'd go wait for her she what she's like if not I'll go pick up the other girl.

Well I go wait out the front of the Uni and it's like 40 minutes later she shows up meanwhile the other chick is calling and calling asking where I am and getting pissed off and I'm thinking I've lost all my chances this girl stands me up and the other girl won't meet anymore I'm thinking I should have went to meet Yee first as she was hotter anyway but i'm going for the easier and younger girl. I get a message from Yee telling me not to come now just as Nok rocks up.

So i've blown my chances with Yee which i'm pissed at myself mostly for double booking but at Nok as well for being late. When Nok shows up she's got a good body nice face white skin she doesn't like talking Thai but speaks Lanna to me which I hate but I roll with it. So I ask her if she wants to go get noodles, sure she says.

So she gets on the bike and I ask where she wants to go using those exact words. She says wherever I want. Not the best thing for a chick to say to me, so we drive off and I'm thinking stuff it I'll just take her to the curtain hotel. She I drive over to the Love Boat a short time hotel around Jed Yort and park in the parking space and walk inside. She's standing outside looking a little confused (she really is from the mountains) and I said it's ok come inside. When she is inside she's looking around and asks me "so how long have you lived here for?" I can't stop but laugh, this girl really doesn't know anything.

If you've never been to a curtain hotel in Chiang Mai it's basically a parking spot with a door, the door is unlocked you walk into the door there is a room and then they pull a curtain behind the car, you pay by the hour and you pay when you leave not when you arrive.

Love Boat Chiang Mai

Inside the room and the curtain already pulled I tell her we are going to have sex. She tells me she doesn't want to and thought we were just going to get noodles. I say we can get noodles after we have sex. She doesn't seem pleased but gets on the bed and goes along with it anyway, wasn't that much fun honestly but since the room only cost me 160 baht for the hour I figure it was worth it. I ask her afterwards why she had sex with me and she said she had sex before so why not. No I didn't force her either guys! We have a shower get dressed and I drive her home. When we get to her place she asks me "are we not going to have noodles" I tell her next time 🙂

A week later I call her up and tell her that I felt bad about last time and that I want to buy her noodles again. She seems hesitant and so I assure her that this time we really are going to eat noodles and that last time I was just bad and want to make it up to her. So this time I pick her up at her apartment around 10pm at night she hops on and again I ask her where do you want to go. Again she says "Up to you". So without hesitation she jumps on and again I drive straight to the curtain hotel and have sex with her again. After cleaning up she asks me are we going to have noodles now, I tell her I've already eaten and I'll drop her off back at home.

A few days later I call her up again and she picks up the phone, I say what are you doing? Nothing she replies, so I ask her "Do you want to go for noodles". She hangs up the phone.


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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

162 Responses to Sex with a Thai University girl

  1. Harris June 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

    If youd’ve sprung for the noodles, you wouldn’t have time to type up this report now. The real message of the story is that there’s *NO* need to wine and dine them when noodles/fried rice is enough.

    • Chris June 3, 2012 at 12:13 pm #

      I couldn’t agree more.

  2. Buttercup June 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    Next time I meet a girl online who tells me she’s been lied to and played by a farang I’ll know who’s she talking about…

    • Working Tourist June 3, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

      Somewhere a thai girl is blogging about how all falang are lying manipulative psychopaths who see girls only as sex objects not even worthy of a bowl of noodles.

      • Chris June 3, 2012 at 5:33 pm #

        lol yeah don’t worry about that they complain about me all the time here: http://www.ladyinter.com/

        • Barack March 1, 2013 at 12:35 pm #

          I wish western people would stop referring to themselves by that stupid word ‘farang’. It’s the same as Japanese refering to western people as ‘gaijin’/foriegner – and talking about us as if we are all one people with the same culture and socities etc, whci we are not. If someone means westerner, especially when writing in English, they should say westerner, and not farang.

    • dan January 7, 2013 at 10:44 am #

      I live her for 4 Years now, and i can absolutly understand why some farangs get beaten or even killed by angry thais.

      In your cause, could understand if the brothers and relatives of the girl would give you a lesson. Or it not must be even violent, maybe next time the girl claims a rapecase at the local police. Their are sitting some farangs in Thailand monkeyhouse for many years for case like that. Maybe they also just was cheap charlie or playing fools games like you did.

      Guys, if you dont like this country or think its all a big playground in here for big boys, go back to where you come from. Nobody like guys like you are in here. Not the farangs who life her long time, nor the thais, nobody like such human crap like you are. Whe want to live here in peace and harmony and we dont need other farangs who damage the reputation of the rest of us, the honest and good farangs.

      • Barack March 1, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

        Sure, don’t buy a girl some noodles so get beaten up by some thugs or sent to jail as a rapist. That sounds fair and reasonable.
        And stop saying farang, it’s a stupid term.

      • Coolvoice June 22, 2013 at 12:12 am #

        I gree with you. Mr.Dan
        And I wonder why he act like that!
        Well,I’m a Thai lady,absolutely I don’t like Chris article. And Mr.Chris…..please to be a gentle man !

      • Respect August 9, 2013 at 1:37 am #

        I have to agree. These girls are human beings, does not take much to form a connection.. just respect and decency.

        Connection does not require a committed relationship, just a recognition and honoring of the inherent value of the other person.

        • Nadia August 21, 2013 at 9:10 pm #

          What kind of jerk would write this kind of thing? Even if she were easy, if you had any dignity or respect for other people, you must not do that. PATHETIQUE, playing around with a girl for a bowl of noodles. You’re disgusting and so is everyone else who liked what you wrote. It speaks a lot who you are. It does not make you look,macho at all. A lot of Western guys think they are Brad Pitt when they come to Asia. I hope you’ll get int trouble with the Thai Police and rot in jail to teach you a lesson you will never forget. Go back to th,e UK or the, USA. Get obeze and fond obese Americans yourself’

        • Chris August 22, 2013 at 10:44 am #

          Firstly i’m Australian secondly i’m not Obese. If she really had that bad a time I doubt she’d have come out the second time, she knew what we were going to do even if she had gotten the noodles. Get off your high horse.

  3. Stein June 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    I thought the moral of the story was there is no need to wine
    and dine them when no noodles is enough?

  4. ChiangMaiGuy June 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

    it’s a bit bad Chris…

    “I tell her I’ve already eaten and I’ll drop her off back at home”

    after promising her that you would eat? after having sex for the second time for free?

    for me that’s not ‘fair play’ – she must feel awful

    • Chris June 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

      sex for free? Shouldn’t sex be free? I’m pretty sure she’d feel worse if I slipped her 1000 on the way out.

      • ChiangMaiGuy June 4, 2012 at 8:15 am #

        Chris, dude, you have missed the point it’s not about free sex (I get it all the time), it’s not about meeting girls from dating sites (I do it all the time), it’s about this girl wanting a bit of normal company and you promising to eat something with her and then saying ‘I’m not hungry’ I just think that’s not ‘fair play’. Sorry but on this one I don’t agree and I say this as an experienced guy who loves chasing women. But after having sex again? not even taking the time and having the kindness to have a bowl of noodles that you promised.

        I kinda wince when you say ‘she doesn’t know anything and it made you laugh’ she probably wanted a friend – if she didn’t know anything then should we not treat her more kindly? I’m not saying don’t have sex – but just being kind about it? leaving her with a nice memory?

        And you advertised as a ‘handsome, rich guy’? the as she wasn’t that great in bed you didn’t buy he noodles?

        Dude you, and me, can have plenty of girls without needing to do it this way – we can be kind, generous and fairly truthful right?

      • Nadia August 21, 2013 at 9:12 pm #

        You took advantage of the naivity of this girl. Shame on you! The disgusting part is not that you,had sex with her, but that you promised her to go out for noodles. Are you that poor that you can’t fulfill your little promise? If you don’t have money don’t pretend to take her somewhere if you can’t!

        • Chris August 22, 2013 at 10:45 am #

          Actually I didn’t pretend, the first time she got on i’m like fuck it i’m not hungry yet and took her, second time was on purpose. No i’m not poor! Just bored.

  5. bob June 3, 2012 at 7:43 pm #

    This is possibly the worst of your posts, treating people like shit as you have done here is just super low. I could put up with most of what you say and even like some posts but reading this just makes me sick, and to top it all its clear you love bragging about it too. Consider me unsubscribed and not coming back and I hope a lot of your other regulars with any decency do the same.

    Karma will come to get you and Im going to do my little bit to kick things off by putting your ebooks on as many free pirate websites as I can so people can download it for free instead of funding the shit you pull like this.

    • Chris June 3, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

      I didn’t buy her the noodles in the end so I’m super low? Or what was it that was low? OMG are you serious?
      Tell me you havn’t invited a girl over for dinner to get into her pants, you havn’t taken a girl out for dinner to get into her pants, tell me you havn’t taken a girl to the movies to get into her pants. Only thing I did here was skip that shit and got into her pants don’t be a punk Bob, grow some balls.

      • bob June 3, 2012 at 8:53 pm #

        when you say ‘grow some balls’ do you mean I should start lying to less educated teenage girls so I can sex with them? Wow I wish I could have the balls to do this, it must take such courage and make you feel so big and manly when in turn you make them feel like used shit.

        • Chris June 3, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

          I’m not going to apologize for not buying her the noodles, if she was better in bed maybe I would have. She was on a website that is mostly for girls and guys looking for sex, it’s not like I raped and pillaged her. Funny thing is you guys are more bent out of shape about it than she is i’m sure.

        • Harris June 3, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

          The reality of courtship in Thailand is that it’s either you’re fucking or you’re being fucked. Simple as that.

          Most men visiting/living in Thai have been with a plethora of women. The question is, once the deed was done, who left with more in their pot? You win some, you lose some but it’s better to win. Nobody got rich writing cheques…

        • thailandtom September 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

          chris sound s like a legend

        • Chris September 5, 2012 at 11:44 pm #

          thanks bro!

    • Jake June 4, 2012 at 1:27 am #

      Here we’ve got Bob, playing White Knight, encouraging the theft of somebody’s work and livelihood. Note how there are always the white knight types trying to “defend” the girl … incidentally the guys who never get laid.

      What kind of karma does Bob expect for that one? Interesting how some people think (or maybe not at all).

      • Chris June 4, 2012 at 6:23 am #

        I agree, what I’ve done is not illegal but what what Bob is proposing is, still I have no bad feelings towards Bob or anyone who posts crap about me here. People have standards and morals I get that I just don’t.

    • thailandtom September 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

      i would do excactly wat chris has done legend mate iv done things like that in pattaya i find it funny ha

  6. Buttercup June 3, 2012 at 8:10 pm #

    Chris you’re missing the point, it’s not about free sex or paying diner to get into someone’s pants. Of course those girls are expecting something from you, be it money, noodles or respect.

    Do you think you give credit to your education and the struggle your ancestors went through to build a modern country by taking advantage of some poorly educated girl in a third world country?

    You say “grow some balls” but I dare you pulling that kind of tricks with with a girl your age and level of education.

    • Chris June 3, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

      You underestimate me, I lived in Corona Del Mar (california) I met the girl one time at star bucks and agreed to meet for dinner, she rocks up and I told her I wasn’t hungry, I said instead of the restaurant I’d cook her something for dinner. We went back to my place were there was nothing in the fridge (my girlfriend didn’t go shopping) so I said I’d cook her dinner after we have sex and we can go to the shops, I was pretty blunt, she says ok. After dinner I told her my girlfriend would be home in 10 minutes you need to go…..the girl was 2 years younger than me and graduated from UCI. Same same

      • Buttercup June 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm #

        You should continue boxing in your own category then because this story does not make look better or smarter.

        • Johnnie Walker June 3, 2012 at 11:23 pm #


  7. Working Tourist June 3, 2012 at 8:38 pm #

    Am I the only one who long ago reached the conclusion that Chris is a borderline psychopath? I read this blog for the same reason others may watch a docu-soup.

    It’s futile to point out to Chris just how messed up he is.

    Psychopathy […] is a personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for the feelings of others and often the rules of society. Psychopaths have a lack of empathy and remorse, and have very shallow emotions. They are generally regarded as callous, selfish, dishonest, arrogant, aggressive, impulsive, irresponsible, and hedonistic. Despite this, psychopaths are often superficially charming and can be highly adept at manipulation. There is at most only a weak association between psychopathy and high IQ.

    Source: Wikipedia.

    • Buttercup June 3, 2012 at 8:58 pm #

      According to the definition you give it’s not even “borderline”…

      But despite his condition I still worry that one day he might have his willy removed by an angry girlfriend or be bludgeoned to death by a band of “brothers”.

      I am a strong believer in education but I don’t support corporal punishment.

    • [email protected] June 6, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

      Actually, I think Chris has learned like I have over time what is wrong or right and socially acceptable thru other peoples responses to his actions instead of thru empathy, remorse, or sympathy. So I would’nt consider him a Psychopath. However, I do think he fits more with the profile of a Sociopath because he does know the difference, but can’t understand it, nor feel them and at the same time doesnt care either. I on the other hand have Aspergers, and do feel these emotions, however, cant read any emotional cues when others show them, and do care and try to reciprocate, but sadly get them mixed up or miss it completely. But hey I could be wrong too. I’ll have to do futher research of Chris’s Blog, mating habits, migration parterns and remember to get more footage of him in his natural environment tomarrow after I re-attach The GPS tracker that fell off his bike last week. Oh Crap…. Delete Delete Delete

      • seth the chef September 12, 2012 at 8:20 am #

        Hmm….yes, pretty accurate. And pretty funny at the end too. But sincerely, @Chris, forgive your mother or other female authority figure who hurt you mate. That (seriously) has helped other people I know with the same problem. I’m being sincere here, and it really works.

        • seth the chef September 12, 2012 at 8:21 am #

          PS – I’m talking about Gash’s comment, not Chris’s story!

    • tom April 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm #

      yes or maybe just an all around asshole.

  8. Jake June 4, 2012 at 1:21 am #

    Yea, that was an odd post. Doesn’t sound totally amazing.

    You buy her some noodles, and she’ll take it as “oh we just went for noodles” (and had sex). It was the agreement, right? She’d feel ok about it. But just plain fucking her over, then bragging about it, a bit difficult to see the positive in that one. Maybe you’re just not feeling right about some other girl stuff, eh?

    • seth the chef September 12, 2012 at 8:26 am #

      Yes I agree Jake. I know I’m not Freud (because I’m not an arsehole), but Chris, like I said above (think about it). Nobody here is against sex, but turning a fairly naive (possibly nice) girl into a man-hating feminazi by lying on purpose is just fucked up. It’s destroying the value that is what makes Asian women better in the first place. Did I say better…out loud… Yes, and yes. White women can compete, of course. They just have to stop themselves mid-sentence when trying to be men. It’s not like hetero men walk around trying to be women. Except Gen Y of course, but they had their penises swapped for stackhats, in the political correctness revolution of 1995.

  9. Peter June 4, 2012 at 1:41 am #

    I think the mental disorder you are really looking for is Sociopath, Psychopaths can rarely operate for long periods of time in society.

    Glibness/superficial charm
    Manipulative and conning
    Grandiose sense of self
    Pathological lying
    Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
    Shallow emotions
    Incapacity for love
    Need for stimulation
    Callousness/lack of empathy
    Poor behavioral controls/impulsive nature
    Early behavior problems/juvenile delinquency
    Promiscuous sexual behavior/infidelity
    Lack of realistic life plan/parasitic lifestyle
    Criminal or entrepreneurial versatility
    Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
    Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
    Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
    Conventional appearance
    Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
    Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim’s life
    Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim’s affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
    Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
    Incapable of real human attachment to another
    Unable to feel remorse or guilt
    Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)
    May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

    • Peter June 4, 2012 at 1:43 am #

      I can identify 21 out of 30 potential indicators in your posts with having read very many of them. The other 9, someone would need to know you better to be able to confirm or not.

  10. dave June 4, 2012 at 3:03 am #

    would the people be more amicable to this story if you had bought her noodles? maybe she wont be saying ‘up to you’ next time a guy asks her where she wants to go,you know what they say every day is a school day! I dont know any guys that have not used a bit of manipulation or trickery to get a shag….but the noodles…..the noodles…poor lass didnt even get a bowl of noodles focus on that! Im gonna keep reading your articles because they amuse me and for every guy who is face stroking,wining and dining a chick getting fucked about and played by a girl there is a guy whos just DTF. you are just a out to fuck and make no bones about it.whats the problem!!!!

  11. jim June 4, 2012 at 4:07 am #

    you’re an absolute fucking cock

    • Chris June 4, 2012 at 6:29 am #

      I don’t know you so I don’t know what to say about you so unless your mother Teresa keep your comments to yourself.

  12. Greg June 4, 2012 at 4:30 am #

    I think Chris it would be wise to tame your ego when offering guidance and advice about dating in Thailand. I believe that people read your posts because of the inside information that you offer, and I think that they do respect you for this. I don’t think they read it to learn about your personal exploits and views about women. You have said yourself that you think most of your readers are older expats. Many of these guys will have a deep respect for Thai women and may even be married to a Thai and will find your boasting and dis-respectful attitude highly offensive. If you give people what they want – high quality inside information on how enjoy mutually beneficial sexual relationships with Thai women, then you will increase your fan base considerably.

    • Chris June 4, 2012 at 6:33 am #

      Appreciate the comment Greg, this is just one story I should write about some of the good things how to impress Thai girls romantic stuff but I can only write one thing a day stay tuned i guess.

    • Buttercup June 6, 2012 at 2:51 am #

      Just came to my mind that some of them might even have a teenage daughter going to Chiang Mai university…

      • charlieboz2 June 8, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

        He does like the white skinned ones so they should probably be worried

  13. Wasan Thongchai June 4, 2012 at 4:50 am #

    This is the lowest of lows! You are a disgusting human being and you seem to be proud of it!! Whether there is any truth in it remains to be seen, or you are just spouting off to create attention for yourself!! I knew a guy like you a few years back, big mouth and thought he was he smart ‘wide boy’/man of the world! He came to a sticky end. A father of one of the girls he messed around with sent four Thai guys with sticks and hammers to his apartment! They beat him so bad, he was sent back to his native country in a wheel chair with permanent brain damage!!
    You are walking on thin ice, and you underestimate how revengeful Thais are. You are very naive to think that your actions will not go unnoticed or unpunished!
    Be warned and be very careful young ‘wide boy’ Farang!

    • Chris June 4, 2012 at 6:41 am #

      As a friend of a friend of my ex girlfriend I would expect a comment like that and I don’t underestimate anything Thai’s are revengeful sure but so are farang I lived in LA and believe me if you did shit like that to the wrong person there you’ll end up in the ground not a wheelchair! I’m just regurgitating my experience Mr Chai I suggest you lose the farang attitute and go back to being Thai and look at yourself before you come shout obscenities to me.

    • Nadia August 21, 2013 at 9:20 pm #

      What made you think this bastard is young? He could be 50.

  14. james June 4, 2012 at 6:09 am #

    You’ve managed to screw someone both literally and figuratively, whilst at the same time ensuring they have will a deep mistrust and dislike of all foreign men from now on, which she will also pass on to her friends… Nice work!

    It does make for entertaining reading though…. So I for one will not unsubscribe

  15. Johnnie Walker June 4, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    “I’m not going to apologize for not buying her the noodles, if she was better in bed maybe I would have”

    Maybe if you’d been a man of your word and bought the noodles to begin with she would have been better.
    As with many things in life you often get out what you put in. (in this case a little effort).

  16. John June 4, 2012 at 11:44 am #

    This is quite and amazing story Chris. Since I am currently releasing the judgmental aspect of myself and since you stand by your actions and have no regrets, would you mind if I have this story and the comments published in City Life Magazine? I think it would generate a lot of interest and response from the readers and would liven up a magazine that has good stories some of the time but nothing like this. Just give me the green light and I will go for it or go ahead and give them a call if you share my enthusiasm.

    • Chris June 4, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

      Thanks for the offer John but no you don’t have permission and I doubt the editors would publish it as it as I wouldn’t want you to change the story.

  17. Stein June 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

    Wow, what a bunch of insane responses to what is just a small and very funny story about a girl not getting her noodles. Not like he promised her a car or something. The comments here are looking more and more like thaivisa. Such a shame.

    After reading many of the posts by Mr. Chris here, I was starting to think he did not have much of a sense of humour, but this post proved it wrong.

    ‘ so I ask her “Do you want to go for noodles”. She hangs up the phone.’ Fucking hilarious.

    • Chris June 4, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

      Thanks Stein at least a few of you guys got it.

      • ChiangMaiGuy June 5, 2012 at 1:16 am #

        I think we ‘got it’ Chris

        We will just have to agree to disagree on this one

      • Mike 1 June 5, 2012 at 2:40 am #

        Well I can only say that I am dissappointed. Chris, you have often stated that you are always honest and straight up with the girls and what you do. In this case you lied in your post to attract girls, you got the girl and had your fun, you then lied again to see her a second time, so in the end we have another girl that will spread the word about all Farangs being liars and cheats.
        From the rest of us looking to have a decent friendship with a Thai, thanks a lot!
        You asked her what she wanted to do and she answered up to you, supprise surprise. you know that will be the response as you have said so many times in previous posts. What did you expect.
        I do not like lias and I can now expect that anything else you write is just a fairy tale. I have leant a few things that will be usefull for me in the future from your site but sadly probably nothing much will be forthcoming in the future.
        Mike 1.

        • Chris June 5, 2012 at 6:00 am #

          I am for the most part honest and straight up, the post was used to lure girls into adding me to their MSN with that kind of post you can only imagine the girls that answered right? The girl wasn’t honest with me either she already had a boyfriend which she said she didn’t until i met her in person (I didn’t write that point) believe me that kind of girl is not someone you want for a relationship. If you don’t like liers then you probably shouldn’t live in Thailand because lying is a way of saving face in Thailand and you won’t meet anywhere here who won’t lie to you more than once. As for my posts, they are all true you can’t make this shit up.

    • charlieboz2 June 8, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

      agree; that one line made me laugh out loud for a minute

    • Robiewest May 21, 2013 at 5:28 pm #

      Chris your attitude will change when you are rapped by a gang of lady boys.
      But the post was funny, Read my new book…

      Guys, Dummies 101, How to get laid

      Rule # 1 “get the most for the least”

      • Chris June 3, 2013 at 2:21 am #

        Never heard of your book. your comment was equally funny.

  18. Daniel June 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    I think that a lot of guys are overreacting a bit. First off, most men use some kind of cajoling to get women into the sack. For Chris his best move seems to be taking women to eat common Thai food (noodles) and then to a short time hotel. With this girl he was able to skip to his endgame, getting laid. If you read his other posts he has also made it abundantly clear that he prefers young university girls. Does he find them more attractive, easier to manipulate…I don’t know. Yes the situation of him promising to take the girl one place and never taking her there is fucked up, but eventually she got wise and cut him off. I wonder if you guys would be so upset if she was in her 30s.

    I would also like to add that many Asian women (despite the chaste image some men have of them) tend to be pretty subservient when it comes to sex with men they are in a relationship with or trying to enter into a relationship with. If you have any Asian friends (not western) ask them if a boyfriend can rape a girlfriend or a husband can rape a wife and most will say no. A friend dated a Japanese girl whose ex-boyfriend was, by western standards, a serial rapist because even when she said no he did it anyway but she always took it without complaint and never considered anything wrong with his behavior.

    I only bring this up because I think some of you are under the impression that Chris put the girl in a bad situation. She did not sleep with him because he forced her or did anything unscrupulous, she did it because she thought it was expected and probably necessary to keep a guy who might have potential.

    • Working Tourist June 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

      If you have any Asian female friends that feel comfortable enough to share with you, ask them if they have ever been sexually assaulted.

      Two Asian girls did (of their own choosing) open up to me; their stories did not involve physical violence, but it was clear they felt it as an assault, and to this day, still carries around the bad memory.

      I’m not saying Chris assaulted this girl, we don’t know all the facts and she did go with him a second time (though it could have been she hoped to get some sort of closure), but claiming that Asian women are subservient when it comes to sex is ignorant. They experience sexual assault / exploitation the same as a falang.

      • Chris June 5, 2012 at 5:52 am #

        I did no assault anyone she even undressed herself! Anyone who claims otherwise is asking for trouble.

        • ChiangMaiGuy June 6, 2012 at 2:31 am #

          It’s not an assault obviously and I can’t believe anyone thinks it is. I think some of us think you could have been a bit kinder 🙂 I have a golden rule:

          all girls are fair play but I don’t promise anything and if asked ‘are you serious’ I am truthful and say ‘no’ and I have lost some gorgeous girls because of
          it (and gained some who respect my honesty). I try to be a ‘kind hunter’ :p

  19. Jefke June 5, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

    Have you ever thought about the feelings of this girl? She clearly was interested in some social contact, a friendly chat. The noodles were just a way to get that. After you got your 5 minutes of pleasure you could have bought the noodles for her, or even let her buy the noodles. She was looking for some respect, not for food.

    • ChiangMaiGuy June 6, 2012 at 9:32 am #

      This was my point too – it wasn’t the sex (fair game) but she probably needed some social interaction and she was almost certainly lonely, away from home and needed to feel some connection.

      I would have given her a bit of warmth – but I’m a softy I guess.

      This doesn’t make Chris a monster or anything like that – I guess when you post it publicly on a blog there will be reaction. Hope she’s ok anyway…

      • Chris June 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

        She is fine guys trust me.

        • charlieboz2 June 8, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

          I think (from reading the comments) that a lot of guys feel like she is a poor, innocent naive first year uni student. I am guessing if you had put in that she already had a boyfriend she would not be getting as much sympathy. My personal opinion is ‘fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me’. She should have told you her favourite noodle shop…

        • tom April 30, 2013 at 8:29 pm #

          sure, like you care

  20. Buttercup June 6, 2012 at 3:08 am #

    Some readers violently reacted to this story not because it is one of a kind and not because she did not get her noodles. This is a case of aggravation by accumulation. At one point the cynical attitude and total disrespect Chris shows for those girls is a bit tiring.

    Some will just stop reading him. As for me, despite the disgust I feel at what he sometime expresses (implied or not) on this blog, I still believe there is some useful piece of info to be taken, so I will continue reading. In the hope that this one post was, and will stay, the worst.

    And despite my critics, Chris, I give you a lot of credit for having the guts to share that and let even the most critic (not to say hateful) comments flow in.


    • ChiangMaiGuy June 6, 2012 at 9:35 am #

      Yes give Chris credit – he doesn’t ‘censor’ what he doesn’t like and he puts all our points on here so that’s a real PLUS for him and his blog (which I shall keep reading and supporting).

      We might not all agree or like it but the dude tells it ‘as it is’ for him. Good stuff and good attitude from you Buttercup!

  21. gashbell June 6, 2012 at 5:48 pm #


    I think the moral of your story others want you see and learn from this is:

    For Fuck’s sake, Buy the fucking noodles for the poor fucking girl next time!

    You want to learn Thai, but the biggest Thai custom people belive in here you missed, is Karma and doing good deeds.

    And today’s PSA is sponsored by the letter “F”

    • Mike 1 June 7, 2012 at 12:54 am #

      This is all getting soooo luvvy duvvy it brings a tear to the eye.
      ChaingMai guy, next time when I am up that way can I call around for a hug?
      Just joking!! keep up the input guys great stuff.
      Mike 1.

      • ChiangMaiGuy June 7, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

        a hug? sure… but buy me some noodles???

        • Mike 1 June 8, 2012 at 7:29 am #

          Hey man for a bowl of noodles I would expect something very special as a boom boom appears to be not enough. What u got? perhaps u can set me up with a couple of those georgous girls that you lost by being too honest. I will just have to keep my mouth shut and not say I wont hang around for the wedding.

  22. james June 7, 2012 at 8:58 am #

    Chris you stand by your actions, and you haven’t shown any remorse in spite of all the criticism… and I get that for some people abusing others can be “hilarious”, however do you not at least feel a bit bad for the girl? I know you didn’t kill her parents or anything, but still… I mean she never did anything to you right?

    • Chris June 7, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      The criticism comes from a small majority of people, most people would read the article and laugh it’s just those guys who feel so strngly do they comment so I’m not really worried. I don’t feel bad for the girl at all, it’s all a game and she got played honestly it happened a year ago she’s all but forgotten about it I’m sure.

      • Working Tourist June 7, 2012 at 9:45 am #

        Chris, since you often write about getting sex with random girls, I think you have attracted a lot of male readers who admire you and this tilts the comments toward the positive, even when you do messed up stuff.

        Take ChiangMaiGuy, he seems to agree that your actions are wrong, yet still comes off as an ass-kisser.

        Your other post about “getting revenge on a scammer”, according to yourself, this attracted mostly positive comments, yet my attempt of an objective reading tells me a story of you asking a girl, who you already knew had no interest in you, for a second date, and when she confirmed what you already knew, you acted childish by changing the order to something she didn’t eat and ran from the bill. When the same story was posted to another forum, it attracted negative comments, as I think it would do most other places than this blog.

        So I think when the comments on this blog are negative, you should not take that lightly.

        • ChiangMaiGuy June 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm #

          Take ChiangMaiGuy, he seems to agree that your actions are wrong, yet still comes off as an ass-kisser

          WTF??? I made my point but gave credit to the guy for posting even negative comments – is this going to change into a ‘fuck the other posters’ ThaiVisa type pissing contest? stick to the subject and stop naming calling dude ok?

        • Chris June 8, 2012 at 7:10 am #

          From now on any comment too negative to other readers will be deleted, I don’t mind what people say about me so much but I think you’re right the derogatory comments should be directed at me not other readers.

        • Working Tourist June 8, 2012 at 8:24 am #

          Sorry about that — I re-read your comments and I see my impression of you was wrong. I had gotten the impression that you had a man-crush on Chris, but I see your comments on this post are in alignment with the rest.

          And I didn’t mean to randomly attack other posters, my overall point (with my comment) was that Chris (on this blog) have a generous audience, so when this audience stirs up a storm, he shouldn’t take it lightly (i.e. call it a vocal minority (or did you actually mean majority, Chris?)), and I needed an example of how the audience was generally willing to look through his awful behavior — I should have quoted an actual comment, but given Chris’ comment, I’ll refrain from commenting on other people.

    • Working Tourist June 7, 2012 at 9:24 am #

      In a previous post Chris mentions he made a living from scamming falang, in another he mentions kicking a guy lying down, and then there are the posts about how to manipulate girls into doing things they don’t want to.

      I think Chris has a pretty unambiguous track record when it comes to empathy.

  23. Milbrath June 7, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

    Let me start by applauding you. Well done.

    However, the second time you should have bought her noodles and you would have probably kept a fuck buddy for quite some time. Noodles are a cheap price to pay for dial-a-booty.

    I hope you at least were able to hit it bareback. What good is a college girl if you can’t hit it raw? That’s how I roll anyway.

    BTW… do you have her number or MSN?

    • Chris June 8, 2012 at 7:16 am #

      sorry buddy can’t give out that info. I don’t care who the girl is you should always wear protection.

      • Milbrath June 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

        I didn’t really want her info, I was joking. No shortage of cute cum dumps in Thailand.

  24. quilty17 June 7, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    Wow.. so much hand-wringing over a little slut girl. I mean this girl had a bf already and was willing to cheat on him and to sleep with a total stranger farang guy on first “date” just because he told her he was rich. If she has any brain at all the lesson she will learn from this is next time a guy claims to be rich first ask to see his car or penthouse condo before spreading your legs 😉

    I suppose some of the experienced “player” girls we run into on the online dating sites (many such in Bangkok) started as naive as this girl but then quickly learned and now they are the ones playing the guys. So maybe this girl should be the one buying noodles for Chris to thank him for a free lesson 😉

    As for me I would not do what Chris does, is just not my style, but I can appreciate the humor in turning the tables sometime.

    And please stop worrying about Chris giving foreign guys a bad rep. For everything he does there are 10000 thai guys who do the same or worse…. and it would in fact be nice if the girls did not see us as stupid walking ATMs all the time…

    • ChiangMaiGuy June 8, 2012 at 9:07 am #

      a little slut girl??? did I miss something? jeeze…

  25. Mr Nobody June 7, 2012 at 9:00 pm #

    Dude – Next time a Thai girl lies, cheats, steals and breaks your heart – You will know that your Karma had something to do with it. 😉

    bad boy!

  26. Johnnie Walker June 8, 2012 at 9:29 am #

    Do unto others as you would be done by.

    • Milbrath June 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

      Or do to others what others have done to you?

  27. kssaint August 4, 2012 at 10:53 am #

    This is how I read the story:
    Chris: Let’s Have sex, then we go eat noodle
    Gal: Mmm… (say nothing but get on the bed. isn’t it a form of consent?)
    After the deed…
    Chris: Why you agree to sleep with me?
    Gal: I have done it before, why not?

    So it’s not illegal (mutual consent) and it’s not immoral (the gal does not care more about her vigina than a bowl of soup, that sets her moral standard. For those who force the gal to wear the hat of your moral standard, feel lucky you get your standard in your country or culture or upbringing).
    In worse case, the gal can sue Chris for breaking an oral contract of sex for noodle. Is this considered prostitution? Or cases in Singapore (sales girls sleep with company CEO for deals) are considered prostitution or bribery? In their case it’s bribery not prostitution. And to think of it, in high society of more than a bowl of noodle, same thing could happen. We live in a jungle, eat or be eaten (or someone said fucking or being fucked)
    Anyway I’d suggest Chris that since you said you would’ve bought her the noodle if she’s a good shag, then you should tell her she’s judged on merit/performance, then I suppose she can work for what she wants. If the first ‘cheat’ is a revenge for her being late lost your chance with Yee, then the 2nd time should be more than revenge but education (on procrastination, performance for goal, whatever)?

  28. Ade September 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    I don’t think it’s about the noodles. No relationship will break up over 30 baht noodles. Many Thai ladies will date In the expectation of presents or “help” for their families. Noodles, I am sure the lady will prefer a gold Bracelet.

  29. Craig September 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

    Sad story…for the guy. What a loser to see that as a result.

    Wow – you can have sex with a Thai girl for free, and?

    Surely you would have had a better time if you had more than sex, a connection, some fun, whatever, sex is great but so is the chemistry between you and another person and learning a bit about each other.

    There are many great Thai girls worth meeting, getting to know a little or maybe a lot more. Given the prices of prostitutes you would surely just be as well as using prostitutes rather than trying to deceive people…

    You can have a great laugh and good fun with Thai girls so there’s no need for the crap experience you seem to be going for…

    • Chris September 8, 2012 at 12:28 am #

      omg dude this is the funniest story every written about Thailand, I tell Thai guys this story all the time I’ve never seen anyone but laught at it! It’s clear you just don’t get laid as much as I do.

  30. Gerry September 10, 2012 at 2:13 am #

    The bottom line is that she hung up the phone, that tells it all she was not impressed, the girl was naive trusted you and you let her down. Cannot say simpler than that.

  31. Steve September 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

    This is fucking disgusting. It’s people like you that give Thailand a bad name.
    I’m not Mother Teresa but you are most definitely a fucking cock.

    • Chris September 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

      Wake up Steve, you say it’s disgusting but give no reason, it’s true that your just jelous because you don’t have the balls to do something like this but rather get pussywhipped into buying sushi for some Thai girl and her friends, you my friend are the reason why so many guys get taken for a ride in Thailand.

      • kasper November 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

        Chris, do you honestly need Steve to clarify the reason?

        Anyway, seems to be a pattern, that posters who disagree with you have smaller balls or gets laid less than you 😀

        • Chris November 27, 2012 at 2:32 pm #

          lol, it’s true, most guys walking around don’t have the kahunas to pull something like this off.

  32. jake October 1, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    You sound like a potential rapist.Creepy.

  33. Chiang Mai Girl October 3, 2012 at 6:31 am #

    I am a Thai girl and used to have good view about wenterners who are living in Thailand or probably I have already met nice people, both males and females. I have been teaching yoga for soem westerners and they are so kind and generous. I think now I might need to change my concept after reading how Chris has been treating Thai girls. I think if I had been one of the girls, Chris would have now no more tool to f_ _ _ around like an animal like he has been doing. I have no better word to say but ” Go back to your homeland”. I would not want to say ” Go to hell” but probably that was where you came from.

    • Chris October 3, 2012 at 6:42 am #

      Don’t worry because like I’ve said before, stay away from Thai girls who speak English therefore you’d never have a chance with me anyway.

  34. patrick October 6, 2012 at 7:27 am #

    Chris…that is what we call a doosh in Canada and Im pretty sure the folks back in Oz would agree. Dont be a cunt and ruin it for the rest of the guys. Remember to clean up after yourself and leave it as you found it.

    • Chris October 6, 2012 at 8:45 am #

      Your from Canada, nuff said.

  35. rtclaus October 6, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

    Just think how different this would have turned out if you just would have bought her the noodles Chris. Nobody would be jumping your shit about it…..lol

    • Johnnie Walker October 7, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

      Hardly the way to win friends and influence people.

      • Chris October 7, 2012 at 7:01 pm #

        My comment is a little harsh I’ll give you that I was probably wasted when I wrote it. But that’s just how I am, so what if I didn’t buy the girl noodles and had I bought her noodles it wouldn’t really be a funny story if people don’t get that it’s unlikely we’d be friends anyway.

        • Johnnie Walker October 8, 2012 at 5:52 pm #

          Just to be clear Chris, my comment was in response to your harsh comment above, not on your actions. I’d already commented briefly on those early in the topic.

  36. JoeWarner October 8, 2012 at 11:02 am #

    Come on, people.. Lay off Chris. At least he didn’t sodomize the girl. If it was me, I’d go straight for the brown eye.
    And going for the noodle, it could have meant that she would suck on Chris’ limp dick (aka noodle).

  37. I'd like to sodomize Chris lol October 16, 2012 at 8:40 pm #

    That’s the thing. I’m the last to care about “morality”, but I do care about politeness and discretion while on our playgrounds of SEA. The more 40-year old creeps like you that openly roam around in Thailand just to have sex, behave badly and brag about it, the more it ruins the game (and any respect we’ve got left as farangs) for all of us in the future (and for you as well when you’ll be past 50 or 60, think about it).

    Anything goes in Thailand and I love this, but somethimes I think there should be a license test before coming to Thailand to make sure the mongers understand the basics of politeness and blending in, so as not to disturb our precious pussy ecosystem. You have already ran off to Chiang Mai (I guess) because it was cheapert and less spoiled than BKK; when CM will be full of similar creeps, the girls grown more wary and the prices become more expensive, where will we all go? The time will come sooner than we think when your thousand euros a month and meagre savings won’t go far anymore…

    The big problem is not your intensive shagging, it’s the bragging. Middle class Thais don’t care if obese guys wearing singlets are fucking bargirls all day long in Pattaya. But when you brag about fucking all the good family “freebies” then its an offense to the whole country. Understand, I don’t give a shit about Anglo versions of morality but I just don’t want to be the one that will be beaten up in a racially motivated attack some day because of people like you… (this is also coming sooner than we think)

    You’re not the most obnoxious blogger around, by far. But it just seems most guys who start a blog centered around their
    own lifestyle share that type of obnoxious personality and that bragging needs.

    • Chris October 17, 2012 at 8:59 am #

      Firstly I’m 32y/o to start with, i’m not obese and I make a lot more money than 1000 euros a month! I live in Chiang Mai because my family live here (my parents) plus many other reasons. Your comment comes from someone who read one single post on my website and think they know everything about me. Thai people tell me not to fuck the dark bar slags in Pattaya so I won’t anymore Chiang Mai well it’s been overrun for years I’m not on a mission to go to every single province in Thailand to see where the best pussy is at. Thai’s don’t hate farang and they never will, you think I’m bad trying knowing some Thai guys, there’s a reason why Thai girls say Thai guys are no good.

  38. yardarm October 19, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

    what a great story, what is the name of the website you scored the chicks from? i wanna give it a go, i can write and speak thai…

    • Chris October 20, 2012 at 2:46 am #


  39. kevin October 22, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

    Chris is the man. I just came from Laos where i pulled this shit all the time. A couple hundred girls over a few years. I miss it. The truth is these girls are dumb as shit, and if you sex them or don’t sex them, they seem not to care. So I figure we may as well have sex with them. I have no experience with Thai girls yet, but being in Nong Khai for 3 weeks I’ve had 2 girls so far. One met off a website and the other works at 7-11. Had sex with both of them the first time they came over. Sex for them is like taking a shower, they just do it. Sorry but it’s the truth.

  40. kevin October 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm #

    ok i shouldn’t say they are all dumb as shit, but the ones that we get free sex from are not always the brightest. talking about morals and ethics and all that, give me a break. if that girl had her own morals she wouldn’t have laid down so easily to sex chris in the first place. This country, with all it’s ‘mia nois’ and prostitution and corruption, is the last place to talk about morals and ethics. morals and ethics here are all at a very superficial level, we can all see that. alot of us come here because we can do this shit with girls. and i don’t apologize for doing it.

  41. dave October 27, 2012 at 3:45 am #

    Its not even funny dude – Karma will get you after all this is Thailand – your an idiot!

  42. Gewitterhexe November 10, 2012 at 10:10 am #

    History always repeats itself doesn’t it… Take one good honest look at yourself and see if being a white knight really paid off that well for you. It’s the Bad Boys who are having all the fun, think about it.

    Am 20 years old and just moved to Pattaya recently, loving all of the content on this blog. Chris is Legendary!

  43. divorcedguy December 26, 2012 at 11:25 am #

    You can do an act that makes the world a little bit of a better place or one that makes it a little worse. up to you.

  44. guacamole January 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm #

    That you didn’t buy her noodles the second time is very bad form. I mean surely there should have been a reward for her obedience and innocence. Maybe she would have given you another round in the hay and for only a bowl of noodles.

    You sound like a bit of a PIG. I admire your guile and cunning, but I think you are the kind of guy who will one day rape a young girl and get set on fire by angry villiagers and you give other men a bad rap. Either that or you just tell a good story and that is your fantasy.

  45. Finn January 29, 2013 at 9:31 am #

    That’s not acceptable behaviour. I feel so bad for the poor girl.
    No wonder farangs are not trusted.

  46. Laszlo January 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm #

    Have your books been proofread by someone who is literate?
    Or should I expect the same disjointed syntax I read in your blog?

    • Chris January 30, 2013 at 6:16 am #

      lol actually yes.

  47. Jon February 6, 2013 at 7:36 am #

    I feel truly ashamed to be a farang (thank god not the same nationality as you) having read this, what a selfish, lying, heartless, egotistical wanker you are. I find some of your blogs interesting, like you I do like Thailand for the sexy girls and easy sex, but this account must be one of the most shameless things I’ve ever seen someone dare to admit in a blog. Poor girl, I’m guessing she was probably hoping to meet a farang boyfriend or gik, you stood up one girl for another whom you mislead into a short time for some convenient sex which you didnt seem to enjoy, then have the gall to try it on her again. Honestly I’d rather pay for a bar girl than go through such an embarrassing situation, next time try going to spicy and being a real man and competing with others to win over a girl who knows the score and is truly up for an anonymous shag, you’ll find it far more worthwhile. To other readers, sadly some farangs get away with this here, saddos, most manage to get some enjoyable sex, not all the sexpats are quite as bad as this. After 10 years here I thought i had heard it all. Chris, i think you need to take a reality check.

    • Chris February 24, 2013 at 7:48 am #

      lol, well if you were a VIP you’d know that I’ve done far worse than this especially to my last girlfriend. It’s clear your jelous and ignorant, why would you compete for the affection of a bar girl, what a loser.

  48. Bam February 24, 2013 at 7:04 pm #

    Do you have a heart,CHRIS?

    WELCOME, and LOVED you all, NO MATTER WHERE ARE YOU FROM … would be nice, if don’t go around destroying other human beings ,PLEASE…

    Normally, I think farang they are good. I’m honest not think about money.I mean good country,good education and I loved soldier that they protect the country (hard work) and see the UN to help poor people,I feel so proud about farang, that I have watched on TV and have only positive thinking when I was child.

    Now, I read this blog …huhhhhhhhhh! and shouldn’t believe it. (I know you don’t care)

    Of course this blog are different story that I never know which I shouldn’t believe it that REALLY farang have done in THIALAND and what they think about Thai people especially how to hunt a Thai girl And another side I’m so sorry for farang too that the girl didn’t treat them nice even they have a GOOD heart. Howeve, better should not hurt for each other. LOVE make this world are colorful.

    Anyway, thanks so much CHRIS!

    Take Care!

    • Chris February 26, 2013 at 1:04 am #

      Don’t believe everything you watch on TV.

  49. Alex March 9, 2013 at 8:24 am #

    You are the most disgusting guy I have ever read of on the internet. I hope that all the things you have written in this page are just fantasies of your corrupted mind.

    Anyway I understand why many Thais hate farangs… you americans and australian scam are just sex addicted animals without a purpose in your life.

    Hopefully one day you will realize that what you do is horrible.

    • Chris March 9, 2013 at 10:40 am #

      Actually it’s all true and we do have a purpose, and that’s to bang as many chicks as we can, something wrong with that?

  50. John March 14, 2013 at 12:50 am #

    Whether the act of Chris is wrong or right is not important.He shared the story and the girl did not reject him. It needs two hands to clap.I really like Chris’ statement” People have standards and morals I get that I just don’t”. He make it clear and told his purpose is to bang as many chicks he can, nothing wrong with him, at least he is honest and maintains his consistency as an evil.

  51. Satarn March 15, 2013 at 1:34 pm #

    ai-chad-chouw!!!! and cow-ta-ra-chouw!!! i don’t know how to say, now u stay in Thailand is my country isn’t your, Please respect ours country. although eastern girl have difference culture you should’t decide by your bad manner.

  52. Sat March 16, 2013 at 9:31 am #

    Why do you live in Thailand? With out respect! what do you want here?! Its notthing for you, go home go back to your country go away from Thailand we don’t want stupid idiot Farand here!

    • Chris May 4, 2013 at 7:03 am #

      If you read the story and still can’t figure out why I live here I don’t know how to better explain it.

  53. kevin March 17, 2013 at 9:46 am #

    Some of the guys who come on here don’t seem to read or understand anything about Thai girls or Thailand. The ONLY reason that Thai girl answered Chris on the website was because she thought he had money. AND she already had a boyfriend. She probably thought Chris was a dumb farang who would buy her a new Ipad if she asked for it. I say good he didn’t buy her the damn noodles. He got what he wanted, end of story. Some of you guys on here are just older lonely fat guys who think the Thai whores are really nice people because they PAY ATTENTION to you. I am lonely at the moment, but I am holding out for a nice girl, I’d never hook up seriously with a whore. This student Chris fucked just never had the chance to ask him for money yet, but I am guessing she would’ve, or she wouldn’t have answered his rich man ‘ad’ in the first place. Keep it up Chris

  54. frankie t March 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm #

    the best store i read ………….
    this sounds like something i have done over 20y ago in Sydney ,

    • Chris March 31, 2013 at 3:14 am #

      glad you liked it 🙂

  55. Jbone April 14, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

    Well said Bob,

    Chris I did like this website, but you do sound like a low life piece of shit to be fair and a bit of a loser at that. Girl was only 18. As Bob said, yeah it must take a real big set of balls to fuck over an 18 year old. I’m not saying she’s completely innocent in all of this but she is certainly naive and you took full advantage of that. You expect people to congratulate you for not raping this girl?

    Real piece of shit…

    • Chris May 4, 2013 at 7:06 am #

      I didn’t rape anyone dumbass read the story and please explain how I fucked her over. I doubt you can speak Thai and I doubt you’ve ever even been on the site I met this girl at, if you’d had you wouldn’t be making your uneducated comment.

      • ThaiDatingTips July 18, 2013 at 12:34 pm #

        White Knights love to throw down the rape accusations against other guys who are living the life that they can’t. It makes them feel better about themselves for not being able to get laid.

  56. Pattaya Punter May 3, 2013 at 6:37 am #

    Bit late to the party here, but figure I’ll chime in just the same.

    She said it was up to him, he went where he wanted. At the end of the day she’s a big girl and agreed to fuck. What’s the big deal? Go live in Japan…they’re a lot less hung up on sex…it’s just sex lol. Then you all wouldn’t feel like riding in all white knight style for these Thai women.

    Also, fool me once, shame on me…fool me twice…she agreed to seconds 😉

  57. peppo May 14, 2013 at 6:51 am #

    why you have to make up such bullshit stories?
    do you really wish to prove that you are smarter than Thai girls from the mountains to a bunch of virtual fools. I bet you are a fat old fart who cannot even get it up.
    get a life man, or just suck it!

    • Chris May 15, 2013 at 9:52 am #

      I didn’t make anything up, this is a true story.

  58. BBk May 15, 2013 at 11:52 am #

    oops. this is really disgusting story. do not follow this foolish guy,

    • Chris August 16, 2013 at 3:15 pm #

      thanks for reading 😉

  59. Rob May 18, 2013 at 9:55 am #

    This story was hilarious. The second “date” had me laughing at my desk. Su su!

  60. Mark May 18, 2013 at 4:42 pm #

    Lot of jealous hatred. Some of you guys should grow a pair. How many guys have you seen get fucked over? And I mean really screwed financially not missing out on a B30 bowl of noodles. And the women not only won’t give it a second thought but think it is funny to bleed men dry.

    She had chances to back out if she wanted. Stop treating women like spoiled little children and they will stop acting like it.

  61. Expat July 19, 2013 at 12:45 am #

    That was a sad story for all involved. Having some fun with a girl is one thing but needlessly treating her like shit and not even having the decency to buy her some god damned noodles is pathetic.

    Sure, you didn’t *have* to buy her anything or treat her with a even modicum of respect but a man’s character shows not in the things he is forced to do but those he does by choice.

    In short; you sound like a proper little cunt.

    • Chris July 19, 2013 at 3:23 am #

      Well thanks for the comment I guess. Still amazes me how many people get annoyed that I didn’t buy some chick noodles. OK So you go buy some girl sushi for 1000 baht and get nothing then your a proper chump. You sound jealous to me.

      • พี่ยาน July 21, 2013 at 4:06 am #

        You’re not a dumb man, and sure you know what most people here are trying to tell you is that you just behave like someone that most of us Thais would spit in the face right after beating you up. Chris, the only thing I can recommend you is to not fool around like this with my people.
        You don’t care about this comment, and neither I care about what you do, but if someone does this with someone of my Thai family members or close friends, you’d be found dead in the roadside I promise you. And this happened with a guy from the Uni I used to play soccer in BKK. Sometimes I wished we could reintroduce the corporal punishment for westerners. Really.

        • Chris July 22, 2013 at 2:16 am #

          Yes, Please kill me for not buying some girl noodles.

  62. fuqdissite July 26, 2013 at 11:26 am #

    You’re stupid farang. You’re disgusting to me..
    You’re too dirty.
    You’re not worth to living in Thailand dude..
    Beware.. someday you will be killed by thai girl..
    and no one will regret.

    • Chris August 16, 2013 at 2:49 pm #

      grow up

  63. Mike T July 26, 2013 at 7:11 pm #

    That was one of the funniest things I’ve read. Keep ’em coming.

  64. Dan August 22, 2013 at 4:05 pm #

    Hey Chris! Wondering if you could send me your address in Chiang Mai. I’ll be visiting next month and would love to come by with some people and beat the shit out of you. Now that I know what you look like, I can keep an eye out for your subhuman douche face.

  65. Pono August 25, 2013 at 2:21 am #

    My guess is that you won’t publish this comment. You have proven what kind of person you are. I hope one day you get what you deserve. That you exploit the wrong female, find yourself roughed up, taken apart, and what is left of you–you deal with the pain. Maybe then, you won’t think you are such a bad ars for exploiting a country girl. You are a piece of crap. Not worth the space you take and air you breath. You are despicable. I have been in law enforcement for years, and not sitting quietly on this one. I hope the authorities deal with you in the manner needed.

    Pal, there is a whole UN world outside of your dirty world. You lure, groom and exploit young females. I hope one day you pay for what you are doing–hurting innocent females, and you find yourself sitting behind bars…eating noodles. It is always arrogant dick heads like you who bring your own demise. This is how it always rolls with POS like you.
    Maybe one day the table is turned, and you find a knife at your throat or a gun in your back. What will you do, then?

    You have so much to write; you have so much to say. But, you are a chicken shit and won’t publish this comment. Just watch. And, speaking of watching–at the rate you are going, you might want to watch your back. One day you will cross the wrong person, thug or human trafficker and they’ll tick you off. You have thought about this, haven’t you? You could be on someone else’s playing field, not your own cheap world.

    • Chris August 25, 2013 at 6:27 am #

      I’ve published worse comments. Good luck to you.

  66. SKarl September 3, 2013 at 2:25 pm #

    hhmm GREAT.. You admit that u re an Australian..
    Hey all people there..
    No wonder this man acts and acted like shit because he is an AUSTRALIAN..
    And he knows only having sex sex and has some fun..
    He does nothing important that give positive CONTRIBUTION to the environment..
    No wonder coz ure an australian.. Most of australian i met on the street usually Fresh brain (u know the meaning of this terminology? Empty brain, fresh coz never been used)

    and YOU Chris.. you should be ashamed.. really ashamed.. none with brain in the right place would be proud writing about this.
    If this country has the legal that rules about this, you already across the line.. U dont show any dignity and respert as per HUMAN being.
    Only Animal that does this.
    I believe all other normal western people will spit on you.. You are sick..
    and NOTHING in you to be proud of!.
    Why dont you just do something in your country instead of messing around in other country?
    I know..
    Coz ure a RUBBISH for your own country.. Even they dont want you there.. or u just a person that is a failure in ur country!
    Too bad ur parents never teach you how to act as a gentleman!

    • Chris July 20, 2014 at 1:37 pm #

      You know what i read all these comments again for the first time in a year and most of the people saying im an ass for not buying the girls boodles is funny. How many times have you guys invited a gitl back to watch a movie or have a drink yet ur only intention was to have sex. What if u didnt whatch the movie or didnt have that drink? Ever happen? In thailand u you food as an introduction as a hello. Have you eaten yet? You think people realy care if youve eaten? You cant say to a thai girl well not this kind of girl “lets go bang” even if thats what she wants. Have u eaten yet lets go eat? Same thing she was young and unexperienced but nothing about the experience was about noodles or buying anything. The girl snuck out of her dorm room two times after 10pm what just to have noodles? I still cant believe the comments here.


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