Login | Register

Stupid dating profiles on ThaiFriendly.com

I've had a membership on Thai Friendly for the past 2 months checking it out comparing it against the other dating websites here in Thailand. Any dating website works well as long as it has 3 components. The ability to send and receive messages and has chat enabled. Though for me I hate using the chat because I'd rather be talking on the phone so I typically disable this feature. After searching through ThaiFriendly I found that the class of girls on there are much lower than what I found on Thai Love Links. But that's OK for me because I prefer a simple farm girl over a hi-so stuck up cow any day.

Anyway while using the ThaiFriendly.com Thailand dating site I came accross a whole bunch of ridiculous profiles. Sometimes these girls just don't think and surprisingly they are very open as well. Here are 5 stupid dating profiles I came accross with explanations on why if you come accross these girls you should just block them immediately.

Thai girl want's an Iphone

Thai girl want's an Iphone

So here is a 19y/o good looking Thai girl her title reads "หาคนรักจริง" which means "looking for someone who really loves me". Then she goes on to say in Thai that she's looking for someone who will love her for real, love long time, easy to talk to, not serious. Wow sounds like a great girl right? Until her last statement.
อยากได้ iPhone 5 คัยใจดีซื้อหน่อยค่ะ
I want an Iphone 5, who is nice enough to buy one for me?

Now a lot of these girls get annoyed when guys message them for sex yet they don't seem to mind asking for laptops, iPhone and other stupid shit they really don't need. This girl is high maintenance she doesn't really want real love she wants a sugar daddy. I'm sorry but it's not going to be me!

Thai girl doesn't want sex cam!

Thai girl doesn't want sex cam

So take a look at this profile http://www.thaifriendly.com/JewlyJewly seems like an alright profile but what a dumb ass. She puts up all her photos where she's in bikini's shows off her cleavage half dressed then tells people she doesn't like sex cam she hates it! I'm sure she gets more than enough people sending those requests normally but putting up photo's like that what can she expect just stupid.

Thai girls want expensive meals

Well you know me, I don't mind spending 1300 baht on a bottle of black but when it comes to girls i'm happy to just buy a bowl of noodles and get down to it. When a girl says she only wants to eat Fuji or something else I'd rather pass on the girl. Mostly because I honestly believe this kinda girl is just fishing for a free meal. Take this girl for example http://www.thaifriendly.com/Mayfriendly there is already an area on your profile to say what kind of foods she likes saying that she likes Fuji in the header is a dead giveaway she's fishing for a free meal.

The sexiest ladyboy on ThaiFriendly.com

thai ladyboy

The guy who runs Thai Friendly does an awesome job deleting spam profiles and making sure there are no under aged girls on the site and in terms of lady-boys he does a good job of making sure that the lady-boys are in the right section but looks like he missed one. Though I'm not sure if he should change this one because she/he is probably the best looking lady-boy I've ever seen on the site and actually better looking than 95% of the girls.

Thai Girl Just Wants Sex

thai girl just wants sex

Actually this isn't a stupid profile it's probably one of very few profiles that has a Thai girl openly admitting that she wants sex and with Tits like this i'm sure she is getting a million messages a day and after this post goes through i'm sure she's going to get another few thousand. Personally though I don't like girls like this, they bore me easily and are too loose. Some guys like a real experienced girl but in Thailand that could mean Aids and other nasty shit you can pick up. Give this slut a pass.

Tip for using ThaiFriendly.com

I'm honestly not a big fan of free dating sites, too many guys on them, think about it. When you use a free dating site so does everyone else and you can send so many messages from them that the girls get overwhelmed and don't respond to you. I still prefer Thai Cupid which has less guys using it making the odds more in your favour. That said the trick to using ThaiFriendly is still to send as many messages to girls as you can therefore the only way to do that is to pay the monthly fee.

You can pay for a year which makes it cheaper if you use it a lot but I disagree with this method, you need remove your profile every 25 days and make a new one because then you'll show up as a new member and everyone wants to check out the new members!!

If you havn't used the website before here's the deal. It's free to use but you can only send one message every 10 minutes, that's OK and it was for me until you meet these girls who keep sending you stupid messages every 10 minutes for which you reply and ask for her number and it takes 10 messages to get her number so you've just wasted 2 hours! That's why the free thing doesn't work, try it out and you'll see what I mean.

Related Posts:

Related Posts:

About Chris

Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

52 Responses to Stupid dating profiles on ThaiFriendly.com

  1. Wayne October 29, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    If a girl were to see that you had made an example of her profile here and asked you to take it off would you?

    • Chris October 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

      Sure, strange question though, was one your girlfriend?

      • Bob Smith October 30, 2012 at 10:29 am #

        Nice one Chris lol!! Probably is 5555555!!

      • Bee April 10, 2014 at 5:05 am #

        Thai lady not bad everybody.just have some girl ka.

        • Peter Foerster April 28, 2015 at 9:13 am #


    • Peter Foerster April 28, 2015 at 9:10 am #

      you are right……they got bad character……..better you enjoy Pina Babys from Philippines

      • Micky August 5, 2015 at 3:04 pm #

        Pinoy better when it comes to sex.

  2. Ebumby November 4, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

    The 21 year old doesn’t just “want sex.” She’s obviously peddling her puss. She’s a bar girl with a creative ad.

    I have met Thai girls who just want to get banged. They don’t advertise it. You find out when they call you at 10pm and tell you to come over. Crazy place it is. Have been here 1.5 years.

    • notyourcuppa November 7, 2012 at 3:38 am #

      I’d second this but isn’t late-night booty call a universal practice?

      I believe even Amish people would have some signal of their own for this kind of thing.

  3. K. November 12, 2012 at 6:25 pm #


    This is an interesting post, Chris!

    Two funniest points about women are that we are contradictory, but ALWAYS right and that men should not understand our ways of thinking too well. We do not always mean what we say. If you don’t like it, simply turn gay. We won’t be sorry that you suddenly prefer guys!

    You have a right to dismiss or slag off any profiles in private. However, as a guy, you appear a little catty to more or less put up a wall of shame here. Any hidden agenda? Any bad experience with Thai girls? Any past rejection? I think the more you go on about this, the less gentlemanly you appear. Those girls have a right as much as you do to post their profiles, although they might have somewhat made fools of themselves in doing so. You have made a fool of yourself, too. You are not any better than them despite of your efforts.

    There should be a girl for every guy; who are you to judge? If you don’t like their profile, move your bum on and away!

    • Chris November 12, 2012 at 6:31 pm #

      My heart bleeds

      • somporn October 21, 2013 at 12:59 am #

        Yes.I’m agree with you

      • Lawless February 1, 2015 at 4:12 am #

        “My heart bleeds”. . . great come back! How long did it take you to come up with that?

        She’s right. You are a total misogynist and she completely bitch slapped you. You are not a gentleman.

        • bryan June 12, 2015 at 1:10 pm #

          To be a misogynist they have to born a female. These are not, none of them. All ladyboys, can tell easily but maybe not Chris.

          Thai love links has a mix. Thai friendly all blokes.

        • David November 21, 2015 at 9:43 pm #

          LOL bryan are you some sort of idiot? Most of the women on Thai friendly are women and have been born as such so that would make Chris misogynist.

          Also “ladyboys” (aka transgender women) are women also or are you seriously going to declare that the likes of Buck Angel (a female to male transgender) is still a woman simply because he has a vagina? Before you answer you might want to Google him and see what he looks like. If you refer to him as “she” then you’re simply following your outdated ignorant view about “birth defining gender” despite seeing someone who is phenotypically male (which is arguably more important than chromosomes which have shown themselves to not be binary as there are variations).

          Even if we agree with your idiocy then Chris is still a bigot who seemingly hates Thai girls because one played him for his money.

          This is why I love Thai girls. They play all you foreigners so well and then you come crying on the web about it. My heart bleeds, you gullible mutt.

    • Ramjet February 24, 2014 at 6:56 pm #

      He’s just telling it like it is which is the best way to be. If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t have commented.

      • bryan June 12, 2015 at 1:04 pm #

        They are almost exclusively gatoi’s but you have to be experienced & been to Thailand many times to fully understand that. i been Thailand few times & most of websites are all ladyboys. Better to meet a “nice” 100% lady in a shopping mall. They like farang because they nicer then Thai men,well in their minds they think that. Real girls tell me lot of Thai men, not all, just butterfly’s want a virgin & move on to the next.

        Can get a good girlfriend/wife but not on these sites. They are working ladyboys from Pattaya & Sukhumvit Nana in Bangkok.They’ll meet You & then mua Thai you, take your stash. If your unlucky they’ll give you one for the road lol

        • Sathorn Simon July 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm #

          bryan… you are an idiot if you honestly believe that most profiles on ThaiFriendly are ladyboys, and don’t try and argue that I haven’t been in Thailand long enough to be able to tell… I grew up and went to school in BKK, been to Patts heaps of times, used to watch the Simons Cabaret in Walking Street before they closed it down, and even play the “ladyboy game” with my friends while there (the ladyboy game is where whoever spots 20 ladyboys first gets his barfine for the night paid for by his friends).

          I have dated plenty of girls off of ThaiFriendly, and so far, not one that I have met up with has been a ladyboy. I have from time to time stumbled across a profile that was a ladyboy, but a quick ‘report profile’ and explanation and the ThaiFriendly staff are fairly quick to put the profile back in the right category.

          As a tip… if in doubt about whether someone is a ladyboy… its not just height (tall), wide shoulders, big hands and feet, squarer jaw, etc, but the biggest give-away is the voice… ask to chat to the person on the phone or Skype etc before you meet up… if they have a voice like a chain-saw… well…

        • bryan July 20, 2015 at 10:12 pm #

          I don’t need tips from you Sathorn Simon. Anyone who plays those games your talking about & goes down “walking street” etc & to the ladyboys shows, is ACTUALLY looking for them. Time to face up to the mirror Chrissy. hahaha
          I have enough experience on the websites & places like Sukhumvit Soi Nana to know the difference champ. Exclusively 95% of what i saw on Thai friendly were gatois, or if you like very unattractive looking females tha may as well be gatois. Harsh but true. chok dee krup to your endevours down “walking street”. I don’t think you won the bar fine game, unless you picked em when you woke up next morning hahahaha

        • David November 21, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

          bryan sounds like you’re obsessed with ladyboys and probably got tricked by one.

          But yep most aren’t ladyboys. If you want to delusionally believe that because you’re too stupid to identify a real ladyboy then stay out of Thailand.

  4. Some people November 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    Do not judge others. If you do not know their the identity
    You bring copies website, of their post. And said in her comments. It is what a gentleman should not do this. You never talk to them. Dont say they bad ….

    • Chris November 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

      I never said anyone was bad. i just said the profile they wrote was stupid.

  5. ANYBODYCUTE December 10, 2012 at 1:46 pm #


  6. unknown December 18, 2012 at 5:43 am #

    Hey I hve made an account on thaifriendly.com bt nobdy iz able to send or receive message from me cn sumbdy help me

  7. jairai January 12, 2013 at 7:31 am #

    Um… everything always have a dark side in this world.
    what a shame no any woman who dare to tell the world that a lot of idiot men on this website are looking for sex thing, pathetic old man trying so hard to get a young girl who have the same age as their grandchild, using money to buy love, sex on this website.

    • Ramjet February 24, 2014 at 6:59 pm #

      You’re a pathetic young man I take it, getting older as the seconds past by. I am always amused by idiots that think they will be “forever young.” You’re getting older now fool, furthermore it is none of your business if an “old” man is with a younger woman, maybe he has a bigger dick and a bigger wallet than you. Such is life.

  8. lostcat February 27, 2013 at 6:30 am #

    has stupid guy too why don’t said???
    i don’t get why people alway said bad to girl, never said to bad side of man.

    a lot of men find the holiday girlfriend, or not find girl for Swing date.

    WHY DON’T SAID!!!!

    • Chris February 27, 2013 at 8:42 am #

      If you feel so strongly you should start your own web or head to interlady.

    • Aroonrat June 11, 2014 at 9:43 am #

      Yes, I agree with you. Of course every country in the world has a bab and good thing. But the reportor wanted to specify bad things in Thailand or he never seen good things, that is his misfortune.

      • Chris June 11, 2014 at 1:02 pm #

        I think you’ll find lots of articles where i say that Thailand is the best place to live.

  9. mosante March 22, 2013 at 10:10 am #

    very fair & sensible comment.
    we all know most of them, first of all are
    looking for money because simply they are poor &
    we can not blame them.
    we would do the same or worse if we have children, parents
    & family to feed.

  10. TK July 26, 2013 at 10:00 am #

    Seem like this is a number one stupid story that i ever read … lol

  11. sara October 27, 2013 at 1:54 am #

    up to Demand and Supply

  12. Sweetie November 5, 2013 at 5:04 am #

    very funny hahaha!!

  13. Bruce January 7, 2014 at 12:57 pm #

    Anyone of you guys ever date a girl called Ae (Arom). She is a widow living in Phuket. She’s somewhere in her 30s, speaks fair English. Works as accountant in a hotel.

    • sajjad October 24, 2014 at 3:03 am #

      i want to visit thiland and i need guide i will pay

  14. Travis June 13, 2014 at 5:03 pm #

    Are you sure you aren’t WASABEE, the frustrated and violent jerk on Thaifriendly who posts crude remarks on every girl’s profile? If it is you, I think you need a psychiatrist and maybe some work done to enlarge your dick.

    • Chris June 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

      No I don’t use ThaiFriendly often I find that most the girls sign up there are trashy some guys like that probably like yourself since your a member.

    • mustard July 23, 2014 at 5:51 am #

      no chris
      wasabee is a friend and it is absolutely sweet and sane with who has shown her good will.and understand his humour
      he just like being sarcastic as it works further than u can imagine from what i have seen.
      do t judge a book by the cover

  15. felipe July 19, 2014 at 12:06 am #

    Sorry I am a little late but. Make sure you get them on web cam. I have met a few ladies who had 10 yr old pics on their profile.

  16. bryan June 12, 2015 at 1:20 pm #

    Well said, some are very nice if you meet them away from a bar, in Isan but not these websites. 99% are ladyboys on Thaifriendly from what i’ve seen. I’ve been Thailand & been to all the bad & good places. They are working bar or commercial Thai’s, they have a right to do that, but not to fool people. “the girlfriend experience” look up “Archie Luck” video is so funny & 100% true. or listen to the words of 1 night in Bangkok makes the heart so humble, i can feel the devil walking next to me. I don’t mind devils as long as they don’t grab me on the scrotum, i need that for future use lol

  17. The Truth October 29, 2015 at 4:34 pm #

    The truth is 90% of woman on any Thai Dating Site wants a rich man to take care of them! And White/European is considered to be rich! How you look does that really matter. If a girl does not say her occupation she most probably is a prostitute! Not that i have anything against prostitutes! I like Thai friendly and yes i have met woman using it, so i am great full! For those people that find this blog offensive, you need more help than you can find on this blog!

  18. Mr Thingy May 19, 2016 at 4:40 am #

    After being recommended by a friend, I joined Thaifriendly, in fact had two goes at it, put my age down as 57 with photo and living in Chiang Mai .I am not looking for any long term commitments and interested in dates only. So I messaged dozens of women and got virtually nowhere, mostly one word or one liners back and if trying to communicate via the 10 minute message process, still kept getting one liners back and just going around in circles most times then I just gave up. The messages I received mostly Hi or how are you? 4 were obvious ladyboys or looked like ladyboys, a couple of young desirable girls looking like models probably fake photos too good to be true were obvious escorts asking for ridiculous money, some skanky old hags asking 2000 baht for short time, the majority were women giving their ages as 40 something’s but looked at least 5 to 10 years older literally begging for an acknowledgement, and quite a few not even in Chiang Mai although I made it clear Chiang Mai only. One woman claiming to be 62 sent me a photo of her wearing a bikini, I almost threw up. I found the choice in Chiang Mai very limited unlike Bangkok and the abundance of choice Pattaya girls. Also many say absolutely nothing about themselves on their profiles, some photos with legs spread or tits hanging out saying they are not bar girls and don`t want sex and then it becomes a case of fishing for details that can take forever with the one word, one liner responses and still won’t give much away about themselves. I would like to know if anyone has had successes on there because whatever I tried or whatever types of approaches I made, still couldn’t manage to get a score unless they were women well past their prime and desperate.

  19. Greg June 18, 2016 at 6:50 am #

    Thai girls are the worst, all they want is money, weather it be in the form of you buying them something or they just down right asking for money. That be great if they were at least pretty and put out, but can’t even get that. I am moving back to aus, woman there are independent and not just after your money. I know Thai woman are caring etc, but with my money saved I can buy a cook and maid and still be better off. Warning to all guys, stay away from Thai ladies. Worst people in the world, not generalizing either, it’s a cultural thing .

    • Chris June 18, 2016 at 11:27 am #

      WTF if you can’t get laid in Thailand, then something wrong with you bro!

    • Aria September 6, 2016 at 6:25 am #

      “Thai girl are the worst” donyou know all of Thai ladies? you think you know well so you can say this?! I am Thai girl, and have a profile on TF, but I am good enough to being someone girl and I don’t want money even 1$ from any man. You are too bad to say this. #greg

  20. Greg June 20, 2016 at 10:58 pm #

    Yeh, I thought that too, but I have no problem in getting laid in Aus, I actually do fairly well, only went to Thailand for work. I think it’s a cultural thing for me and the fact that I flat out refuse to pay for sex. I can’t say there will be a point where I think that is right. When I do, I will be back on the first flight to Pattaya. Till then I will steer clear of these Thai ladies. All the best guys.

    • Professor February 11, 2017 at 3:19 pm #

      You’d have no problem getting laid in Thailand too if you stick around for a while. But I will say this. Thai girls get a bad rap because too many guys waste their time with prostitutes. And because in Thailand all is not what appears on the surface, your straightforward farang logic thinks the prostitutes pretending to be regular gals are representative of all thai women.

      But I will agree on one thing. If a guy has to travel all the way across the world to get laid then yeah the problem is him. Not the ladies.

  21. brian December 18, 2016 at 9:51 am #

    They all look nice- at first! Behind the pouting and cleavage though they are almost all the same- shallow and uninteresting. None of them can leave their damn phones alone for more than 10 minutes and know almost nothing about the outside world, their world is food, family and money, as well as face of course.Do yourself a favour and pay for it, a fair number of these girls are narcissistic nutters anyway!

Leave a Reply