Don’t give any Thai Girls money
Let's face it, Thailand isn't the richest country in the world and for 90% of girls you meet they make less than 15,000 baht a month and living on that much money a Thai girl has it tough. Being a woman is expensive and all the creams lotions makeup clothes shoes it's no wonder that the girls I meet are happy getting a free bowl of noodles.
Recently I met a girl who asked me for 2000 baht so she could get her laptop fixed. My rule is to never give a Thai girl any money unless of course i'm paying for a pay as you go sort of deal or a sponsorship arrangement. And I only do those two things well because I'm a freak! But if your a normal guy here's some advice "DON'T GIVE ANY THAI GIRLS MONEY!".
About that girl who asked me for 2000 baht to fix her laptop. So I saw her a couple of times only she claims to be a virgin when I met her and the look on her face when we first got to business yeah you'd know that was the truth. So here's a young girl 22y/o virgin smart but little to no common sense hits me up for 2000 baht. Honestly I felt bad for her because you know she saved it for 22 years no small feat given the way Thai guys are and she gave it up to me so I actually thought about it.
This happened outta state and I had to come back to Chiang Mai which she knew, see I didn't give her the money when she asked I thought about it for a few days and see if she'd pressure me for it but she didn't. Anyway so she thought I was leaving the next day and she comes over hits me up for the money on the phone and having thought about it and comments from ChiangMaiGuy I figured for once in my life I'd be a nice guy for once.
So I give this bird when she shows up the 2000 baht so she can get her laptop fixed. What culminated in this decision was seeing where she lived, the 5 buffalo 20 ducks 30 chickens and 20 pigs and it seemed like a hard life plus the fact that I took her virginity.
So my travel plans had changed and I end up staying in this small village for a few more days and she comes over to see me and I ask her if she got her laptop fixed. HUH? Is her response. So I repeat my question. Did you get your laptop fixed? What laptop? she exclaims. OMFG! This chick has just scammed me for 2000 baht.
The brand new pair of shirts and cute little skirt that she's wearing is proof of where her spoils have gone and in all honestly she probably used the money to buy some clothes to impress me somehow but the fact that she did so by scamming me is downright low and proof of why you should never give a Thai girl money.
HaHaHa. Good for her. And as for you I say “money well spent.” 2000bht to take a 22yr old girl’s virginity – priceless.
A 22 year old virgin ….in thailand….55555555
You’d be suprised how many virgins of all ages there are when you get into the country away from the big cities, these girls go to school and come straight home they have never had an opportunity before I come along
To Chris’s defence, I’ve seen 40+ girls that are still virgins. Not that uncommon actually.
actually i just red an article about a japanese guy who is gonna pay millions to a brazilian girl for her virginity and this girl is not even pretty,
so your 2K is not a bad deal….;)
Well Chris, I guess you both got screwed? LOL… It could have been worse I suppose but it would have been better if she had been honest and said what she really wanted to do with the money. It was nice of her to “dress up” for you though.
This chicks has huge potential as a prostitude..
The girl gave the only thing she posessed, her virginity, and that is worth a lot more than u can imagine. Imagine u have prostrate surgery and loose your ability to cum, if u were sexually active it plays on your eago and it is gone never to return. Chris i really enjoy your column but this one u should have kept to yourself, u lowered your credibility on this on.
I would have thought when I pimped out my ex girlfriend that would have lost all my credibility but maybe this is just another one. I’m a unique individual but not without faults. This is life man it’s wild it’s dangerous it’s fun. Gotta take the good with the bad.
I think that is part of Thailand if you haven’t got screwed it just means you haven’t been there long enough. 🙂
Happened to all of us at some point.
As long as you don’t get cleaned out no real harm done, put it down to experience.
You never stop learning.
I love this “if you haven’t got screwed it just means you haven’t been there long enough” and it’s so true.
It’s 2000 baht though, nothing to lose sleep over, I know an American guy that just lost 1.2 million USD to his wife. The thing to remember about Thai girls is that they play for low stakes. Walk into the casino with a fixed amount of how much you are ready to lose and then don’t sweat whether your hand (or one particular girl) comes up aces or not.
Bullshit ! I don’t buy that she was a virgin. She just pulled what we call
a “Cuban”. They fuck about a hundred men then put the chicken skin
bag with blood in it up their snatch. The prospective husband comes
along and breaks the blood sack with his dong and like a miracle the
blood starts coming down and the girls starts crying how much it hurt..
You say she had 30 chickens on the farm ?????
this was not a scam. it is just a cultural difference, for them to invent a lie, all she wanted was the money, what exactly it was for doesnt really matter. she probably didnt want to say ” I am poor as fuck and need new clothes” so she just made a story about a laptop,