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How I broke up with my Thai girlfriend of 3 years

Most of my close friends know the real story here but I figure it's time to tell everyone because hell why not this is Thailand this is my blog and my story. I could start the story about how I broke up with my Thai girlfriend but let me give you a bit of background on the situation first.

I met this girl online at Thai Love links about 3 years ago (will be in a few months anyway) she was 17 and was in High School from Suphan Buri province. At the time I had a Chinese girlfriend from Australia who was coming over now and then to be with me. So Porn the 17y/o from Suphan I was chatting to for about a month and when she went to do an entrance exam in Bangkok I flew down to see her at that time she had just turned 18 never been with a farang before.

When I met her I was thinking OMG this girl is so country the way she dressed and talked and was like as skinny as a rake. I took her to dinner (no noodles) think it was Italian then brought her back to my hotel room at the Evergreen Place. Next day I wake up and look at her again and I'm like hmmm not really good enough for a second round I mean she had dark skin and was super skinny not even my type. So I walk her around Paragon and sit her down at Star Bucks when I fake a telephone call and tell her my g/f is calling so I walk out of star bucks get a taxi to the airport and just leave her there. I send a message to tell her I'm not going back.

Well about a week passes and somehow I feel guilty about leaving her there so I give her a call to apologize, no surprise she's like it's OK blah blah blah. I called her again a week later but then my Chinese g/f comes back over and I forget about her. Well she calls me out of the blue saying that her dad kicked her out of home and she has nowhere to live can she come and stay with me? Hmmm not exactly convenient and like my g/f is already here but I figure why not, have someone to fool around with when I want you know so I send her 500 baht to get a bus up to Chiang Mai and put her in an apartment for 3000 baht a month and give her 100 baht a day for food.

I broke up with my Chinese g/f and as you guys know I'm the kinda guy who likes to have a g/f around kinda like having a good friend to do stuff with when there are no new birds around to play with and like a guard dog helps keep the other girls at bay. I tell her how it works with me that I'm having other girls other Thai girlfriends and she of course agrees to it. Well after about 3 months she's fully trained and does anything I tell her to, actually she was so easy to train I could do and make her do anything I wanted so much that it was too hard not to keep her as a steady girlfriend. Smart girl just under educated.

Having a g/f like this no money to send home will work for her own money pay her own way will do anything I wanted threesomes other g/f's giks and not have to give her anything was something most guys rarely get actually most guys I know wish they got that! Even though she's not really my type I guess with all the other things I kinda overlooked it, She was 160cm 40kg too so not like it wasn't that bad.

Actually things were OK for years and dare I say I even loved her! But love is a weird thing and well during all the playing I've been doing during the time I've known her I've kinda missed out on getting to know some real gems better because she kinda got in the way. As you know Thai girls are crazy and well this one here is Ba Ba Bor Bor to the max. In Fact about 6months ago I tried to break up with her and she slit her wrists! Yeah! So even though I wrote the book on how to get rid of your Thai girlfriend this girl had me stumped. How on earth can I get rid of her.

About 8 months ago I met this fantastic girl I mean a really great girl of all the whoring I've done with HiSo and LoSo girls this one girl I met is awesome. But she wouldn't become my girlfriend until I got rid of Pat. This is the only girl I've ever tried to play but wouldn't play too. I give her much respect for that so in order to have her as my girlfriend I had to get rid of Porn.

So onto to how I got rid of her! Now Porn she reads my blog so when I wrote the post Why I'm moving to Pattaya I couldn't exactly say I'm moving there to break up with my girlfriend now could I! I don't feel I lied to you guys either I just kinda omitted that line hope you guys understand.

How I broke up with my Thai Girlfriend

Why move to Pattaya to break up with my girlfriend? Well Porn she doesn't like to go out and Party well at least not on my dime anyway if someone else was paying OK but she didn't like to spend my money so she'd stay at home. The only way this chick was going to bugger off would be if she met someone else or she walked away from me. Since she was living with me in Chiang Mai that was never going to happen no matter how hard I made her life she just wasn't going to go.

The Plan!

So the plan to get rid of my Thai girlfriend was simple. While I'm in Pattaya mapping it out to create a mongers map for Pattaya I had to find a way to make her either find someone else or leave me, which ever came first I didn't really care. I figured it would take 3 months but it was faster than I thought.

Around 4 days after I get to Pattaya I tell her I ran out of money that my payments didn't come through due to some bank error and we have no money so she needs to get a job ASAP!! I tell her she can get a job dancing easy as she has the body so I take her down to walking street out the front of Alcatraz I make her call the manager and walk in for the interview. She starts the next day. So the next day arrives I tell her she HAS to go with a customer or we have no money left. Doing what she always does she comes home around 4am with 3,000 baht. I tell her it's not enough! So the next day comes and I tell her she needs to get more and she comes home with 7,000 baht this time I'm more pleased. She gives me everything but 100 baht so she can get a moto taxi home.

This keeps going on for about a month which is good because I hardly ever get to see her and since she gives me about half of the money I just put it into paying for GoGo's beer bars, coyotes and mapping out Pattaya etc. As I said once before Pattaya is not a cheap place to live if you party every night.

After a month we go to Hua Hin which again she pays for you heard the story there but the problem is she's still like in love with me guys and still does everything I want. WTF you'd think after pimping out a girl she'd be like FU and walk away. Man this was going to take too long so I needed to turn things up a bit more so that she hates me and just walks away.

So I start on the Thai Dating Sites and start bringing home girls which I don't tell her about and making sure she comes home with I'm either in bed with them or at least they are there. Yet instead of yelling at me she yells at them tells them to get out. So I do this like 10 more times both with go-go girls and girls from the dating sites. After this her attitude starts changing and she gets more bitchy and it's finally starting to work.

Note: It's easier to get a non working girl to come to your girlfriends bedroom than it is a bar girl, guess bar girls have had problems in this area before.

Lot of guys say it takes about 3 months for a girl in Pattaya to be lost well this one took a little over 2 months but I had to push her a bit. But here's what really worked in getting her to leave. See she met this guy James right actually James is a reader here and I'm sure more than a few of you guys know him. Actually I met the guy once seemed like an OK guy I guess, actually he took Porn for a week her first month working to some island and around the 2 month mark in Pattaya he took her again for 10 days. I figured she was cool with the guy and saw this as my opportunity. So before leaving Porn gives me 5000 baht and pays the rent blah blah blah (my payments still haven't come through she thinks haha). She goes with this James guy and the next day I call her up and tell her I have no money left, "what" she says "where is the money I gave you" Oh I met 2 cute girls at the go go and took them home so now I have no more money. She is so pissed! lol. I go meet her secretly to pick up some more dough haha.

Few days passed and I call her up to tell her that I met another girl that I'm going to pimp out as well and asked for permission for her to stay in our room. She goes nuts! This finally tipped her over and poor old James I guess is there to help her out 🙂 So she goes with James this time takes him to see her mom in Suphan so she can play him (guess she learned that from me lol).

So Porn comes back after the 10 days with James and I tell her that I'm moving back to Chiang Mai. No surprise that she doesn't want to come back with me now. I'm kinda done with Pattaya and well I have that great girl in Chiang Mai I really want to be my next number 1. We have one more great night picking up a girl from Sugar Sugar early in the night and taking her back to our place and again even as much as she hates me she still pays for everything, oh yeah thanks James! lol.

I come back to Chiang Mai I really don't know what Porn is doing but on her Facebook the only Farang friend is James so I'm guessing something is going on there probably a sponsorship deal of some sort, Porn I can only assume she's gone back home or still working at Alcatraz either way I'm just glad she's gone.

Now everything in this post is true I've got many witnesses to back it up both Thai girls and Farang guys not that I think any regular readers will doubt it anyway. Most guys from webs like Thai Visa end up leaving a bunch of money their apartment and their things and run away to get rid of their girls, to me that's being a chump. I never left her a cent and in fact she paid me to go!

I've had to delete some real stupid comments lately which I don't like to do so even if you think I'm the worlds biggest ass at least be civil when commenting. Add something interesting and don't just say you f'n c'nt that's not even interesting be creative and intelligent because the guys who say that in their comments are the same guys who end up losing the house the car and their life savings in Thailand!

I change the names of people involved to protect their identity

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About Chris

Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

40 Responses to How I broke up with my Thai girlfriend of 3 years

  1. American June 17, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

    why not keep her working at the bars? Nice source of income? 😉

    • Chris June 18, 2012 at 6:05 am #

      lol, i don’t really need the money.

  2. jack June 17, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    You should do a story on farangs who are killed by their girlfriends or thaimen who are murdered by their wives.
    They say a lot of men commit suicide in thailand, but i,m not convinced.

    • Chris June 18, 2012 at 6:05 am #

      i’ve done stories like that already.

    • Brian Sumpter June 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

      Men seems to jump out of hotels from high stories on a regular basis in Pattaya.

      I have heard of penis severings, but I think they do this if you hit them.

  3. PhilthyMcNasty June 17, 2012 at 11:38 pm #

    Damn . You got paid to break up w your gf. Solid. but I think I have an easier solution for you next time.
    You ran out of $. Can’t pay the skank. You got a job offer in Australia to make a ton of money. It’s in the mines. There is no phone service out there.
    #2 that has easily worked for me.
    I am a scientist. I have been hired by an Australian company to work on a ship. I do research and find new species. This way you don’t have to answer your phone. They think you can be gone for months and sometimes have internet access to talk to them.
    Chok Dee

    • Chris June 18, 2012 at 6:04 am #

      maybe those things might work on a short term relationship but I was with this girl for years.

  4. Chris the 2nd June 19, 2012 at 11:27 am #

    Dude, you just made me to never wanting a girlfriend in Thailand. For me that’s way too much effort, also hearing stories that people really leave their city just to get rid of their clampsy girlfriend is nothing else than a no-go.
    Just been to Thailand two times but for a longer term stay I’d prefer a life as single with a fuck & forget lifestyle now.

    • Chris June 19, 2012 at 11:37 am #

      Chris the 2nd, lol. Not all girls are like that! In my experience the darker the skin the worse they are! Lot of guys are happy with the one night stands, get’s old though and the way I see it you spend your 20’s figuring out how to pick up girls, play them, and throw them away, once your in your thirties and up it’s time to have a solid relationship, doesn’t mean you still can’t have the cake and eat it too though right! My advice to anyone is to date the girl for a long time first before you have her move in! This is where I came undone she moved in and I didn’t even know her! Lesson learned.

  5. Jeff June 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm #

    so basically you took a reasonably nice girl, whom you claim to once of loved and that you claim loved you, and you turned her into a prostitute and now you are bragging about it? Nice, your actually proud of yourself?

    Breaking up with her and moving her out, or you moving out, was the thing a reasonable man would do, ok she slit her wrists. It was a cry for attention and you got played by her at that point, your move then was to commit her to a psych hospital and be sure she knows it’s over.

    Really though, if there is any such thing as a hell your headed for the deepest darkest pit of it for this dude.

    • Jeff June 27, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

      Been thinking about this some more, and so disgusted with you being such a piece of shit, I am having a few friend look into immigration law. Operating a blog in Thailand is technically working, you are doing something for money (the money part is actually irrelevant under Thai law as even a volunteer needs a WP legally), I am pretty sure you don’t have a journalists permit?

      Pimping is definitely against the law in Thailand however hard to hold up in court without the testimony of the X-Girlfriend, if my investigator can track her down shouldn’t be an issue. Tough to do though.

      So the operating a business in Thailand without a work permit or registered company is probably the best avenue. Keep an eye over your shoulder would ya….

      • Chris June 28, 2012 at 10:24 am #

        Listen here Jeff I remember a story of some ritous goof like yourself who tried to dob in some Aussies running a call center in Lampang. That guy had his head chopped off and remarkably never made the news and the killer was never found. I’d be careful about throwing around threats at people especially ones you don’t know.
        As for working in Thailand If anyone asks I don’t work I just type my feelings on this blog as life in Thailand, I don’t make money out of it and there is nothing illegal about having a blog to share my stories in Thailand. Best of luck Jeff as much as you hate me, I know you’ll continue to read 🙂

  6. Serb June 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm #

    Hey Chris,

    that’s one crazy story. I don’t condone your way of doing things, but I do have a question: Aren’t you afraid of things like HIV and Hepatitis? With so many girls on a weekly basis, isn’t there a chance that your condom will eventually break or slip off? It’s a serious question, might as well do an article on that subject 🙂

    • Chris June 20, 2012 at 5:53 pm #

      That’s a fair statement it is a risk espeically when i was in Pattaya I do checks every 6 months so far so good, i’ll write a post about this soon.

  7. Khun Dee (Dennis) June 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm #

    Hi Chris…still have the Thailand blues….and trying to get back to Thailand asap….anyway reading your account of the story told here, I will just say that if anyone doublts it truthfulness, I can say that the last part, was true, as I was there at Sugar-Sugar, with your girl, who was paying for the drinks, and bar fine of the girl you took home with you, and if that is true, to myself I can say the rest is true……so anyone thinking it’s not…it is. I’m hoping that your now set up with your new GF, Chris, and loving CM all over again….

    • Chris June 20, 2012 at 6:50 pm #

      You know what bro I totally forgot you were there that night! Good to see your not lost back in USA mate, I bet you miss it everyday. Hope you’ll take me up on my offer to come try out Chiang Mai for a few day! I know you couldn’t live here but hey be a change from all those Isaan girls, mix it up a bit, and you know I’ll hook you up! Loving it mate, i’m back home!

  8. Brad June 20, 2012 at 9:57 pm #

    Some pics of the girls?

    • Chris June 21, 2012 at 6:47 am #

      Sorry mate I have to protect peoples identities with this story.

      • Brad June 21, 2012 at 10:40 am #

        Chris, would you like to settle down and marry… or just fool around? What is the ideal for you?

        • Chris June 21, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

          Yes before the decade the decade is out I’ll Ideally have a family. Whom with well, i’m still looking 🙂

        • David June 29, 2012 at 12:01 am #

          learned many years ago….Stick with a committed relationship with a girlfriend…and don’t marry. Marriage just messes up the whole deal. You can take that to the bank.

  9. Rad Bob June 21, 2012 at 9:22 am #

    I knew there was more to the story. Why would you leave Chiang Mai for Pattaya? Made no sense to me except new buiz ops.

  10. wrevelater June 22, 2012 at 1:29 pm #

    it is painfully obvious you re not buddhist, lol. you dont seem the least bit concerned about this bad karma. (not to mention the green card sham!)
    im not even buddhist and im worried about your karma after hearing this one! goddam
    chris, i dont mean this to be derogatory, but im curious what your childhood was like…. you dont seem to be bothered the least bit by shattering someone else s trust in you.

    • Micheal Weston June 23, 2012 at 11:42 am #

      Don’t worry wrevelater. ‘what goes around, comes around’! There’s a nice little surprise waiting for him just around the corner! Would like to be a fly on the wall when he gets ‘the’ news! ha! ha!

      • Chris June 24, 2012 at 5:30 am #

        you’re speaking in riddles, what you talking about?

        • Brian Sumpter June 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

          They are talking about karma. You can earn merit by donating to a local Wat. The girls will love you for it. There are so many Wats in Chiang Mai. I miss it!

    • lexluthor May 17, 2013 at 9:04 am #

      You just don’t get do you? He wanted her out of his life, she would not go, he tried everything else. You have to leave your western thinking behind in TL, things work differently over here.

  11. VTwinAhmnaht June 23, 2012 at 4:08 am #

    LOL, yet another great blog which has me laughin’ my tits off. As cruel as it may sound to some people when it’s time to cut ’em loose one must do whatever they must cuz’ the only time these girls show any kind of ambition or motivation it’s generally to be a pain in our asses. Cheers you bad-ass mofo.

  12. Brian Sumpter June 24, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    “Love lies bleeding in my hands” – Bernie Taupin. I broke a girls heart once, and I made sure to never do it again. She got killed in a car crash in 2000.

  13. Milbrath June 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

    Strong pimp hand, Chris.

  14. Rad Bob June 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

    Im just leaving a message for the fag leaving Chris a message about working in Thailand. The internet is not Thailand. Good luck! yeah Chris, it still goes out to everyone that commented fyi

  15. Sean June 18, 2016 at 5:41 pm #

    This is my ultimate fantasy, to turn a regular girl into a prostitute 🙂 Congrats man, I’m going to try my hand at this!

    • Chris June 24, 2016 at 2:57 pm #

      Not a fantasy bro, it’s been my life!

  16. john July 8, 2016 at 12:04 pm #

    you moved all the way to pattaya to break up with you girlfriend ? couldnt do it in chiang mai? you are a pussy

    • Chris July 12, 2016 at 10:51 am #

      you ever dated a crazy Thai girl before?

  17. Viking. May 27, 2017 at 3:49 pm #

    I understand your motive, but this girl she only have 1 problem. She wanted to stay with the man she loved, YOU.

    It is true, when a thai lady love, they never go away, I know, But, you could speak bad about her family, instead, you not do.
    that is a 100% way of give the thai lady walk away voluntearly. But, it will look you bad. But, that is the point in Thailand, loose your face, and makee the lady not loose face, it is a bargain.

    So, my gik want to speak to me, about what she want. So, I tell her, love me first in bed, Then I am so easy to speak, too. I think, I teach her something speaking to her. What happen, she just go to bed, and told me, come.



  18. Viking. May 27, 2017 at 8:19 pm #

    She wanted me to buy her a car, so she could come to me more easy………..Hello, this is Thailand.
    Everybody have their own agenda, my agenda is to make love to the females in Thailand, and there are so many, it is impossible to take care all of them.

    So, just, play on, and i tell you I like music.

  19. Viking. May 27, 2017 at 8:30 pm #

    Do not even think about getting marry. I lived my life as a divorce lawyer. To marry means, to give your sweetheart a paper she can crush you, if you have some money. Nothing more.
    so, stay happy with one girl or hundreds, but do not marry, please. there is no reason to be stupid in Thailand or somewhere else.

    The ladies tell you, you do not make me happy, you only want sex?? I say, how can I make you happy. she say, buy me a house or a car.

    I say, like you inside my head, but I never speak to them about a problem like this.Thailand teach me one thing, do not speak to much.

    Just do, and I agree, just do your own thing. Take care your bank account.

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