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How to exchange noodles for Sex

I talk alot about buying a girl noodles in exchange for sex and I guess that's where I differ from the other bloggers in this genre while they are bar fining girls I'm buying them noodles instead. Now a bowl of noodles costs 30 baht depends on what your buying though can cost up to 45 baht for a bowl of noodles with beef in them. I'm not talking about buying noodles in a fancy restaurant either just the average typical side of the road Thai noodles.

You can get noodles a million different ways and surprisingly when you go learn Thai language they don't even cover the noodle buying subject. It would take someone a month to really be able to say all the different types of noodles and how to order but I think the biggest difference guys should know about buying noodles on the side of the road in Thailand are two key words. น้ำตก Nahm Dtock (waterfall) and น้ำใส Nahm Sai (with water). Almost always in the central area of Thailand when you order noodles they always make it by default as Nahm Dtock. Nahm Dtock is a broth that includes the major ingredient which is blood, your bowl of noodles will now be a bowl of blood! In the north it's always Nahm Sai which is normally hot water with a few salts in it. Now me I don't like eating blood I can eat it but it tastes weired and I prefer the Nahm Sai so make sure you know these two words! Oh you could have it แห้ง Haang (without water) but I like to slurp as most noodle eaters do too. 🙂

Pork Waterfall Noodles

Now your not going to impress any girl just by knowing how to order noodles and if you've never ordered noodles before just tell her whatever you want Nahm Sai! I think the important thing about Thailand is that buying someone a special dinner especially on the first or second date just doesn't impress Thai girls in fact I find that only the HiSo girls even get a romantic dinner setting in a high end restaurant and can really appreciate it and then even those girls are happy to eat noodles provided they are buy themselves and not that hungry.

Why you should by her noodles

Most guys do the normal western routines for dating a girl and getting into her pants by taking the girl to dinner and a movie. In Thailand however this doesn't work well at all. For starters dinner if it's your choice will be a western meal since your paying money you want something you like perhaps a steak or italian which the girl is only 50/50 on anyway. If it's her choice it will more likely be MK or Oishi japanese buffet both of these places you'll only be 50/50 on too so really someone is going to be dissapointed about dinner. The movies are ok, but are a crap way to get her into bed because when you leave the theatre you havn't built up any repore and you can't feel her out if you should pop the come back to my place line.

Let's say you don't mind eating at either of the Thai favoured places I've mentioned here and you really don't care about spending $40 on meals in Thailand it doesn't matter guys! Even though it's little for you the girl is going to think you're trying way too hard especially when her typical meal is only $1. That'd be like taking a girl in America for a $800 meal between the two of you, of course she'll think your trying way too hard!

How to get sex out of your noodles

Let's so you met a girl doesn't matter if you met her on a Thai dating site site or you met her out at the club or a random off the street you make an arrangement to meet her for something to eat. I never ever say what I'm going to have for lunch or dinner I just simply say you want to eat together. There are no expectations here and just by saying you want to eat and she agrees it means she is interested in you. If she starts talking about what you want to eat just say you'll figure it out then. If after that she is starting to get specific about where you are going to eat like at Fuji restaurant hang up the phone, she is just trying to play you.

There are of course exceptions to the rule and not based on her status but more about what she has or hasn't eaten before. She might have had noodles already (which is why this works better for lunch) and she genuinely might not have had MK for months and months and you'll be like a king if you buy it for her. You will need to know your subject good first but nothing that a 10 minute conversation won't cure. Of course speaking Thai well has it's advantages pulling the noodle game off.

So you meet for lunch/dinner and tell the girl you are not that hungry she's probably thinking your going to take her to a sit down restaurnant but instead you just say you are craving for noodles. Unless she is a real bitch she is going to say yes if she says no just walk away. In my experience a Thai girl who won't go to where you want to eat is a girl who won't go back to your place once you've finished eating.

Since eating a bowl of noodles only takes 30minutes use that time to ask her every question under the sun, keep asking questions about herself, I know many girls who are simply boring but it's good to lead with questions that she has to say yes or no too. Get her to say the yes word as many times as you can, and when the meal is over invite her back to your place to watch a movie, yes!

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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

8 Responses to How to exchange noodles for Sex

  1. jefke June 18, 2012 at 4:39 am #

    Personally I believe that taking a girl out for a simple meal or noodles works better than taking her to an expensive Japanese or farang restaurant. She will think that you’ve adapted to her way of living and she will feel more comfortable with you. There also a high chance she’ll like the noodles more than farang food. It’s too bad that you just look at it as noodles in exchange for sex, because for the girl it will probably not feel like that.

    • Working Tourist June 18, 2012 at 11:10 am #

      As for adapted to her way of living if you are confident enough in your thai (language and culture understanding) then don’t take her to an eatery at all.

      Go to the local fresh food market which have great (prepared) food and snacks and is not a bad setting for a date. You can easily make the argument for eating the food bought at your place.

      At your place, go for shared plates and sitting on the floor (thai style) and then just enjoy the meal and her company!

      In my experience, the best thing about south asian girls is the way they pamper you, and if the chemistry and setting is right, you might get a small taste of that even at your first shared meal (but not if the meal is consumed in a restaurant and certainly not a falang restaurant, you could just as well have taken her to a museum of fine arts).

      • quilty17 June 18, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

        To complete the picture don’t forget to pick your nose 🙂

      • Anchalee April 19, 2017 at 8:14 pm #

        You’re right answer

  2. Scotty June 18, 2012 at 6:05 am #

    +1 mate !
    Leave the bar fines to the rest….

  3. quilty17 June 18, 2012 at 6:51 am #

    This is an excellent gold star post!

    However in Bkk things are a bit different as compared to rest of the country. Incomes much higher here both for thais and foreigners, social show is important, and there is less of the traditional laid back attitude. Maybe about 30-50% of the girls are just as Chris described, especially if they recently moved to Bkk. For these you do not improve your chances with fancy food.

    But most girls have become more sophisticated city girls, they have eaten at nicer restaurants many times, they talk about it with friends, and it is not really about the food or the romance but about showing face and bragging to their friends. You can see it when the first thing she does is take pictures of the food and of herself at the restaurant to post live on her facebook. A girl like that might find noodles a bit of a disappointment, though if she is already really attracted to you it does not matter.

    In my experience the more cute girls who have been online dating for at least a year know the nicer restaurants as well as me. At that point taking her for noodles might work because it is something that is different that she does not expect 555

    • Jake June 18, 2012 at 7:10 am #

      And that’s one of the contributing reasons why I’m getting out of BKK.

      • Chris June 18, 2012 at 7:11 am #

        where you going to go bro?

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