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How to Really Buy Thai Hookers In Bangkok

I'm about to tell you the secrets to paying for sex in Thailand that no one ever tells you about. You might have heard some of this before but I doubt all of it, if there's anything I've missed add it to the comments below. Basically it's a collection of random conversations I've had while negotiating having sex with Thai Hookers. That's right, negotiating is in bold and it has nothing to do with money.

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The shortcut

Before I get in to the how's, where's, and why's, I want to point out the total game-changer in town. When I originally wrote this min guide Bangkok was a very different scene. Street and bar prices were low, while Escort agencies were overpriced. Boy have things changed. smooci.com turned the Bangkok scene on its head, creating a next generation booking system which brings the best agency girls, street hookers, and bar girls all to one place. Not only that but they have created a totally next generation system, with high choices, low prices, genuine reviews and honest ratings, and a GPS tracking system which lets you track your date to your door, Uber style!

Who's On Top?

This is probably the most important question I ask, why? Because i'm not paying for sex and doing all the work, there's nothing like riding the bull, but late at night after a few beers I'd rather be ridden. You'll be surprised how many times a girl will turn YOU down because she really doesn't want to work for her few thousand baht!

How Long?

When the girls say short time, how long really is short time? How long it is really depends on how long you can go for. If she's into you, you'll get an extra shot however for the most part short-time specifically means until you finish. Finish early, well, shame on you anyway.


Long time is particularly favorable to the Go Go man. Long-time if you don't already get it means that you take the girl overnight, possibly for weeks or days. The advantage of long-time is you can get a better discount and get a smoking girl for the whole week, great for guys who don't want to rape and pillage all of Thailand but don't want to deal with the hassle of a girlfriend. I don't recommend anyone take a girl long-time. So much can go wrong it's really not worth the extra shot in the morning, you can read how i got ripped off doing the same thing. Personally when i wake up in the morning i wanna throw up, especially after a late night at the bars.

Things that can go wrong:

  • She can steal your shit.
  • she'll wake you up at 6am and say the nights over and you don't even get that extra shot.
  • You might wake up and she's already gone
  • Your half asleep thinking it's your g/f and you don't rubber up
  • She can steel more shit
  • She won't leave!

I don't even let college girls sleep the night! I'm not dealing with any BS. I'll get a curtain hotel or short time room somewhere and do this, fuck dealing shit in the morning. The morning should be left to check emails run errands and plan the next night with your mates.

Back in the day, girls would join the industry because they wanted to find a guy to marry, these days they join the industry solely for the money, so less and less girls want to go long time anyway because they need to get back to the boyfriend/kid/mom & dad whom they are lying to about their current occupation.

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How Much?

Doesn't matter what people say the current prices of sex are in Thailand, everyone is going to have different experiences and even the girls can quote two guys different prices. You're always going to get the best deal for those girls who are just into you. Obviously if you look like you just walked out of a magazine you'll be paying just the bar fines for the finest hookers Thailand has to offer. But if you're like the rest of us and whacked by the genetic stick your best bet is to negotiate. How much money to pay a Thai hooker is a whole discussion of itself which lucky for you i have written about in the article how much for sex in Thailand.

Do you suck dick?

A friend of mine got a girl off Soi Cowboy the other day, when they got back to the room she asked for an extra 1000 to suck his dick without a condom. wtf, you either do it or you don't, that's just ridiculous. Which goes back to the first statement on paying for a Thai Hooker, be sure to ensure you ask her about everything you want to do, there's no use being a shy little dick about it. Does she take it up the ass or doesn't she.

The Girlfriend Experience

This is one question that is impossible to ask for or negotiate and honestly, becoming difficult to find. The girlfriend experience is supposed to be your way of pretending to have a hot little Asian minx who has fallen head over heels in love with you and of course fucks you on demand. The only way it works is if she convinces you that she's in love with you. Then ultimately, asking for help with the dying buffalo or what's becoming increasingly common these days is I need to make my car payment.

Why is she even working here?

Ask a bar girl in the 90's why she's working here and she would have said, "to find a farang boyfriend". These days she's going to say that the money she needs every month can't be matched by any other job. Simply put, go go girls are super high maintenance, bar girls are lazy and poor, and street hookers are desperate or junkies. Too many guys treat whores like little princesses, trust me, she's not!

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When to Pay?

Some places have rules like, you have to pay everything up front at the bar before leaving, others just make you pay the bar fine. It's, probably better for the establishment to just accept the bar fine, however for the girl its better to get everything up front because there are some dicks who don't pay and run out. People have often said to me they don't like paying in advance because they may not get the performance they hoped for. I've tried both ways and i honestly don't see any difference. It's not when you pay that's important, it's what you are paying for! And that's why this article has stressed on exactly what your paying for, have everything agreed to up front, pay the money and it's unlikely you'll never be disappointed.

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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

28 Responses to How to Really Buy Thai Hookers In Bangkok

  1. Paddy Behan March 8, 2016 at 6:56 pm #

    Good article

  2. Bud March 8, 2016 at 7:03 pm #

    Hi Chris,

    I have been coming to Thailand for several years now and have lived here the past year, (5 months in Jomtien, now in Chiang Mai. While I have had a few bad experiences I still have not become jaded. There are some bad character out there and there are some nice ones. If I think a girl is not going to be up front and honest with me as I am with her, I walk away. Negotiated with one girl and thought everything was settled, price, performance, time, etc. When we got to the room she suddenly didn’t want to do what we had agreed upon so I told her to leave. She threw a fit so after threatening to call the non-existent hotel security, I would up paying her 1000 baht to leave. That was probably my worst experience. I always respect the girls and treat them like ladies unless they show me they don’t deserve it. Then I walk away. I now know so many girls in Bangkok, Pattaya, Jomtien, and Chiang Mai I usually just pick up the phone and spend very little time in the bars although I always thought one of the best parts was chatting and flirting with the girls over a drink or a game of pool.

    • Chris March 9, 2016 at 1:09 am #

      Only ever pay if the deed is done, call the security bitch! After 7 years here i’ve had so many phones filled with numbers, but personally, once i’ve done a girl a few times that’s it, on to the next, the exciting thing is getting a new one. but i realize not everyone is like me. Thanks for the comment.

    • Roland October 7, 2016 at 8:31 am #

      Kick them out and don’t open the door if she comes back with security or police.

      Close the light and be quite. 😎

      Been there done that

  3. Cliff Carbaugh March 8, 2016 at 7:09 pm #

    Hi Chris, Good article. Pretty much covered about everything. A few years ago, I guy told me that Cowboy, Nana and Sukhumvit are “Sucker-Streets.” Simply by virtue of you being there and looking you are, by default, a sucker. Lately, even the skanks in Soi 7 Beer Garden are telling me 1,500 Baht. – I wish them “good-luck” and go home and see if there are any good movies on HBO.

    • Chris March 9, 2016 at 1:04 am #

      When you mention HBO i started thinking, why don’t the short time hotels in Bangkok and Pattaya have porn? Think about it, all the curtain hotels everywhere in Thailand have porn in every room, but we farang when we go to a short time hotel there’s no porn! Why?

  4. Bob March 8, 2016 at 7:49 pm #

    Great article; you can always try for the girlfriend – but in the long run I’ve found “free pussy” to cost the most! So an up front fuck for the night is worth it.

    • Chris March 9, 2016 at 1:06 am #

      Agreed, girlfriends are way expensive. good for guys who only like to shag a few girls in their life, i prefer to plough every bitch i can.

  5. Reed Richards March 8, 2016 at 10:36 pm #

    I’m an average looking, skinny, 27 year old, lower middle class American from Nevada. I’ve been to Bangkok 3 times and the first 2 times I went I stayed in cheep ($40-$70/night) rooms, When bringing girls back to those rooms I always dealt with the problems mentioned above. (Except the girl refusing to leave part) I just thought that this was just how it always was and will be. So the last time I went I had some money saved up and splurged on a nice hotel room. It was a two-story room with the bedroom upstairs and a balcony overlooking the downstairs sitting area. I paid about 150/night so I stayed only 3 nights. I even went and got some nice clothes to go with it. The first girl, a go-go girl I brought back. The moment we walked in the room her jaw dropped! She was dumbfounded on how nice the room was! Her Attitude toward me changed completely. When she asked me where I lived I told her “Washington D.C.” (Not true) when she asked me what I did I just shrugged it off like it wasn’t important. That night I was her king! It was unreal! She stayed the night even though I only agreed on short time price. It’s like I bought a time machine that took me back to the way things were in the 1990’s. I even got a freebie from a girl I picked out of a dance club. Although I did pay for her room service. I did have a problem with one girl who would not leave. I didn’t get mad. Instead I pretended to welcome my new found “love.” After some chatting and showering I convinced her to go have breakfast with me at my favorite restaurant(also not true) after eating I told her I was going to the restroom and gave her some money to pay the bill if it came while I was gone. I literally walked out the front door to never see her again.

    Thoughts? Yes I lied about almost everything but that’s the beauty of Thailand. You can come here and become anything you want, just as long as you follow the laws. With a little game and imagination you can have so much fun chasing the girls around. I did spend quite a bit to create a persona. But it was worth it.

    *~This is what works for me.~*

    Side Note: it makes me sick to my stomach when I hear about men ripping off these girls. Yes they are prostitutes, Believe what you want about them but don’t judge them. This is there job, and this is how they make money. Do you work for free? How would you like it if you worked at your job and Come pay-day your boss just says “sorry” and refuses to pay you. It’s the same basic principle. Know what your getting before you get it. Show her respect and 9 times out of 10 she will give it right back. Happy hunting!!!

    • Chris March 9, 2016 at 12:47 am #

      A number of competing sites to this tell guys how to rip off working girls, that’s just messed up. I have no qualms though with lying to girls about what i do or how much money I have. I’ve been reading a lot of other sites lately and they tell you not to tell girls how much money you have etc etc. This does not work! I should dedicate a post to this subject because like what you experienced i experience too. The more money they think you have while being smart the girl typically works harder, she wants that check every month. Thanks for the comment.

  6. Johnny March 9, 2016 at 2:26 am #

    From My 30 years of experience buying sex, if a girl doesn’t expect repeated business from you because she knows you are only a passerby, she will most likely give you bad service. Try to pay a little more by buying from a store rather than buying from a free lancer.

  7. breye March 9, 2016 at 4:27 am #

    Another good article Chris,
    Spot on – thanks.

    Pretty much the same experience, amd thankfully no problems to date.
    Unfortunately the long-time seems to be a wonderful illusion, and i have to laugh @ myself for being so naive. Pretty much guaranteed that the chick will sneak out and the whole good morning fk session won’t happen unless she is right into you – not worth the coin vs chances vs effort.

    Have also had cheap hotels and nice hotels, but i reckon a good apartment is definately how i’ll be doing it in the future.

    Prices are getting so inflated, along with attitude, so short time is definately the way to go.
    As long as you remember- you are the walking ATM, a country light on the verandah @ midnight – they can see you coming a mile away.

    Keep it simple, negotiate, specific agreement, keep it quick.

    Great comments too,
    Always a good read.

  8. Charlie Bahner March 11, 2016 at 1:09 am #

    I have been going to Thailand since 1070 when sex was free for a young
    slightly muscular good looking man on R&R from Vietnam. The girls were
    looking to hook up with a young American GI to get their ticket to the USA.
    Over the years they started wanting money even from younger guys as
    they realized that most “hook-ups” were just fuck & forget on the part of
    the guy.

    Fast forward to more current times; Times were still good from 2000 to 2010
    with long term stays costing between 1,500. to 2,000. Baht for all day or all
    night (at least for me it was). I really ended up getting girls for 2,000. Baht
    for 24 hours and keep them for one week to one month stays. Of course that included full meals and gifts at the mall, but the treatment that I received from
    them was well worth the little money spent.

    My last trip to Thailand was in 2015 for a two month period and it was a shocker.
    The girls are demanding 1,500. Baht for short time, meaning as soon as you
    blow your load they split. This sucks because you can blow your load for
    800 Baht at a blow job bar and enjoy it so much more. I asked many girls
    about long time and was quoted from 4,000. to 6,000. Baht so told them
    all that sex in Thailand is not good enough to command that price. The
    problem is that too many stupid Farang are paying whatever the girls ask
    for just to blow their load. What a bunch of dumb asses. They are really
    screwing up the PFP (Pay For Pussy) market. I did finally manage
    to find one old lady (43 years old) to go long time for 2,500. Baht and she
    did most of the work on top.

    Things are just getting a bit too expensive in Bangkok due to the girl’s
    expectations as a result of stupid foreigners paying them whatever they
    ask for.

    My suggestions in regards to PFP in Bangkok is to definitely do not pay the
    girl until the time is up whether it be short time or long time. Make sure she
    satisfies her commitment first. There are too many becoming “runners”
    where as soon as you pay them their “tummy” hurts or their “period” is
    starting and they run out the door. They will not run out the door until
    you pay them, so don’t pay them until after they do what was agreed to.
    Another very good suggestion is to talk with them first and choose one that
    likes you because you will get better service.
    Always look in other areas besides the normal slut hangouts on Sukhumvit
    because you will end up finding ladies that will have sex with you because
    they actually like you and there will be no cash involved. Don’t even bring
    up the question of money if you find her in other areas, just treat her nice,
    buy her meals, take her shopping and buy her gifts. The sex will then be
    the best that you ever had.
    One last thing to mention is that Paying For Pussy (PFP) in Bangkok is
    getting crazy because their asking prices are way too high for such ugly girls.
    You can get much sexier girls for a cheaper price in the Americas, including
    the USA. You just need to know where to go. For example, I pay 5,000. Baht
    for 23 to 26 year old beautiful girls in Miami, Florida for all night action from
    about 9PM to 7AM and that includes heavy oral & anal. I pay half that amount,
    2,500. Baht for the same thing in Central America and the girls have real
    sexy bodies that you will just not find in Thailand. You just need to know
    where to get them and if the price is too high just walk away !

    • Chris March 12, 2016 at 12:52 am #

      Great advice and thanks for the comment, I agree the price isn’t worth it for most the girls who want the current prices, I just never understand how i can walk in a bar and the ugliest girls and the hottest girls are the same price, they started doing this coyote stuff as a way of advertising more girls into the bars which has worked from a reqruitment technique but the farm girl who wants a farang husband these days is most likely on a dating site instead of coming to bar and giving you the extra attention in the hope you’ll whisk them aways. I like your style, pay for it, get it for free, every score is an adventure why limit yourself.

    • cocainenchampagne June 26, 2016 at 11:13 am #

      5k baht for all night prime Miami punani. I call total bullshit or this or they are total meth/crackheads.

      • cb September 21, 2016 at 8:52 am #

        EXACTLY, he’s full of it for sure on that one lol.

  9. San March 11, 2016 at 9:24 am #

    It is a nice read, the most important thing here is the sentence. You pay properly the least for girls that like you. ( I am too lazy to actually quote)

    From my experience, the price drops to free or even that they pay her own barfine (happend once) If you are just nice to them and build a relationship. this cost a bit more money and in the beginning.

    Pick a bar and girl and find a girl with a click. Buy her a LD, have chat. Come back in a few days and repeat. BF her go home and sleep with her, without having sex. This is not really working for tourists, I believe more for expats. All the next time to come, you only pay the barfine, best is it cheaper on the long run and she going to know what you like. Also she will remember you even after months/years.

    This only works in Pattaya. For a short time I worked in Pattaya. When after two I walk the streets in tie and suit. The girls where in line and ask me to go to her place, my response was always the same, I have no money. Be very clear you have no money on you. They will insist to go with them, they will expect to be lying. They will sometimes ask for money anyways, but as you have been clear, it is never a big issue. Just walk to the 7/11, don’t talk to them, but make eye contact and flirt. They will come to you. Tried this in normal jeans and fliplops, no one ever looked at me.

    In massage shops (other than the island), most times tip. But not always, when you do not tip (always tip the first two times), tell her you do not have enough money, never say because the massage is bad (loose of face). The next time you have the same girl, she is very happy to help you out for free (if she does, tip her (but as you tip, you make up the money)

    With Thai girls it is basically the same with all the girls in the world. Don’t act like a (drunk) cunt, be nice. They work hard and as a working bar girl , it is sometimes the only mean in supporting a family, when you have limited education.

    • San March 11, 2016 at 9:35 am #

      sorry for my bad English 🙁

  10. Jacko March 14, 2016 at 11:46 am #

    I normally go to Patong beach in Phuket but I recently wen’t to bangkok for a short stay on my way to chiang mai.

    I wen’t to a massage place and got awesome service but the price was what I would normally pay in Australia (they wouldn’t budge on price)

    The next night I went to a bar/takeaway brothel where you have to buy a drink for the guy that escorted you in and the lady just to talk to her and of course myself at 200 baht a drink!

    After a lot of negotiating I got them down to 2400 baht for short time (expensive), back at my hotel she had a shower first then when I came out of the shower she asked for a tip!

    I said ‘for what, you haven’t even done anything yet” did she want a tip just for having a shower lol.

    After constantly nagging me for a tip, I finally managed to convince her that tips come after the service.

    The service itself consisted of a shitty blowjob and me doing the work, (after the bj I thought I better do the work)

    I find it much better in Patong, you can pick up a decent young girl of bangla rd for 1000 – 1500 short time (make sure to put your phone and wallet in safe while she has a shower)

    Or if you really want a hot girl, go to tiger bar, (either side of the road) stay till bar closes to avoid expensive bar fine whilst building a rapport with the girl you like, (you will have to buy her at least one lady drink) then negotiate a price, usually starts at 2000 baht short time, but she will be young and hot so in my opinion worth it….

    • ChiangMaiGuy March 20, 2016 at 5:49 am #

      Hey dude my standard is 1500 short time and 2000 long time and that’s here (Chiang Mai), there (Pattaya) and everywhere (BKK etc.).

      Funnily enough for last 8 years I have been doing the dating gig and got laid 100s times but I’m finding a few more problems these days with ‘cling-ons’ and I find it much easier to pay and play (especially with sideliners),

      Nice to see you back Chris and posting – what’s up dude?

      • Chris March 20, 2016 at 7:07 pm #

        Yeah back to posting, got some good stories coming up, I really needed a break from posting but am back into it now. Time flies doesn’t it, 8 years you 7 me. You been to vietnam? I finally went! 2000 baht return on Nok Air, hit up Vietnam Cupid about a month before you go recommend!

  11. Jake April 4, 2016 at 12:11 am #

    “Go go girls are super high maintenance, bar girls are lazy and poor, and street hookers are desperate or junkies.” Gold

  12. Chris April 5, 2016 at 6:22 pm #

    I only real bad experience I had was actually from the bar in the last picture. Weird.

  13. Alex April 13, 2016 at 7:58 am #

    I’ll tell you a secret: you can, if you can, find a normal girl and all those things that can wrong with a prostitue simply won’t happen with a normal girl.

    • Chris April 13, 2016 at 4:30 pm #

      Dude that hilarious, regular girls have their own set of issues.

  14. Roland October 7, 2016 at 8:21 am #

    How to hook up a gogo hooker nomather your age.

    1: if she smiles real take her home. Tell her you pay asking price when home. Play not to drunk.
    2: in room put her money in her bag. Sober up, shower together or so she can see you clean up down good. Smell good in your mouth. Joke and be soft and nice.
    3: only fuck if she takes initiative
    4:be a nice guy in the morning.sex not important to you.
    5: next time don’t touch her only enjoy Thai food or whatever.
    6: pay anyway
    7: I have tried this 5-8 times during last 30 years. Every girl gone mad about me. And they been good looking. I’m just about average, not type that fuck for free. The girls have been gogo hookers, hi end clubs and escorts.

    Yes, of course they preferred younger but how many are they on the market? 😍

  15. Rostan July 23, 2017 at 11:13 pm #

    Have been married to a Thai girl for 25 years. Never had to look back. Truthful, considerate, good with money. If she ever screwed around she must have done it so well I haven’t even picked up a hint. That’s as good as faithful. Big surprise though when I came to THD and had the first hand look into the psyche of typical womenfolk of all walks of life. Starting with those who worked for me. Over years I screwed dozens, working girls or ‘good’ girls. Only then I came to realize how insanely lucky I got with my wife. A typical Thai girl is messed up in her head beyond our wildest dreams. In essence lazy and stupid, have nothing to talk about, have no interests to share except Facebook and have 1000’s ways to mooch money out of you. Extremely cunning. We are but a walking ATM machine and that lovely smile is nothing more than a bank card. Easy to tell though when she is lying. Her lips are moving. She pumps you as dry as she can then runs to her boyo who lives off her, treats her like a shit and screws her for free. Farang in her eye is just a dumb ass begging to me fleeced. And deservingly so. Hell, for a moment I even had one for a second wife. Stunning college girl mid 30’s, meek like a dove, so well pretending and performing I would die for a wife like her. Surprisingly enough, not to squeeze more money. She was turning every single Baht of mine 10x over when we went out together before spending it. Then, wives of a scum of the street she loved to screw started going after my wife crying for their crazied darlings. Man, she would pick up a layabout temple dog, bring him to my house when we went out on business, wash him, feed him, booze him, clean his clothes for him – at her own cost – and fuck him in my bed. And then she would lovingly slip under my bedsheet when I came back. So much for the “high class” Thai girls. We stupid Farangs have much to learn from our Thai brethen. Have a dozen stories of idiots who ended much worse – alnost ready to come out in print. This dumb ass says: dress up a rich guy, tell them you don’t do sex the first thing, treat them well, suck up to them a bit, then screw them, pay them and never forget to kick them out before too late. There is much other game in town.

  16. Don tamba July 11, 2018 at 12:43 pm #

    Another interesting topic which can also be found in the comments section of many thai centric YT channels as well as the several thai forums.
    The Philippines model of paying everything up front….meaning both barfine and girl’s ST LT rates….is finding hold in Thailand. I think it’s due to many burn artists and runners ripping off the girls. In PI it can cost more….because the protocol is to give the Pinay a tip after services.
    It can work both ways….it puts the girl’s mind to ease….as she knows full payment has been made…..and often leads to more of a relaxed session. On the other hand….like the old thai expression ‘once the sugar cane is in the elephant’s mouth…..’ she can not care and underperform for you.

    Most of these girls on the game….know how to size up a punter. Young guys tend to have less cash…..will demand more….and argue when it comes time to pay….that this or that wasn’t done, etc. Older guys are usually more cashed up, more mellow and less aggressive….generally more polite & a Jai-dee generous sucker….and best of all for girls…in most cases an one-shot done & finished deal even for LT.

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