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How to pick up Chang Beer Girls

First of all a few posts now there have been more than a few readers who have posted more than a few comments saying that I should be meeting more HiSo girls and that the kind of girl I meet is of a lower class. To that I say I meet girls of all different classes but honestly unless i'm looking to marry someone a HiSo girl isn't really what I or many of you are looking for. What we're looking for is one of the Chang Beer girls in our room on demand, find me a Hiso girl with a body like a Chang Beer girl and I'll change my ways because most the Hiso girls I know don't have bodies like that of a Chang Beer girl.

Chang Beer Girls

Chang beer is one of Thailand's cheapest and strongest brews, in fact it's too strong for me I can't drink the stuff and if I did i'd end up with a big hangover the next day. It's also strong and i'm a weak drunk if I drank a few cans i'd be spinning I prefer the draught though if I had to drink it, I prefer Leo, and even though I like the Leo girls for some reason most places in Chiang Mai and Thailand for that matter employ the Chang beer girls. If you want one of these uniforms to come home with you, then read on further.

Before you try to pick up a PG girl and I say PG because she doesn't have to be a Chang beer girl exactly it would be any PG girl working your pub you have to realise that a girl working this kind of job is getting hit on over and over and over again. There wouldn't be a night where someone trys their luck and getting a phone number or taking her home later so you gotta have a better game then hitting her up directly.

The game that I use I call "The wingman foodman". Basically I take one of my good looking   girl friends out to a place I don't go to often. You don't want to go to your regular place to do this because once you've bagged her well now your basically wasting your time and money and anytime you go in there you'll have to help her buy drinks for her and her friends and when it goes sour you'll get crap service so try it at different places. This kind of game takes time so perhaps do it on your off days when you have nothing to do.

With the good looking girl go to the pub on a week day and sit somewhere the Chang beer girls serve you don't worry if you get one of the normal servers serving you because this can actually be helpful. Now get your Thai girl friend to ask the server which girls are single if they don't know then ask someone else. If none of them are single or no one knows just ask for one of the Chang beer girls to serve you. In most places the won't have a problem with this especially when it's on a slow weeknight.

Once you have a single Chang beer girl at your table and this may not happen every night especially if you've sat in the wrong place of the pub! Next time just go sit in the other place. Make sure you instruct your girl friend to ensure everyone knows that you two are not an item don't say this yourself she has to say this or it won't be believeable. Having the girl with you makes you look like a good guy that you can have friends without having sex with them (even though in all cases I already have :).

Start talking to the girl and make sure you ask the following questions:

  • What does she like to drink (alcohol)
  • What does she like to eat (Thai food by the plate)
  • Where does she like to go out after work
  • What time does she start and finish work

Unless she is flirting with you don't ask for her phone number. I was had a girl be super straight up with me and tell me she really liked me thought I was good looking already had a boyfriend but liked me, that night she was at my place after my friend called her boyfriend to tell him she was going out with her! Takes a while to train a good wingwoman so make sure she knows how the game works before you go out!

Many even though you've deployed the wingwoman game out there she still isn't interested. Don't worry about this too much because you've asked her the three most important questions. Frequent the places she goes to after work, show up at the pub in her section with her favourite drink and get her to drink off your bottle make sure your paths meet often and she doesn't remember you.

If you have time some days go buy her 30 baht plate of Thai food in a box to go and rock up to her work 40minutes after she starts walk into the pub and hand it to her, say you were getting dinner when you thought of her. She'll have a smile like you've just given her a diamond ring. Do this often enough as well as letting her drink your bottle and within a few weeks if she isn't messaging back it's time to move onto the next girl.

Like anything it's not 100% you can't make the girl like you if she isn't attracted to you in the first place but even if she is attracted to you if you don't do this game you'll have 0% chance. Try it out guys let me know if you get that short Chang Beer dress back to your room.


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11 Responses to How to pick up Chang Beer Girls

  1. American June 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

    Well you are using a “pivot” (what you call a wingwoman) which is a way to show you are a valuable, which is a good start. No matter if this is Thailand or some western country. Girls are attracted to the guy that seems valuable, not easy to get, and is socially acceptable.

  2. grasshopper June 6, 2012 at 6:43 am #

    Wait, so now you’re saying we have to actually buy them food? I think I’ll stick with the university girls! 🙂

    • Aurora Australis June 10, 2012 at 10:16 am #

      Well Chris was going to buy the Uni girls some noodles.

  3. Jake June 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    Yea Chris, wtf is with the “don’t buy food”, “buy food” flip flop? It’s very, very confusing. Please provide flow chart, food buying decision making tree.

    • Chris June 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

      I wouldn’t call it flip flopping, if you met a girl who showed overwhelming interest in you food is not necessary, however if your courting a girl or she isn’t interested then food is the way to her heart, I’ll try to come up with a flow chart somehow after I’ve given it some more thought.

  4. Harris June 7, 2012 at 4:36 am #

    Turn them over and they all look the same. When chasing women, I have only 2 philosophies:
    1) Any hole’s a goal.
    2) Path of least resistance.

    • ChiangMaiGuy June 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

      1/
      ‘any holes a goal’? Jesus I thought ear holes were just for hearing

      2/
      ‘path of least resistance’? you mean using gel?

  5. Milbrath June 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

    Good game but that is simply too much work. No pussy is worth all that effort. Chances are she will be a dead lay anyway. The best looking ones usually are.

    • Terry Uk June 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

      yes aggree with you on that one some pretty crap sex with good looking one’s

      • Chris June 13, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

        lots of ugly chicks are crap too dude.

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