This article is Part 1 in a 5 part Pattaya series that covers the following topics
- Planning your trip to Pattaya
- What to do with 1 week in Pattaya
- What you can do with $200 hundred dollars a day in Pattaya
- What you can do with $30 dollars a day in Pattaya
- Cheap hotels in Pattaya with free WiFi
Getting a flight to Thailand maybe obvious, but do you know the best time to arrive in Bangkok? The best time to arrive in Bangkok if your going to Pattaya if you can swing it is about 8pm. This is because the traffic starts dying down about this time and you arrive in Pattaya just as things start kicking off. Try not to drink alcohol on the plane because you want to make the most of your trip to Pattaya, save it for the bars! For cheap flights to Thailand (i bought a ticket from Sydney to Bangkok for $800 return during high season!) check out this site here.
If you really want to make the most out of your hotel bookings then I suggest you read the article How I get free hotel rooms in Pattaya. Don’t listen to others and say they get a cheaper rate if you wait until you get to Pattaya for a hotel room. Listen, the best places to stay are in soi’s 7 and 8 in Pattaya. Everyone knows this so the rooms are often full especially in peak season. You might think your going to get a deal when you rock up into Pattaya, but if the hotel is full when you get there, then you might have to pay more to get the same ideal location and if they’re all full then now you don’t have the prime location! Book your hotel in advance. And save yourself some trouble, besides, what would you really save a few dollars? Walking around Pattaya finding a hotel with your bags is no fun at all! Try checking out the Sunbeam Hotel Pattaya, it has a massive swimming pool, the rooms are well appointed as well they are bachelor hotel friendly.
A good camera on the phone is wise too, you want to work through your list of girls from best looking first. If you travel outside of Thailand for more than 3 months the number probably gets deactivated but the numbers are still there so you can use it on your trip back. I prefer a dual sim card phone like the one pictured (check the link) because I’ll have two numbers one for my girlfriend to call me and one for Pattaya girls.
Learn Some Thai
Learning some Thai Language can be invaluable to your trip to Pattaya, from cheaper bar fines, to freebies from Thai girls, knowing some Thai can get you more places than you can imagine. I don’t care if your coming to Thailand for 1 week or living here for a year, the more Thai language you know the more fun you’ll have. Unless you really like playing connect four with the bar girls all night without saying too much. Yes it’s true, many a Thai Bar girl can speak English, though the ones that do speak English have more likely been in the game for many a year, this kind of girl will F*** your brains out sure, but she’ll ream you for money too because she knows you can’t connect with the newer, younger, Virgil girls of Pattaya. Buy one of the books i list in the top 10 books to learn Thai language. And try to learn as much as you can. I really suggest you start with the Thai Alphabet that was where I started and now i’m fluent in the Thai language. By learning Thai you will be ahead of the game when it comes to most tourists, you’ll be able to get more girls, better looking as well as younger.
Especially if you come from a western country. You need to bring them in. Just don’t go crazy and bring a whole suit case full of candy and sex toys as you’ll be pulled up as some crazed pedophile.
Do your ground work first
After a month has passed sign in to your account and pay for the premium membership. Why wait a month? because the premium membership only lasts a month right, but if you sign up first you’ll have a bunch of girls to write to once you’ve signed up!