Self Righteous Thai Bar Girls
A while ago I did something I don't normally do. I picked up a Thai bar girl! Well the reality is she picked me up as I was just sitting at the Zoe In Yellow minding my own business when she came up to me. Now normally I'm just into the chit chat leave it at that kinda thing with these kinds of girls as most are not good looking enough to warrant the 1000 - 1500 baht it would cost to take them home, but on this occasion I was alone and had absolutely nothing to do and this girl who came to sit with me was from Chiang Mai short cute my type so I decided to pursue it.
This girl really didn't say too much she was just kinda going through the motions but she seemed a little interested in me and hit me up to go home. She was kinda coy about it and said that if I take her home I have to pay "you understand don't you" she repeats to me. Sure I say, i'll give you 1500 baht to come now. She agrees and I drive her to her place to get changed so she doesn't look like a total ho in the morning something I don't really want the neighbours looking at considering I rarely take this kinda girl home.
So we get to my place and she wants to drink more, I've kinda had enough but yeah sure why not it was only 2am anyway so I bust out some more drinks and we start talking. Now this is where it starts getting weired because she starts talking to me about relationships. She tells me how she is looking for a guy to take care of her like most of them say that but this one girl was really getting on my nerves about it.
She tells me that any potential boyfriend would have to pay her money and that any guy who would do this for her would be taken care of as well. She tells me how she will love that guy and do everything for him that she could she would really love it. Again same old thing you've heard before but I honestly doubted the truth about what she was saying and what came next confirmed it.
So where is your old boyfriend? I asked. He's in hospital! She exclaims. Hmmm OK what happened? So she goes on about how they were riding a big bike up country and they came off this was like a few weeks ago and he's still in hospital but she was lucky she got away with only a few bruises. Geez tough break for that guy but I still don't understand why you broke up?
So she goes on to tell me that she broke up with him because he was no longer interested in her which doesn't make any sense, he's in bloody hospital with a broken leg or something I mean how interested can he be!
I tell this girl that she is crazy and that if your only going to be with a guy who gives you money and if you can't stay with a guy because he ends up in hospital for a few weeks that she's never going to find anyone who's going to be serious with her. OMG she flames up and starts telling me off saying that I can't use the word "bah บ้า" that it's not polite and that I should never say that! Now I know how to use Thai I know when an appropriate time and place is to use words and can even use the impolite terms goo and meung to guys and girls I know that are not even offended so who is this little tramp telling me that I can't say something I wanna say I was pissed. The conversation continues a little and I tell her I hate Toms and she blows up again "Toms are people too you know!" they didn't do anything to you so you can't hate them.
I'm more than a little annoyed at this self righteous bitch and tell her that she has no right to tell me about manners customs or anything for that matter she's just a little whore that goes to the clubs to find guys to pay money for sex with her and because she is a whore who has no skills no education not even funny and is a bit overweight I find it unimaginable that anyone would want to pay her to be her girlfriend. I know some really fantastic girls in Thailand that wouldn't demand anything and she is the dirt on the soles of those girls feet so why does she think she is worth more than they are?
Her response was that she will take care of her guy forever until I interrupted her and mentioned the guy who was in hospital that she left, yeah like that guy! Her only response then was for me to not call her Crazy! lol well maybe she is funny.
I'm totally over it and why I should never actually talk to these slags again so I tell her I'm just going to take her home because I can't stand her. So now she wants to get paid! HAHA I'm laughing really hard now and said we didn't do anything so why should I pay her. She reckons I wasted her time find no problem let's go upstairs and do it and I'll give you your money. She seems happy now and forgot about what had happened but as soon as she comes upstairs and sees that I've already got a girl in my bed she freaks out and calls me Crazy! Dumb ass she just got into this big argument with me telling me I can't call her crazy and then the whore turns around and calls me crazy!
So why the hell am I crazy!? She said there's a girl in my bed why did I bring her home? Yeah real bright one this dumb ass is, well we're gonna do it don't mind her I tell her she doesn't mind. "Oh I can't do that" she says, so I tell her if she doesn't I'll drive her home and she gets nothing. Now she's angry but still won't do it so I send her home.
Now I'm at the front of her place and she says wait and sends a text message, next thing I know there's a bunch of lady boys coming out of the apartment. My cue to leave I think and I speed off.
So what's with these bar girl sluts in Thailand getting all self righteous and shit telling me what I can and cannot say convincing themselves that without any education boring personality and dumb as that they are worth paying 20-30k a month! What a joke I'm sure if she did spend the night I would have felt that the 1500 baht I'd promised was a waste.
Any of you guys ever meet a Self Righteous bar slut like this before? Think she has the right to get all Self Righteous on me or what?