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Thai girls have balls

I think a lot of guys could learn something from Thai girls because a lot of girls that I've met especially the working girls have balls of steel! The bleeding hearts might tell you I'm a cheap bastard cause all I wanna buy the girls is a bowl of noodles but those same guys probably don't know most of those girls have the balls to ask for anything including but not limited to iPhones laptops, tablet computers and scooters.

Just today I had this Karaoke girl come over to my place she arrives we go have some lunch just some Kaow Soi delicious actually even she said come back sleep fool around usual story then she says she has to go and asks me for money for dinner. Well I'm actually feeling generous today and give her 100 baht. Might as well just given the slag 1 baht because she turns around and says "is this it?". Well we just went and had lunch together couple sodas cost me 101 baht what are you going to have for dinner? Sushi? Come on!

Actually the story goes further than that because this girl is telling me earlier that her phone is broken she types in ก and it comes out ค. So apparently she can't use her Facebook. Boo hoo you guys know me I can barely send a text message with my phone it's not really a priority so you think I give two hoots that you can't access your Facebook! Actually I give her an opportunity to access her facebook on my computer, she says she can't remember her password or login details, so full of BS!

But this girl isn't asking me to buy her a phone she wants me to buy her a tablet, apparently she knows someone who is selling their second hand tablet for 4000 baht and even suggests she'll pay for half of it. Do I look like the gadget man why don't you save and buy it yourself. Oh because she has to send money home they are building a house in Fang province. I honestly don't care bitch and maybe you should look at your priorities and not spend the bloody 4000 baht on a tablet computer isn't going to get your house built any faster.

grow some balls guys

Now this chick is going on and on and on about her stupid tablet but never once mentions she wants to use it to connect with me but you know I'm old hat to all this crap and I've never once bought an electronic device for anyone it'd take a big event for me to even upgrade my phone! Now after asking me for the 20th time to have me buy her laptop I said yeah no problem we'll go tomorrow. Now before some of you get all pissy that I lied to her this is Thailand and since I'm living Thai if I said outright no fuck off that would be considered rude, but say OK and flaking is considered acceptable in Thai culture.

But like how this story started out after agreeing to buy her the laptop she hits me up for lunch money get's pissy cause it's only 100 baht then calls me a cheap bastard.

Man these Thai chicks have balls!

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Chris founded LivingThai.org in 2011 and has received over 3 million visitors. He has lived here for over 10 years and speaks reads and writes very good Thai.

11 Responses to Thai girls have balls

  1. CoCo Channel September 15, 2012 at 1:55 am #

    Don’t ask, Don’t get 😀

    it must have worked before or for one of her friends ,
    so what did she have to lose ?

    At least she got lunch 55555

    • Chris September 15, 2012 at 8:21 am #

      I met a Thai girl online once I asked her what kinda guy she wanted to find, she said she wasn’t looking for a guy just an iPhone.

      • Daniel September 20, 2012 at 12:33 am #

        At least she was honest about it. I actually respect the ones more who are willing to actually tell me what they want the money for instead of trying to tell a tale.

      • notyourcuppa November 7, 2012 at 4:00 am #

        Her reply has made my day!

  2. GG September 15, 2012 at 3:10 am #

    By being well schooled on Thai culture as you are, it’s perfectly acceptable to make tall promises that you already know you can’t keep. The Thais’ culture is full of BS and they don’t know any other way.

    I sometimes can’t believe the lengthy yarns that come out of my mouth for a 7 minute hand job.

    • Chris September 15, 2012 at 8:22 am #


    • Working Tourist September 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

      Buddhists do not take what is not given, nor exploit others.

      Since most thais are buddhists, I don’t think this hooker represents “thai culture”, nor is lying to make her shut up “thai culture” — buddhists strive to speak truthfully and if we have to dish up the thai clichés, then this girl will lose face when she tells her friends you will buy her a tablet and you never come through on that promise.

  3. TylerB September 15, 2012 at 3:28 am #

    Oh man Oh man. Chris WTF is going on bro? You hanging with hookers now? Sounds like you are preaching to the perverted. lol.

  4. bacardiboy September 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    i am sure she or any other girl will never be able to fleece a penny from an experienced guy like you.

  5. dj September 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

    These women do not have balls! don’t insult our Cahonas by comparing them to Lazy uneducated Thai Biatch Sharks.

    These women are simply parasites, nothing more. They are not even worthy of being born into a human existence, learn to see through the skimpy clothes, nice smile, smooth skin, and your own Balls telling you that you wanna bang it.

    Its like faunicating witha slug, except i like slugs more.

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