You can’t learn Thai from a Thai
If I go out somewhere sit down and start talking to waiters the barmen or the bar girls laughing and joking people often come up to me in amazement wondering how on earth I learned Thai. Most don’t believe that I learned Thai by teaching myself. Even though it’s true I learned Thai by reading books and listening to Thai people. I tried to learn from a teacher and classes but it was a waste of my time because Thai people can’t teach Thai!
Just because I’m Australian studied in America doesn’t mean I can teach English better than someone from India, nor does a Thai person automatically qualify them to Teach Thai. In fact if you go to Australia or the USA and ask around for ESL courses (English as second language) you’ll find that almost all of the teachers are not native speakers. Why, because only someone who learned the language as a second language knows the difficulties and exactly where to start when learning a second language. Same goes for Learning Thai. The only problem is if your in Thailand the government wouldn’t dare allow say a foreigner like me to Teach Thai it’s their language so only they know how it works! Total BS. I know heaps of guys who speak Thai better than Thais do!
I think the part is foreigners would make great Thai teachers, they’d certainly have more passion about it and would be able to explain how and why things are done in such a way that foreigners will be able to understand.
A perfect example would be the word traffic lights. If your learning Thai from a Thai person go and ask them what Traffic lights is in Thai. I bet you they will tell you that it means Fai Dtang. WRONG. That means red light. Really traffic lights is สัญญาณไฟจราจร or ไฟจราจร Fai Jarajorn (sorry i’m not good with the karaoke). Now nearly all Thai people say Fai Dtang because it’s just simple quick and easy to say kind of like how Aussies speak English. The next thing your teacher will tell you is that’s only for (written language) and when they say that just makes me cringe. Speed through a red light and I guarantee you the police officer will refer to it as a traffic light (สัญญาณไฟจราจร). There is no written language and spoken language in Thai that’s all BS. It’s an intellectual speech apposed to a colloquial speech. If it was only a written language then they would say Fai Dtang on the news instead of Fai Jarajorn. Or how my buddy likes to say, talking like a knob or talking like a mate.
Sure maybe my example is a little more advanced than the average guy trying to string two sentences of Thai together but it’s an example nonetheless. Ask a Thai person to teach you the Thai alphabet and in 3 months you’ll be able to remember it or you could just buy my Thai alphabet book and learn it in a day.
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One of the biggest gripes I have about teachers who teach Thai is they focus way too much on tones. If you want to learn Thai quickly you need to focus more on vocabulary and making use of the vocabulary with exercises that encourage you to learn the words. The tones are irrelevant when you are starting out because your just not going to get it until your at least 6months into full time study anyway.
One of the inherent problems with Thai teachers is they think like most Thai’s do that the Thai language is the most difficult language on earth which it isn’t. They like to say to me oh but you havn’t learned sanskrit words to which I reply have you learned any latin words? Thai is very difficult to spell they say well read my blog and you’ll know I find English hard to spell too. Thai is just as hard as English is, get over it and teach me how!
What a Thai person can teach you about the Thai language
If you really need instruction in Thai the only good thing I think a Thai teacher is good for is pronunciation. Knowing exactly how to say the tones and pronounce words correctly. That’s about it. Just like me, I couldn’t teach a word of English but I sure as hell could teach a Thai how to pronounce the word French Fries so it stops coming out Fwench Fwied! Oh yeah I’d love to Fry a few French people but I wouldn’t put one in my mouth!
I’ll never be a scholar in the Thai language because I don’t care to be I can talk to any Thai person all day all night about pretty much any topic crack jokes Thai’s havn’t even heard of and down a Sang Som or two and I’m happy with that. But I tell you what I didn’t get there because I listened to some scripted teacher who thought some of the first things to learn in Thai were the names of the different fingers and toes.