Mall Fining Thai Girls
A mate of mine recently introduced me to the term "Mall Fining" which is a twist on the whole "Bar Fining. A Bar fine is where you pay the bar in order to take the girl out and then you negotiate further with the girl. Mall Fining is where you take what the girl was getting paid working at the mall and moving her into your place so she has the time to basically do everything for you, which includes but not limited to washing your clothes, cleaning your pad, teaching you Thai, cooking you dinner, entertaining guests, and of course rolling around on the bed with you. A normal girlfriend can do this but can't be at your beck and call 24/7 unless you Mall Fine her.
Mall fining is basically a sponsorship deal where you are paying her NOT to work. The kind of girl that does this would also be your girlfriend for nothing as well but she'll have limited time for you and if she doesn't live close it would also mean lots of boring phone calls so it's attractive to Mall fine her.
Is Mall Fining expensive?
Mall Fining is a cheap alternative to most anything, getting your clothes ironed, apartment cleaningings and home cooked meals. It can cost as little as 6000 baht a month to as much as 30,000 baht. I know some guys who scoff at the idea as it's expensive yet those same guys don't mind paying 1500 baht a night for a girl. If you don't go out partying it can actually be cheap and keep you sane having someone around.
When you should Mall Fine a Thai Girl
Mall Fining a Thai girl the first year in Thailand will probably be the smartest thing you ever done. Everyone wants to come out here and start playing the game right away. Without language skills however you're options are going to be more limited. Sure there are still girls who speak English but how is that going to help your Thai? Mall fining only works good if the girl lives with you, if she doesn't she's more likely to get double fined a scenario you want to avoid.
Cessation of a contract to Mall Fine a Thai Girl
One of the biggest things you should think about before entering into a Contract for Mall Fining a Thai girl is how it's going to end, and it will end. In fact your going to want it to end so the trick is to get the most out of it. When it ends and if she's been a good girl you should be prepared to pay up to 3 months in advance. This will give her enough time to find another sponsor or to get a real job. If she's been a complete bitch the whole time then dump her on the street but for most guys with a heart you'll want to find a new place to live pay down the rent for 3 months and tell her to move on. Again YOU MUST tell her this BEFORE you have her move in. It will also be more encouragement for her to be a good girl so that you don't end the contract. If you don't set this ground rule plus others then you are more likely to have problems when it's time to end.
What Type of Thai girl be should Mall Fine
This may sound strange since I've been talking about Mall Fining girls but a girl who doesn't currently have a job is the best girl to Mall Fine. She may have worked in the mall before, that's fine, however you should really find a girl a girl without a job. This is better because at the end of the contract she can't use the "you made me quit my job" bullshit you know she's going to say. So getting one who currently doesn't have any options is just being responsible yourself. It's also more likely you'll get her to go into the deal with the fine print you require, like a clause to say she has to make herself disappear when you bring girls home.
The Ultimate way to Mall Fine
Mall girls are typically good girls but they could be players too, typically though players will not stay with players so if you're fooling around and she is too you too probably won't mix. The ultimate way to Mall Fine a girl is to have a two bedroom apartment, she has one room which she lives out of but sleeps in your bed. You are allowed to bring other girls back to the apartment where she tells the other girls that she's just a room mate. You should buy an iPhone for her which again is only (on loan for the duration of the contract) install tracking software so you know where she is at all times. If you can negotiate it so that it's OK for you to bring random girls home on a regular basis either for her to join in when appropriate or for her to retreat to her room then negotiate it! If she speaks no English you will be fluent in Thai within a year with only a little bit of effort on your part.
What my mate decided
After explaining to him that his girl has had the same job for 6 years and that if he moves her in she's going to be hard to get rid of, he's not going to be able to bring girls back to his place anymore since he's in a one bedroom apartment he decided against it. He may not be here for another year so and just doesn't want to deal with the stress that this girl is going to cause him when it's time for her to leave. If he had a 2 bedroom pad and intends to be here for the foreseeable future then I would have suggested to go for it.