Last night was my first night back in Chiang Mai and it’s great, after being in Pattaya for 2 months it’s good to be back in Chiang Mai I didn’t waste anytime either called some mates to meet up at Warm Up couple of girls and we’re ready for a good night! That’s the thing about Chiang Mai is when you know a lot of people you can have a great time relatively cheaply without it being all about money.
I don’t normally do Warm Up I prefer other places but it’s been a drag living in Pattaya seeing all these ugly isaan girls that I wanted to go to the one place in Chiang Mai that has the hottest chicks and that has to be without a doubt Warm Up.
One of my mates bailed so it was just me my best mate and these two girls, we were having a good time laughing and hanging out finishing off a bottle of Red Label, we got there early at like 7 for dinner because I like long nights out and it’s hard to get a seat in this place even on a Thursday night.
At about midnight I head to the toilet and come back to find some Farang sitting at my table staring at my girl. Me and my mate have had problems with Farang at warm up before trying to like come and hang out with us because they don’t know anyone. This by the way is not cool man, just because i’m a Farang doesn’t mean I’m your friend and if you don’t know me don’t come over and interrupt my night dude. The only time this is cool is if you already are with a girl or bring a few single girls with you, then sure come sit at my table, but don’t wander in drunk sit down at my table without saying high and stare at my girl!
So I ask my girl if she knows this dude and she says no and the guy hasn’t said anything at this point he’s just sitting there so I tap him on the shoulder and give him the eye and head motion to move along. This guy had balls the size of watermelons stands up and goes sits next to my girl now she’s stuck in the corner, I am about to go ape shit so I ask my mate to tell the guy to leave before I stab him. So my mate goes over tells him to get up and says to him once, twice, three times then in different languages but the guy just won’t fuckin leave!
I’m trying to keep my cool at this point as I don’t want any problems and my girl can get out now and calls security to get rid of the guy, but security is all the way in the front of the club so while he’s gone to get the guards I’m like boiling and the guy steps up to me so I push him away and down the step but the guy gets up and comes back to me, so I popped him one in the head and he falls down to the couch and picks up an empty glass in his hand like he’s going to glass me with it. This guy is either retarded or just looking for trouble and he’s ruining my night.
I’m not even a violent person and truthfully it wouldn’t take much to knock me down I’m not strong at all so really me getting into an altercation like this is really out of character for me and normally I would just walk away from situations like this but it’s my damn table so how the hell am I going to walk away from it? This guy was a little punk too even I could fuck him up but he just won’t leave!
Finally the security guard comes and walks over to the guy who is still grappling the glass and won’t let go the guard wrestles with him a little to release the glass and when the dude does he then starts fighting with the security first grabbing his throat but the Thai dude won’t have none of that and smacks him in the head and knocks him to the ground. It’s now free game.
He’s on the ground and we figure if the security are fighting then it’s on for us so i start kicking him and my mate leans down and hits him hard and I mean hard about 12 times in the head, this jerk is going to be sore tommorrow.
Finally the guard tells us that’s enough and he picks the guy up and carries him out of the club. Now it seemed the music stopped or something and the whole club is like staring at us which I guess they were when we were kicking the shit out of him on the ground so now they think we’re a bunch of skin heads or something lol. Whatever tommorrow everyone will forget about it.
This guy was a total dick and I hope they continued beating on him when he left the club. It’s pricks like this who make it more difficult for the rest of us to pick up. Use common courtesy and don’t crash someones party without being invited or without at least showing some respect. Don’t go up to other farangs in clubs unless you have a few girls with out, and definately don’t try to pick up on someone elses girl.