Chiang Mai may be one of Thailand’s biggest cities but it’s still small enough to be able to get through all the traps in one week. But just like every Monger knows the more time you spend in a place the easier it is to access the skirts.This map and information is continually updated so be sure to come back regularly to view the latest information on planning your next trip to Chiang Mai Last updated 08/26/2012.
There main areas of interest to Mongers exploring the nightlife of Chiang Mai:
- Chiang Mai Soapy Massage Parlors
- Chiang Mai Bachelor Friendly Hotels
- Chiang Mai Nightclubs
- Chiang Mai Beer Bars
- Chiang Mai Short Time Hotels / Curtain Hotels
- Chiang Mai Girls Dine in Or Takeaway
- Chiang Mai rooftop bars – (uses different map)
- Chiang Mai Go Go Bars
Sayuri Massage Parlor in Chiang Mai is one of the most well run with the most number of girls available in the city. Not that far from the old moat the Sayuri massage parlor pronounced Sa-Yoo-Ri (japanese) is an easy 1500 for regular girls timed by the hour.
For more information visit The Complete Guide To Soapy Massages In Chiang Mai
Don’t you just hate booking a hotel online on a whim then arriving everything looks great you go out have some fun maybe picked up a girl then come back to your hotel and they expect you to pay 1000 baht or more for your new friend to come with you. Pain in the backside. Well I thought I’d try and save people from the same anguish and mark on the map all the bachelor friendly hotels in Chiang Mai so that you don’t get stung either.
For more information please visit The Complete Guide To Bachelor Hotels In Chiang Mai
For nightclubs there are really only contender to finding freelancers and women who are looking to get laid with farang is the Spicy night-club which you should get to at 1am and goes to early morning you might might be tempted to go to Hot Shots at the Pornping tower which it’s a good idea to get to at about 11pm, saturdays are the best days to go there. There are so many more nightclubs in Chiang Mai listed in the Chiang Mai nightclubs guide and how you should approach those clubs is by going in a small group of about two to three people buy a bottle and just have a good time.
For more information please visit The Complete Guide To Nightclubs in Chiang Mai
There is only one main beer bar area left in Chiang Mai along Loh Kroh road. It’s not exactly exciting stuff down there and most of the girls are not actually from Chiang Mai. With beers at 70baht plus if your on a budget and still want the experience head over to the “Always Drunk Bar” on the map it’s accross from Piano Karaoke, they have the 3 beer promotion 3 long necks for 120 baht plus ice. Girl drinks are 35baht.
A Curtain hotel otherwise known as a short time hotel you pay by the hour and don’t get a key to the room. It’s called a curtain hotel in Thai because they draw a curtain behind you when you park the car/motorbike then enter through the unlocked room door.
Though these places are all over Chiang Mai here are the ones that I recommend:
The Amada short time hotel is relatively cheap but also close to the beer bars of Loh Kroh road. Rooms start at 180 per room and go up. All rooms are themed like the Jungle room, or the Boat room.
Bis Resort is a short time hotel that is trying to disquish itself from all the others. There rooms are not themed but are all perfectly apointed in 21st centure decor. Every room has a jacuzzi and rain shower. These rooms are compeletly covered in mirrors as well.
The love boat is a long time favourite short time hotel for dek sideline girls in Chiang mai. It’s not uncommon to see the girls hanging out the front waiting to either go in or get picked up. Rooms start here at 140 baht by the hour but the rooms are all in good condition.
Chiang Mai Girls Dine in Or Takeaway
If you don’t like the idea of a Soapy Massage and really just want to grab a girl and take her to the short time hotel then here are the places you’ve been looking for. On the Nightlife map of Chiang Mai these are the places marked with a blue pin. Walk into any of these places and the first thing you want to do is talk to the manager don’t talk to the girls. Find out from the manager who will or won’t do farangs and costs though costs are typically dictated by the girls standard fees are 1500 but they can start from 500 up depending on the place. The glass brothel is the best in Chiang Mai in my humble opinion it is pretty small but very friendly.
The gogo scene in Chiang Mai is pretty lame with only a few places to visit. The only two I recommend however is Foxy Lady and Bang Saen. Now Foxy lady is the real gogo club with dancing girls on two levels, get’s it’s fair share of punters but the prices are ridiculous, mates said that the girls are 2000 take home. Though you might have to spend a lot on drinks making this expensive.
The Bang Saen isn’t a gogo bar persay it is more of a gentlmans club that has girls that service you like a Karaoke house. Drinks for girls here are an expensive 200 baht a drink but the girls make sure you have a good time. My advice is to pick a coyote dancer and not the PR girls. The PR girls are boring but the Coyote girls love to party.
For more information please visit The Complete Guide to Chiang Mai GoGo Bars
Even when mongering you still need to take some time out relax and have a good meal. Something like a few drinks at a rooftop bar are just the thing. If you check out the link it will show you a number of different rooftop bars where you could take a date or just enjoy a night out.
For more information please visit Rooftop bars in Chiang Mai.
That’s it for the mongers guide to Chiang Mai Nightlife. If you see anything outdated incorrect or missing please don’t hesitate to let me know via comment or the contact me page.